Tadaam. Hi guys, I am back. Previous chapter was not so bad and I wanted to write as soon as possible. Hope you will like this chapter as well. Do not forget to review okay?

Also I knew there was prevents, but I didn't knew there was soo much. Who still think it would be another pile of this god damn lemons, you can go find yourself a girlfriend(or boyfriend) and do your business. I know fic isn't so good without lemons, but It doesn't have to be in each chapter. In fact I planed only 3! Really, it is only good if there is nothing in your mind besides sex( I can only understand teenagers because know how it is but not the full grown adults)

Discaimer: I do not own this dumb blond.

Chapter 1: Family affairs

It was five years from Kyubi attack. Those five years was not so bad for the village. Happily Kyubi didn't go further the walls of Konoha so casualties were minimal. Every one mourning the death of the previous Hokage and were thanking him for his sacrifice. Sarutobi Hizuren saved his village by sealing the mighty beast into daughter of Youndaime – Mito Namikaze. People didn't saw her as demon itself and called her a Hero of Konoha for keeping Kyubi at bay. Tanuki got in time to the hospital and Kushina survived this horrible night. All in all, this horrible event went not so bad as it could.

So why was little Naruto feeling neglected. Well, just his family affairs were not going so good. At least for him. He loved his family, it is just like there were huge wall between them. Naruto didn't fit in this paradise. Even most of the villagers didn't knew he was son of Youndaime. If you want to understand this you need to know about said family.

Lets begin with the head of Namikaze clan – Minato. That can be said about that man? Well Naruto could not tell anything bad in particular, but he either could not tell anything good as well. His father was Hokage. Really that is possibly all he could say about his father. Of course Naru loved him and knew that Minato loved him as well, but he didn't show any affection to his redhead son. There was no time. But he could spend his free time with the others member of the family. It just magically disappeared then it was his turn to spend time with father. It was always like that.

Second person I want to tell you about is Naruto's brother. Well lets just say, they were not the best friend. Hell you could not even call them friends. Arashi was exact replica at everything. EVERYTHING. He was funny to be with, handsome, popular, smart(border to genius). Name any good characteristic and it will be about Arashi. Naruto loathed his brother. He was jealous. Blond boy just attracted all attention to himself. All villagers were already saying he will be the future Hokage. Everyone was friends with him or wanted to be friends with him. But the most painful for Naruto that he took attention of his father. They were like best friends and Minato just adored his little clone. That couldn't be said about Naruto. And lastly Arashi and Mito was always with each other. Always somewhere else, without him.

Now, onto Naru's sister. He loved his sister and truly wanted to knew her better and become friends with her. But he could only look from afar. His sister were out of his reach. She was always surrounded by some people or went missing with his brother. Mito was stunning beauty, breathtaking if you ask Naruto. She was also very popular. All guys wanted to be with her, every girl wanted to be like her. She was beautiful and powerful. Her status as jinchuriki gave her even more fame as Konoha savior. But Naruto didn't care that she held the most powerful biju in her belly. No, to him she was like angel. She illuminate aura of kindness and with her look, Mito was like an angel. Naruto were feeling like worm trying to talk with paradise bird.

But in his eyes no one compared to her. His goddess. Kushina. In all world, just she knew about this worm and loved him. Naruto couldn't say it with just simple words how much she meant to him, how much he admired her. How much he loved her. Kushina was everything for him, his world. He took her last name. Naruto Uzumaki. Probably because of that, villagers didn't known about his heritage. But he didn't cared. He loved his mother because she was closest human being to him. Without her there wouldn't be anyone who will care about him.

Well Naruto too was part of the family, so we need to know about him too. Naruto grew up with the lack of attention from… well form everyone except from his mother. You may ask – Why the hell he didn't hate everybody at this point. Well because Naruto knew it was partly his own fault. He is shy and has a lack of courage in communication with people. He simply afraid to come and talk with someone he didn't knew. He had no idea how to act, what to say. He was socially dead man. But he tried, believe it he tried. He wanted to change this situation, he wanted to have some friends. He wanted to be part of his family dammit! Naruto knew that there is lot of work to do but he will do everything in his power and beyond.

Sun rays fell on his pale face thru the window. He felt pleasant warmth but soon it turned to unbearable heat. Naruto groaned and slowly opened his eyes. The sun just got up from the horizon. It was morning in Konoha, 5 in the morning to be exact. Namikaze family always got up this early because they wanted to see their father and husband before he goes to work. Naruto never understood why his father loved his work so much and why somebody would want to be Hokage. He went once with Minato to his work. Paperwork and more paperwork, he felt disappointed and bored to death.

Anyway. Naru slowly sat up on his bed and rubbed his eyes. His body felt sore, but he knew he must get up if he didn't wanted to miss his father. He got up from his bed and walked to do morning routine and change his clothes.

As he finished you can see him fully. He was fairly tall for his age and very slim. He got bloody red hair from his mother side. He was very proud of his hair and he grown them just like his mother. Red waterfall of his hair went till his back bone. One and only trait from his father was wildness of his hair. It spiked everywhere and there is nothing Naruto could do about it. But he always kept them in check and cut them if needed. His skin was pale and smooth. His face had sharp and regal look. Mother always said it was because she had Uchiha grandfather. His eyes were green. But Its shade was so dark you could say he had black eyes. He wore simple black shirt with red Uzumaki swirl on the back of it. He also wore plain black shinobi pants with some red lines on it. And last thing of his wardrobe was black shinobi sandals. Black and red was his favorite colors. Black was very useful if you want to stay unnoticed. This color was color of a true shinobi. As for red… well guess which color is hair of his most favorite person in the world. (a/n:To put this simple he looked quite similar to young Madara. I like his appearance)

On the side note. It was another interesting trait of his family. They were related to Uzumaki, to Uchiha even to Senju. His grandmother was one of the legendary sannin, but he haven't seen her a single time. Father just said that she had something to deal with outside of the village. The funny thing is that they didn't have a single bloodline from those powerful clans, except for Kushina with her chakra chains.

