It all started with a jutsu chapter 3 the beautiful golden art
Warning slight SasoDei near the end!
It: Well now we have all your stuff moved in. You didn't have much though. What happened to all your stuff?
Sa: Mom and Dad sold it on the internet and are now retiring in Hawaii.
It: Ok I won't ask any more questions.
Just then Deidara stomps into the apartment.
Dei: Where have you been!*Looks at Itachi and Naruto.* What happened to your hair!
It+Sa: We got it cut.
Dei: I'm supposed to be the guy with the hottest hair! All the fan polls say so!
It: Dei calm down. First of all what fan polls are you looking at? Secondly if you want we can tell you who did our hair.
Dei: You have to tell me if this person can make Sasuke look that good I can only imagine what I'll look like!
It: Deidara you are sounding super gay right now.
Dei: I am gay! And proud of it!
It: Well sorry. Ok her name is Kiri and she's from a manga called beauty pop.
Dei: How do you change series! Is that even possible!
It: Seriously Dei you are being a super spaz today.
Dei: So I had a couple energy drinks and pulled an all nighter I'm perfectly fine!
It: No you're not you need to calm down and get some sleep. How about you come back here tomorrow when you are normal again ok?
Dei: Fine I'm out of here! * He leaves."
Sa: That was insane.
It: Yes it was. Hey didn't you get a scroll from Orochimaru telling you all the stuff you can do and what can happen when you use the jutsu?
Sa: Yeah after I beat him up so bad that his own mother won't recognize him.
It: Just be glad I can hack youtube. It's surprising what people will forget.
Sa: That's true. So why do you want to read it?
It: Just to learn about it.
Sa: Ok I'll go get it.
The next day.
Deidara enters the apartment.
Dei: Hey, sorry about yesterday.
It: It's ok. So are you ready to use the jutsu that will bring you to the place that we got our hair done?
Dei: How does it go?
It: This, this, that then this, that snake arms, then Egyptian, then the chicken dance, then the robot, and finally jazz hands.
Dei:*While laughing.* That is so ridiculous! Who made up that jutsu? Orochimaru?
Sa: Yes. And don't ask how I have no idea.
Dei: Ok this, this, that then this, that snake arms, then Egyptian the chicken dance, then the robot, and finally jazz hands.
Poof Deidara disappears
Sa: Did you send Kiri the text?
It: Yes. Everything is set.
Deidara is now in beauty pop world. He is wearing a long sleeved ripped shirt with the word boom and explosion on it and ripped up jeans.
Dei: Did I make it?
Kiri walks up to Deidara.
Kiri: Hey are you deidara?
Dei: Yeah. Who are you?
Kiri: I'm Kiri. I'm pretty sure you know why you are here.
Dei: Yes. Since I know Itachi how did you convince him to let cut his hair?
Kiri: Sasuke tied him to the chair. But after that it was easy. Sasuke was the real challenge.
Dei: I don't want to know.
Kiri: Yeah it's better if you don't. Well my salon is this way so follow me.
Now at the salon.
Kiri: Narumi I'm home!
Na: I'm coming! *He runs down the stairs to meet Kiri.* Hey kiri who's the chick?
Dei: Um I'm a guy.
Na: Whoops sorry.
Kiri: Well Narumi this is Deidara. He's a friend of Itachi and Sasuke.
Na: Nice to meet you.
Kiri: Well if nothing crazy is going to happen I would like to start.
A little later and Kiri is about to start cutting when what she said comes back and bites her.
Kiri: So why do you want to get your hair cut?
Dei: It's kinda a surprise for Danna.
Na: Who's Danna?
Dei: My…. Girlfriend.
Na: Ok. What does she look like?
Dei: Well Danna's a tomboy she's short and has really short red hair it's kinda a messy pixie cut.
Na: I hate girls who have short hair.
Kiri: *Gives Narumi a death stare.* For that comment you're sleeping on the couch and now you have to cut Deidara's hair. *She quickly exits the building and locks the door on her way out.*
Na: Kiri I wasn't talking about you! Ugh she doesn't seem like it but she can really touchy.
Dei: Ok one question are you as good as Kiri?
Na: Of course. So do you want it shorter of do you want to keep it long?
Dei: I want to keep it long.
So as Narumi made a small snip of his scissors a horrible sound came from Deidara's mouth it sounded like a screaming cat in a blender. He started to cry outrageously.
(Don't ask why I know what that sounds like.)
Dei: Aaaahhh! Ok I change my mind I don't want my haircut!
Na: Not again! I'm not letting this happen! Now why are you crying!
Dei: Because I'm sacred!
Na: You're a grown man why are you scared of getting your hair cut!
Dei: Because I've never had my hair cut by somebody I didn't know!
Na: This is pointless! *He goes and gets the rope and starts to tie Deidara up.*
Dei: What are you doing!
Na: Getting you to calm down!
Dei: By strapping me to the chair!
Na: It worked for Sasuke and Itachi!
Dei: You're insane!
Na: Not as much as you are!
Dei: LET ME GO!
Na: Just stay still for ten minuets and it'll be over before you know it!
Now on Asaji street
Kiri: Well it's been a half an hour I think I can go back.
Back at the salon
Na: See it wasn't worth you having a meltdown. Seriously is everyone in your series insane?
Dei: Wow Danna's going to love this! And that would be a different answer depending on who you ask.
Deidara's hair is about two inches past his shoulder and has choppy layers with straight bangs that go just past his eyebrows.
Kiri: So did everything go well? * Looks at Deidara.* Oh you did a good job.
Na: Thanks.
Dei: Well I'm going home now.
Kiri: You cant there's a four hour recharge time on the jutsu.
Dei: Well I can still try. * He starts to do the jutsu.* And jazz hands.
Deidara disappears.
Kiri: Maybe there isn't a recharge time.
Na: Does it matter?
Kiri: No, and you're still sleeping on couch tonight.
Now back in Naruto world Deidara has just entered his apartment.
Sas: Deidara where were you?
Dei: Out, and I have a little surprise for you.
Sasori comes out from his room and is reading a large scroll that completely covers his vision.
Sas: So what is it?
Dei: I got a haircut.
Sas: I thought you hated getting your hair cut.
Dei: I do but that's not the point!
Sas: Then what is?
Dei: D*mn it Danna just look at me!
Sas: *He looks at Deidara and there's complete silence.*
Dei: Do you like it?
Sas: I don't like it….I love it.
Dei: You…do?
Sas: Of course you look beautiful. *He kisses Deidara.* It suits you perfectly.
Dei: Thanks.
Sas: C'mon let's celebrate.
Dei: It's my turn.
Sas: I know.
Wow three chapters already? This chapter would have never been like this without my bff Raven Angel Storm please look at her stories when you have the time. Thanks for reading!