I'm back, with another chapter of What The Hell Just happened. I'm sorry that it has been so long, but I'm back...at least for now, and I'll be attempting to update some stories. Feel free to drop me a message if you have any requests, and I'll see what I can do, okay? I'd like to give a shout out to Herajuku, thank you SO much for your review, I really appreciate it, and I will try to add more Hunny/ Devon hi-jinx into the story. ^-^

On with the chapter!

Disclaimer: I do not claim ownership of anything, I am borrowing, don't sue me; trust me, I own nothing of monetary value. Unless you accept imagination? :D

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Waking up in her bed was truly a relief; it meant the events of last night didn't happen. At some point, she must have fallen asleep during the movie, and Devon had probably put her in her room. No fictional characters were in the house, the kitchen was not a portal to other universes, and she could spend the morning unpacking everything. All was truly right in the world.. except for her alarm clock.

As she turned to it, she noticed the poor thing's mangled remains; the once shiny, silver box lay in pieces, wires spewing out of cracks and plastic littering the table. Ariana frowned, and shifted in an attempt to find what had brought an early death to her clock. It was then that she noticed the small arm on her shoulder, and the rabbit lying across her chest, black eyes glinting creepily. She tried to move Hunny off her, but the small blond refused to let go, and his grip was steel and unmoving.

"So much for unpacking" Ariana sighed, and managed move the sleeping man-child into her arms as she made her way out of the room. She padded down the hallway, sweeping her brother's door open with her foot, and accidentally kicking Jace as she entered the room, though she could hardly be blamed. Who sleeps on the floor? Jace jumped up with a whine, waking Devon, but luckily, not waking Hunny.

"Ariiiiii" Jace dragged her name as her sat up off the floor, stretching his arms in an exaggerated fashion. "Why'd ya kick meeeee?" He needed to stop doing that, now. She ignored him in favor of looking towards her brother, who was, once again, falling asleep on his feet.

"What happened last night? After Tobi showed up" She whispered, quietly; it was unlike her, and therefore, should keep Devon a little serious.

"WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET ARI?"

…...or not. And now the blond was scrunching his nose and squirming in her hands. Ariana quickly put him down and exited the room, closing the door behind her. As she walked away, everything became deathly silent, until she saw pink smoke rising from underneath the door, pulling together to create..a rabbit? That's when the screams started.

That also happened to be the time when the other resident psychos started running up beside her to stare at the door. And, if the giant, blue forearm next to her head was any indication, Kisame and Sasori were let back into the house; either that or they broke in. The new arrivals just stood there, staring at the door in shock, horror, and, in Tobi's case, orange. A few minutes later, the screaming stopped, and the door slowly opened, pink smoke filling the cramped hallway with an sickly smog of cuteness that smelled strongly of flowers. And from that room came a small teenager holding a pink bunny in both hands, lips held in a pout as he walked towards the group. Everyone flinched, unsure of how to react, but it was unnecessary; he simply walked over to Ariana, climbed up her legs and back into her arms and looked at her with his huge, sleepy eyes.

"Do you have any cake?"

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...well I'll get into the Hunny/Devon stuff later, because this chapter was CALLING to me, and I needed a little filler chapter to get me back into writing. Technically, this chapter wasn't crack...if anyone has seen Ouran High School Host Club...they know about Hunny-sempai. And this would have shown up eventually anyways. Sorry this is so small, I'll try to make a longer chapter 6. Hoope this didn't disappoint. So! Toon in next time! Will we find out why people appear in the kitchen? Will the case of the dead alarm clock ever be solved? Is Tobi a good boy? Are there answers to these questions?