AN: Hello! I'm so sorry I'm lateeeee! *bows to you all forever* School is a pain, and other things are too. I hope you enjoy this chapter!
Ah, I've been asked how come I say Prussia's hair is purple when he's albino... It's because a lot of fanart of him has purple hair, and I dicovered hetalia through a purple-haired Prussia picture, so I apologize, but you'll have to deal with purple-haired Prussia! Sorry! ^^ I'm used to thinking of him as a purple-haired albino. Weird much?
The tension could be felt in the air. The two adversaries locked gazes, facing each other. Ready to fight, they awaited the other's move.
In a swift movement, the hero took out the ultimate weapon and in a split second, he was behind the monster. No one really saw what happened then.
"We're outta here, " was the last thing China heard before his master dragged him out of the fast-food restaurant.
A loud explosion marked their exit, blowing up the McDonald's behind their backs. Germany flew off, propelled by the explosion, yelling "Italy-y!" even though he still wasn't there.
"A hamburger with explosives," Canada's Southern neighbor explained proudly to his stunned servant who wasn't stunned.
"We should get out of here before the police catches us, aru," he stated.
And so they did. Not like the police cared anyway. After getting lost and stopping at some more fast-foods, the prince and his butler… Ran out of gas. Not very epic, but realistic.
At the gas station, they found Germany.
"Fight me! I'm-!" he started.
"Now, seriously," America sighed in an exhausted voice and Germany stopped annoying the hero.
Meanwhile, the red bus was already destroying the trees that had the misfortune to be planted alongside the bumpy high-way. Prussia was still driving. She wouldn't be if she hadn't ran over the policeman who wanted to stop her, but she had, so she was still driving.
Suddenly, the mint bunny flew into her face very inconveniently.
"ENGLAND-! Where in goddamn bloody hell did the f*cking rabbit come from, you bastard?" the step-mother shrieked, trying to get the animal out of her face.
"It's a bunny… Why, it came from the bus' second floor," the witch explained.
Prussia's driving didn't become much more awful from the mammal's intervention, but it did worsen a bit when the unicorn ran down the stairs and onto her too.
"Get that f-! M-mh! M-mmh!" the aggressive red-eyed woman cried, the m-s resulting in the bunny's new intervention.
"I wonder what's making them so nervous… There must be something upstairs," the animals' owner answered, ignoring her friend's demand. "And why are they sticking to a freak like you?"
"That's because he looks like you," Hungary suggested, ignoring Canada who warned her that "ins-sulting w-w-witches… I-it's… I-I… H-he… U-unwise…"
Canada decided to hide behind Spain just in case. Spain didn't protest because she was drunk.
"I'll go upstairs to see what scared them," the witch announced after throwing her wand at the servant and receiving it back in the face.
"B-be c-careful…" Canada stuttered.
"What did you say?" England questioned, because at that precise moment, Prussia showed off her driving skills by bumping into a stop-sign.
"B-b-be…" the princess started.
"A bee?.. Beer?.. Be gone?.. Beast?.. Beauty?.. Beef?.. Bean sprout?.. Been there, done that?.." her mother suggested between more stuttering and negative shakes of the blond head.
"Be ca-ca…" She moved on.
"Canada?" Hungary stepped into the conversation and onto Spain's head.
"W-what?" the princess answered.
"Be Canada?" the servant suggested. "Like, become one with Father Canada or something…"
"NO! Be careful!" Father Canada's cheeks turned red.
"Yaoi, uh, I mean, yuri," Prussia mocked the princess who blushed even more. "Go already, you b- I mea, witch."
England muttered something under her breath, stabbed the evil albino with her wand and went upstairs. She didn't come down.
"She's not coming down," Hungary stated.
"Why would she come down after 5 seconds?" Prussia shouted. "Be patient."
Hungary searched the bus for an object she could throw at the driver. Canada hid in a corner just in case, but the servant still saw her. After staring at the princess for a few seconds, she decided that Canada wasn't throwable.
"Let's go see what she's doing," she proposed instead. "Who wants to go?"
No one answered.
Canada hid even further in a corner.
"Hooray for tacos~" the drunk Spain laughed.
"Spain it is," Prussia smirked as Hungary dragged Canada's step-sister towards the stairs.
She didn't come back either.
"She didn't come back either," Hungary complained, not even bothering to wait 5 seconds like last time.
"I wonder where they are," Prussia groaned.
And they both stared at Canada.
"…E-eto?" the princess looked back at them.
She didn't come down either.
"Go," Prussia ordered. Hungary disobeyed and continued trying to drag her mistress upstairs by her hair. Which was pretty unsuccessful, but a bit annoying for the evil albino who was still driving and still not looking at the road.
Finally, the servant agreed to go upstairs. Her footsteps, interrupted by a short cry, were followed by a dark silence. The evil step-mother didn't know what to do. So she decided to go to sleep. Well, she didn't really decide to on her own free will. Let's say that an expert ninja hand landed a blow on the back of her head, forcing her into sleep.
"Gomenasai, I'm just doing my job…" Japan apologized, poker-faced as always. Prussia didn't answer. How very impolite of her.
Prussia awoke 10 minutes later as her cellphone rang, announcing a call by barking her anthem into her ear. Silly person, sleeping on her phone.
"Mmyeah hello who the f*ck is this?" she roared.
"Master, I knocked them all out," Japan's calm voice replied at the same time from the phone and the seat behind Prussia.
"You- You knocked out the wrong people! Including me!"
"Oh?"
"And you've been calling me for 10 minutes and the f*cking phone was ringing RIGHT NEXT TO YOU and you didn't notice? Oh God."