Author's Rant: You guys are something else lol. Thanks a lot ^_^. You make writing for these two a splendid joy.

Sexually Enticing

I wasn't thinking with a clear head at the time. My mind was securely fastened on my manhood, smacking against my jeans for release and it hurt, it hurt, it hurt. Damn, I hated Sesshomaru!

"You ain't what?" That was Koga.

"Come again?" And that was pretty boy Miroku. Pretty Roku what they called him. "You're gay?"

"Hey man whatever revelations you going through, you handle that how you see fit." Koga blew through the phone. "Damn I knew something was up with your albino ass."

Shit. Shit. Shit. Double shit.

That came out completely wrong. I did not mean to say that. I did not mean for that to come out as it had. But try to see it from my point of view would ya? I'm sporting a hard on—we're talking Super Man wants to screw the shit out of Lois style, and it was because of a . . . of a. . . Oh God help me. A womanly figured man across the street who I strongly believe was trying to flirt with me.

"I need pussy," My stupid way of gaining ground but oh well. "I need pussy and I need it now."

"But what does that have to do with you being gay?" Miroku asked.

"I didn't say that. I said I'm don't feel like playing spades," That'd didn't even rhyme right to be a good lie. "Ah shit," I felt my dick twitch for attention. Little man wanted some action and I'll be damned if my hand was going to replace some good old fashioned wetness. "Look can we get it or what? I can't fuck myself."

"Technically you can if you're flexible enough."

"Shut up Miroku. Ain't anybody trying to hear the fundamentals of screwing yourself." Sick ass freak. That's just like a stupid human to come up with some demented stuff. "Anyway, back to the subject at hand. So what we got? Booty or no booty?"

"Shiiiit, you ain't said nothing but a word. Hold on," Now that was Koga for ya, always looking out for his friends. Trust his wolfish butt to have some spare kittens to dish out. Good because I was in desperate need for some ass.

I heard some shuffling in the back ground when Koga picked the phone back up chuckling, "Got 'cha right here mate. What 'cha want?"

"Umm name off some of 'em." I wasn't caring at this point. As long as she had a pretty face, and a nice ass I was in. Oh, oh and some long nails. I loved having my puppy ears tickled with those. It never failed to make my left leg tingle.

Koga was flipping through his fuckable book, detailed wonderfully by yours truly, Miroku and Koga himself through, ahem, personal lively experience. Don't give me that look, I'm a growing boy. And before anyone thinks it, no we don't share. That's just nasty and unsanitary to switch cum. I'm a good boy—to a certain extent. This was just one of those moments I needed a good recommendation.

"Ok umm I got Ayame here. Damn she a fine one too. Real red hair, nice green eyes, a body to kill for, listens to reggae and likes moonlit strolls on the beach."

Like I gave a damn about walking somebody on the beach in the middle of the night. "What about the ass?"

"Nah, she lacking there, but she has the titties."

"Next!" What the fuck I look like touching an assless McGee? I need something to slap, smack and rub with a spatula. Just like that ass I saw at the store. Damn it was perfect; nicely round, supple, and utterly juicy to squeeze—Oh my shit. "Hurry up Koga!"

"Ok ok ok shit. You need to jack off until I can find ya something man. You got that Barry White thing going over there." Koga sighed switching to another page in his booklet. "Oh damn what about Sango? She's got a tight ass body and she's flexible as hell."

"How do you know?"

"Saw her balance a pretzel with her toe."

"Damn I'm in!"

"Nope, I'm slapping that later tonight fellas." Miroku Interrupted. "I already laid claim to her for the past two weeks. Next chick."

Damn and I had my heart set on that one. "Who else we have?"

"Erm, let's see," Koga hummed through the receiver. "Well if you wanna get frisky, this girl named Kikyo's pretty sweet. "

Ohhh what a sweetheart she was. I remember her beautiful face from a couple of mouths back. Long flowing hair and a lovely hips. But wait; hold up, something wasn't right. "Wait I thought she died?"

"No, no that was a false alarm."

"Oh." I thought about that a second longer, then shook my head. "Nah, let's save her for plan B."

"What about Kagome," Suggested Koga. "She always made you remember how to spell your name right?"

"Ssss oh man low blow," Miroku hissed sympathically. "She gave up the spell of cocks for pussy charmers remember?"

"Oh yeahhh—Sorry Yash' I forgot you ain't got good shit."

I felt like crying. Kagome was the best I'd ever had and she had to go and pull some stupid, I'm a lesbian bullshit. "Fuck you." I hated Koga right now. Stupid fool got me all depressed, damn near close to tears. Why the hell did she have to do that? My stuff was good . . . not as good as hers but damn I delivered something on my end. "What the hell pussy got that I don't?" I suddenly shrieked into the phone.

Miroku laughed at my pitiful tone. "If we knew the ingredients we'd be selling it my friend."

"Amen, and good God I do not want to discover the mystery," Koga shivered over the phone, smacking his lips. "Hm, It's warm, wet, tight and soothing. That's all I need to know."