So our hero went downstairs t the kitchen with dining room. His family lived in small manor. Everyone had their own bedroom (except Minato and Kushina because they shared main bedroom). There also was big kitchen there they were eating in the mornings. And lastly there was big living room. It was not used usually, because whole family gathered in the dining room, so there was no use for living room. It all was main house there Namikaze family lived. There was also small guest house and heavily guarded library. It kept many secrets about Uzumaki sealing so one of the Anbu guarded it 24/7. It would be bad If all this knowledge fell into the wrong hands. Naruto, Arashi and Mito were banned to go near this building. But their parents said that they can go then they were old enough. In library was Father's office. He often went there and went out only in the morning.

Do not forget to everything else. Kushina make big garden in the back yard. After events five years ago she was no longer shinobi of the village. After nearly dying redhead beauty decided that family was most important thing to her and she didn't want to lose it. So she stayed at home looking after children and home. But she still kept training and was at top shape. She even could fight with Minato on an equal ( then he didn't used Hirashin).

There, in the garden Naruto spend most his time with his mother. She loved this place because it gave him wonderful memories of the time that he spent with his goddess.

There, I drifted again. Naruto came closer to the kitchen and smelled. Dreadful shiver ran down his spine. Ramen. Again. Well this that you get then nearly all your family loved those awfully unhealthy noodles. Naruto, like his mother loved more healthy food. "Well I guess I will ask kaa-chan do for me something else later." Naruto muttered quietly and sighed as always. Really, he said those words nearly every morning near kitchen.

He walked in the dining room and greeted his family "Good morning" He said only loud enough for others to hear him. Naruto thought it was immature to shout without reasons. But he never really try, maybe there wasn't right reason to do so.

"Mornin son" his father mumbled without lifting his eyes from work. He was seating at the table and had cup of cofe in one hand and some paperwork in the other. White Hokage robe with red lining was set in the near chair. He didn't really become older in those five years. He still looked twenty. Although, there was small change. He got himself small mop of hair on his chin that he called his 'Cool beard'. Really sometimes he was like a big child.

His sibling didn't even greet him in return. They were busy talking to each other.' pehaps it is just another prank.' He thought grimly. He was jealous of his brother and sister bond. He too wanted to sit there, with them. They didn't hate him, its just they were always with each other or someone else, so they had plenty friends and there wasn't any need for another one. And he couldn't gather himself and talk to them.

As I was saying Arashi was split copy of his father. This tan skin, unruly blond hair and electric blue eyes. Everything was from their father. He was wearing white shirts with blue Konoha sign and blue shorts. In the end of the day his outfit would be total mess as always. Arashi just couldn't miss chance to get himself dirty. Strains of grass paint and more were always on his clothes. And he always wore something white. And Kushina must wash it every day. 'Another reason to hate him' Naruto thought

In front of Arashi sat Mito. I really didn't fit with my appearance between them. Her perfectly tan and smooth skin was asking to touch it. You could drown in her sapphire eyes. Her straight and long blond hair was tied in two pig tails.( a/n: just like naruto sexy jutsu) As was said she was very kind girl so she didn't done any prank with her twin but was always happy to hear about it or see it herself. She always held Arashi in line and didn't let him hurt anyone much.

"Oh, honey you awake." Naruto' s goddess said happily. Readhead turned his eyes in direction there her voice came from. There she stood, his most precious person in the world. Her bloody red hair cascaded to her backbone. Her beautiful heart shaped face smiled down on her son. Her always lively bright green eyes looked in his dark ones. She quickly came near to Naruto and hugged him. He hugged back happily. Then she let go of him he said" Kaa-chan, Ramen again? People cant eat this thing every day. You must say them It is unhealthy.

"Oh, quiet you, girly boy. Ramen is the best" Arashi decided to protect his favorite food. Girly boy, this nickname he gave to Naruto, because of his appearance. Indeed, with right clothing you could say Naruto was pretty girl. "Arashi, it is rude." Mito scolded her brother.

All family sat and quickly began to eating. Naru just ate green apple. Soon the breakfast was finished and everybody began to left. "Thanks Kushi-chan. I will be going. Bye everyone." Minato got up and disappeared in the flash of yellow light."We will be going to. Bye." Mito quickly annoticed and ran with Arashi out of the dinner room.

And Naruto… he was left with his mother…again. Not like he minded it anyway.

Tadaam. I am finished. Review – like it, hate it? Also I wanted to say that Uzumakicest will not be the main plot in my fic. It will be just another point of showing how fucked up this world will be. As I saw your voting, I decided to end it, because you will not get exactly that you want( And I know you only want to read how Naruto fuck his mother or sister, you pervents). Soo no bad feelings.

Also I showed (hopefully) that Naruto is to blame too for his loneliness. I hate then people say that everybody just ignores him and he is such a poor thing in this kind of fics. How can you possibly ignore your own children or siblings? Everyone have their blame in this, and Naruto is most to blame because it is his live, not someone else.

Also, yes my Naruto is original. Just like he is in all others fics. So balls to you, my smartass friend.(=3)