Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, (sighs) Am I gonna have to do this in EVERY CHAPTER?

Random person: Yep

Me: Whatever, on with the story!

Chapter 3

I opened my eyes again for the third time today. Only this time, instead of being in a weird dark room or my bedroom, I was in a forest. I pushed myself from the floor (for the second time, it's like déjà vu or something) to get a better view of the area. Well, all I see is trees, trees and would you look at that, more trees. I looked at the sky and estimated that it was the afternoon. Then I glanced around hoping to see a magical bag that had clothes in and an IPod or laptop. Unfortunately there wasn't any in sight. Damn fanfictions, making everything look easier than it actually is. Wait my phone! I'm sure I left it in my pocket. Hastily, I put my hand in my pocket and found nothing.

I swear, once I train and get stronger, I'll castrate that Mr G guy with spork then take a picture and put it on the internet. On the plus side I have chakra! Now how do I-

"AAAHHHH!" I screamed. My knees buckled and I found myself on the floor again. It felt as if fire was ripping through my insides, slowly spreading to every muscle and bone in my body. I bit my lip, to suppress the scream and wondered what the hell was going on. My thoughts flickered back to what Mr G said.

You will be given ordinary chakra as soon as you enter Naruto world, but don't expect everything to be ok. Since your body has never had chakra before, you will feel the pain of the chakra going in through your bodies and every time you use it.

The pain slowly spread to every part of my body. Blood trickled down my lip, from my teeth biting my lip to hard. I tried to find my happy place, but the pain didn't allow me to think straight. Kill me now, my mind screamed, anyone please, kill me. The pain continued, for what were minutes, felt like hours and after a while it started to subside. I felt the cold sweat crawling down my back, and all my energy had left me.

Slowly, I gently stood up and found the closest tree to me, which I leaned for support whilst I panted. I rested my head against the tree and closed my eyes trying to collect my thoughts together.

"Kon'nichiwa, anata wa daijōbudesuka? Watashi wa himei o takusan kiita." spoke a soft voice from behind me. I internally groaned, oh course everyone speaks Japanese; the culture in Naruto is based on Japan. I think she said hi and that if I was ok (thank you anime, you saved my ass this time), but I don't know how to answer back. I turned around to see an old woman looking at me; she didn't have a headband so she was probably a civilian.

"Err… me no speakey Japanese, but Arigatō for the concern." She looked at me with confusion.

"Anata wa nihongo ga hanasenai nodesu ka?" her eyes widened as she saw my lip. "Anata ga kizutsuite iru? Anata mazushī ko wa, nin'i no oya o motte imasu ka?"

"Yeah, I have no idea what you just said." The woman stepped forward and looked at me with concern.

"Anata wa watashi o rikai shite inai yōdesu. Watashitoisshoni kite, watashi wa hijō ni sumāto de dare ga shitte iru dareka ni anata o toru yo, kare wa machigainaku nani o subeki ka shitte iru yo." She grabbed my arm and started to pull me.

"Where are you taking me?" I inquired, she didn't answer back. Okay, can this day get any weirder? I followed the old woman, who took us on a trail. I looked around trying to remember the place, in case I had to a "runner." I noticed that the trees got thinner, and before I knew it, I was facing an old, worn-out-looking house, surrounded by a newly painted wooden fence. As she pulled me along to the front of the door, I noticed that she had a miniature garden, with different types of fruit and vegetable. Okay, now normally a house in the middle of nowhere screams crazy cat lady to me, but I'm not gonna complain since I don't exactly have anywhere to go.

The old woman opened the door she shouted something. Footsteps soon followed and before I knew it, she had pushed me in front of her to see an old man, probably her husband.

"Err, hello." I muttered awkwardly,

"Well this is certainly a surprise," my eyes widened, did he just speak… English?

"What the hell?"

Cliff-hangers, gotta love them.

I probably wrote something wrong, since I had to use Google translate.

Hello, are you ok? I heard a lot of screaming.

You don't speak Japanese?

You're hurt? You poor child, do you have any parents?

You don't seem to understand me. Come with me and I'll take you to someone I know who is very smart; he'll definitely know what to do.

Please R&R