"Whatever, do you guys have anything else or what?"

Koga grunted something about me being complicated as he scanned through the pages once more before coming up with a nice little kitten. "Dude, dude, dude. Now you'd have to be a damn fool for sure to give up this one."

"Who man who?" I was getting excited wondering who the girl was.

Koga laughed, "You remember that dark skinned girl at orientation with the gorgeous purple eyes? Ya know she had silver hair."

"Ohhhhhhh damn," I fell back on my couch recalling that beautifully, amazingly, spectacular beauty. "Um, um um," I snapped my fingers trying to remember her name. "Shi, Shi—Shiori. That's her name Shiori. Ughh man she was something else. I couldn't walk for days." It was true, she had a body going on for days, legs that went on forever, a sexy walk that made a man scream and a ass—my mercy that ass was a bouncy treat. "What's her number?"

"Umm its—"

Knock. Knock. Knock.

"What the—Hold up ya'll," Damn I hated being interrupted during good conversations. It better not be that bible salesmen again. I don't normally do anything against a man of the cloth of but if he tried selling me that cheap ass hand written book again I was jacking him up. He scared me piss-less when he convinced me to buy twelve of those novels and they turned out to be nada. I promised I'd make him pay me all my money back too. As a matter of fact I hope it is his as. And just to be on the safe side that it might actually be him, I grabbed my trusty spare bat from behind the couch and slung it over my shoulder.

I took a real deep breath not even bothering to check the peep hole and yanked it open.

Big mistake. My ding dong flew high and stood at attention the instant I caught sight of long silver hair, dark honey eyes and the devilish smile to give those demon markings a radiate glow. "Uh I uh—hold on," I cupped my phone to my mouth, whispering, "Lemme call you back" and shoved it in my pocket, trying to get rid of my flustered look, leaning against the door frame, crossing my legs to hide my horse hung-pointer. "Can I help you?"

Sesshomaru cocked his head to the side sexily, raising his hand with a small Styrofoam cup steaming hot, "You left so suddenly, I forgot to give you your cup of tea. Would you still like some?"

I was trying to pay attention; really I was but my mind was trailing in other places because of my dick hypnotizing my eyes. I was starting to notice extra appealing features on my neighbor I hadn't noticed from before. Like how long had his skin looked so smooth, so, so, elegant? His chest was slightly opened at the neck, giving ample view of man cleavage. That handsome face of his was killer sexy too. And that smile, damn, the way it tilted up to show a side fang was mesmerizing. Like he was ready to eat me—that is my dick talking, not me.

"Inuyasha."

"Y-yeah," I stuttered, shaking my head from openly admiring this man's body. "What's up?"

"Hm," Sesshomaru chuckled deeply, stepping up in my personal space. "Is something wrong? You seem distracted."

"Nah, nah, I'm fine," I laughed. I think I might've scared him because I was laughing a little too hard.

"If you're sure," Sesshomaru held up the tea cup. "Here, have a taste. I'm sure you'll like its silken savor."

I shivered. His voice felt like velvet in my ears. Oh my damn I really needed to get some ass ASAP. "Thanks," I reached for the tea and he placed it in my hand, cupping my hands under his before sliding them off extra slow. I chuckled nervously wondering why my hands felt weird, like that fluttering like my stomach and took a sip while he stood there. I licked my lips, smacking my tongue to the top of my mouth as the sweet cinnamon and sugar flavors exploded inside. "Damn," I muttered, taking another sip, ignoring the fact it was scorching the hell out of my throat. I sighed the way one would after finishing a sizzling soda and wiped my mouth. "That was pretty good. Damn, what's this made of?"

By then, Sesshomaru walked up closer, standing directly—I mean directly in front of me where our chests were grazing. His eyes were half closed, giving me this scary look. I felt trapped where I was, can't move, frozen in place like a rat by the cat. His face got closer to mines, and I gulped wishing I could remember how to speak.

"If you want to know," he murmured so deep my chest was vibrate. "You'll have to visit me sometime. I'll gladly make it whenever you wish."

"Uhh huh," I nodded foolishly fascinated by the beautiful sparkling of his hazel eyes. I couldn't breathe won't shit. My heart was thumbing like a drum, my muscles were flexing like an Alpha ready for the pounce and my dick was looking up at me expectantly, as if he were asking if I was going to hit that or what?

Oh shit I think he felt it. I think he felt me twitch because his eyes shot down to my pants and there wasn't a damn thing I could do to hide what was so plainly obvious. I blame my old man for that. I was hung like a damn bull.

I was waiting for that punch to knock some sense into me, anything to let me know he didn't like what just happened.

But it never came. Sesshomaru just gave me a heated wink before abruptly spinning on his heel to go back home across the street and that's when my eyes did the unthinkable. My God given wish for the most lovable ass was casually strolling away, lifting and retracting flawlessly underneath those slacks. The sides clenched together with each forward step as if squeezing themselves together just for me.

