2. I was walking down the street, filming scenes for our usual Friday video, and I saw a little girl crying on the corner. I turned to Ian and said "We should do something." He objected, and screamed "NO ANTHONY! WE ARE FILMING! WE WILL FINISH FILMING." I turned away from him and walked to the little girl, whose name was Caroline, and gave her $5 for ice cream. She hugged me and we skipped off arm in arm. We had lots and lots of fun! We skipped and ate ice cream and went swimming and completely ignored Ian! The end!