And only me.

I officially declare my dick its own person because none, I repeat none of what was just said I lay claim too. He is not in his right of mind and if you honestly believe I would be sitting here thinking about some man's lovely luscious ass—again my dick not me—you've got another thing coming.

I froze when Sesshomaru stopped at his doorway and turned to catch me checking him out. I could've sworn I saw his eyebrows bounce but it could've been just me but when he winked again, I slammed my door shut, terrified.

"Shit, hell no." My chest was heaving and puffing like I'd just ran a marathon. My pulse was acting up, my heart rate skyrocketed and my blood pressure was through the roof.

I must be in heat. Damn monthly bullshit.

Damn I can't do this. I dialed for Koga and Miroku again, saying the first thing that came to my mind. "Ass, I need some ass, stat. I don't care who it belongs too just get me some." And I hung up, hurrying back inside to find a magazine.

I love girls, girls, girls, girls, girls I do adore!

"Hot damn!" Now this was what I was talking about. Sweeties to the left, babes to the right, kittens all over the place. Thank you Adam and Steve—I mean Eve for creating this delicious prey because I'm going hunting.

After much consideration due to the interruption, I told my friends the situation had gotten serious and we needed some boosting efforts to stir my dick back in the right direction. Mind you neither of them know about the Sesshomaru thing so let's keep that between us ok? Also I'm not staying out late tonight because I have school in the morning and it's never cool to be late.

We went to poetic jam fest on campus near an octopus buff shop off Drolly Ave and we had a blast. There was so much eye candy scattered all over the place and the male to female ratio was spot on. For every Inuyasha there was about twenty girls, both human and demon, needing a taste of what I had in store for them.

Crimson, dark lilac and deep saffron were glittering off the ceiling lights, making symmetrical patterns all over around the dark joint. The room was fairly spaced out so there was plenty of walking, sliding and maneuvering to go around. I knew where to go around here as well as how to do my signature moves to have a few girls following behind me.

My alpha charm was an enticing show of handsomeness to all he saw it. Ten minutes into finding a private section on the wall, I had four babes lined at my side, offering drinks, telling jokes and asking for my number. They were too easy to deal with so I left them there to find some harder game. I can't deal with easy targets. That meant they slept with anything with a pretty face, which could lead to potential issues I didn't need to deal with.

In the end the night out resulted in being a total bust. I couldn't find a single lady that piqued my interests. Some either didn't have the right color eyes, the right smile, wrong face, horrible body, flat assed, big saggy boobs; I am never going back there again.

The ride home was just as much a killer because I wound up coming home alone, horny and wishing or some kind of sexual relief. But I came up empty. Several times I'd been tempted to call Kagome for old fuck's sake but I didn't feel like hearing a lecture on how her girlfriend could fuck her way into an iron pipe or whatever.

Oh well, I'll still have my dreams for tonight.

I pulled up in my driveway, feeling pretty good to be home and out of habit I turned around when I heard a low purr roaring right behind me in the form of a red Charger; a 2009 style I believe. Didn't seem like Sesshomaru's style. The nosy side of me was curious who it could be visiting him at this late hour.

While reaching in my pocket for my house key, I kept my eyes on the car waiting for whomever to come out. The windows were tinted so I couldn't tell much of anything.

When the door opened first popped out a long shapely leg followed by a second clad in panty hose and high heel shoes. Hold up, now this might be something to look at, I mused smiling. She finally emerged looking finer then a drop of red wine in her skin tight tunic dress and one sided ponytail. She had a baby face, sort of. Kinda all innocent. That's ok; I like 'em looking like baby dolls. Oh, oh and she had a marvelous butt.

Jackpot. What the hell is Sesshomaru doing with a sexy—whoops never mind. Babe's got toddlers. My ears flattened to my head. If there's one thing a young buck like me doesn't need, its kids. She's got two kids, a boy and a girl. I shrugged off the loss about to step inside but when I opened my door, I heard Sesshomaru's voice carry all the way over here.

Curiosity ruled and I was stunned to see the girl wrap her arms around Sesshomaru like that was her man and the kids running to do the same thing. He-he kissed her cheek and rubbed her back saying something that made her giggle? God I wish my ears were bigger.

Sesshomaru looked down and picked up a child in each arm, teasing their cheeks with raspberries before nodding for them all to join him inside.

I don't know what kept me rotted to where I was but I was feeling somewhat . . . something. I don't know what I was feeling but I know I didn't like it at all.

And that weird feeling only increased when Sesshomaru caught me spying and nodded before closing the door. I was left feeling kind of stupid and walked inside my house, a little confused. I don't know what was wrong with me.

Maybe, maybe I just need a shower or something. It's gotta be my ass fetish getting to me.

TBC: I know its short guys. Don't be upset lol. I didn't have much planned for this chapter. My my my what is wrong Inuyasha? Are you perhaps jelly? ^_^