New Disclaimer: The song "Line in the Sand" is performed by the great and awesome band Motörhead, and is owned by World Wrestling Entertainment
Timmy and the guys didn't exactly go to Adrena-Land like they said they were. Instead, they hung out at Timmy's house because no one was around to take them to the theme park. They went downstairs to get something to eat. At the first sight of Jimmy, Mr. Turner began to talk to him like he was Timmy, but then Timmy stepped up beside him. After quickly glancing from one to the other, Mr. Turner let out a scream that only a girl at a Chip Skylark concert could match and fainted. Mrs. Turner, upon hearing the scream, came rushing into the room. She looked from her husband, to her son, and then to his friends.
"Mom, I'll explain all of this later, just don't…" Timmy said. But Mrs. Turner had seen Jimmy, and had the same reaction her husband had.
"My parents are such nitwits sometimes." Timmy grumbled as he led them upstairs to his room.
Once there, the guys just sat around and talked, until Chester caught sight of a stack of papers on Timmy's computer desk.
"What's this bro?" he asked. He went over and picked up the top sheet, which read: The Adventures of Kent Quasar and Buzz Adams: Intergalactic Bounty Hunters. Chester laughed long and hard at this, and so did A.J. once he grabbed the paper out of Chester's shaking hands.
"What's so funny? So I took my two alter egos and made a sci-fi story out of them." Timmy said.
Jimmy took the paper, and stared at Timmy.
"Aren't these the names you took while you had on "reality avoidance costumes?" Timmy cracked a smile and nodded his head. Jimmy sat down and began to read the story.
"This is really good Turner, who knew you could do something like this?"
Timmy's expression soured, "Apparently my English teacher, half of the class, and Tootie did." he growled.
"Easy Turner, I'm just kidding." Jimmy said quickly.
They sat around, and took turns playing "Decimator 4.0" on the V-Cube 540. At the first sign of the Decimator game, Goddard yelped and hid behind Jimmy.
"Oh don't worry boy, Timmy wouldn't do that again." he said, patting the dog on the head. Timmy rubbed Goddard's head quickly,
"No, I've learned my lesson boy. I promise I won't come anywhere near you with that disc." Goddard licked his hand and barked happily.
Timmy looked out the window, then back at his friends.
"Let's play a game shall we?" he said with a wicked smile. The others looked at him with a well founded wary look.
"Come on guys, you know that they are bitching and complaining about us, so why not return the favor?" The guys thought about that for a moment, then agreed.
"Now I can't speak about Cindy and Libby, but out of Tootie, Trixie, and Veronica…Tootie is the most violent when it comes to that "Time of the Month". I have seen hellfire and brimstone in her eyes I swear!" Chester and A.J. nodded in agreement.
"To me, Trixie and Veronica are more…weepy, but if I were even to look at one girl the wrong way, Tootie might just rip my balls off!"
Jimmy and Sheen laughed long and hard. When they settled down, it was their turn to share.
"Libby is more like Trixie and Veronica then. The slightest little thing will set her off, especially if she thinks I'm about to dump her." Sheen added.
"It looks like Turner and I are in the same boat. Cindy is very violent during her menstrual cycle. That's why we call her "Hurricane Cindy" every 28 days!" Timmy clutched at his side as he laughed hard at that.
"Yeah, we call it the "Fury of the Storm"!" he managed to choke out.
After they all calmed down, Jimmy decided to continue.
"It always starts the same doesn't it. I know that when they are extremely amorous, that we have about three days until the explosion." Timmy nodded, thinking about all the times that had happened.
"Yup, with Tootie it goes from amorous, to an all day boo hoo fest, to being about two seconds away from an atomic bomb of estrogen going off. What's worse is when it happens to Tootie and my mom at the same time! It feels like I have no place to hide!"
The others were just shaking their heads. They were hoping and praying that for both of their sakes, Cindy and Tootie didn't find out about this little conversation.
"He does know that Tootie will kill him if she finds out about this right?" Chester whispered to A.J.
"For once, let's just let him shove his whole leg in his mouth, and not go down with the ship." A.J. whispered back.
"Jimmy's a dead man if Cindy hears about this." Sheen said to Carl. He just nodded as the two kept it up.
"I've seen Tootie break a girls' jaw with a scissor kick just because she was hitting on me. She can be so paranoid some times!" Timmy said.
"You think that's bad, she has said that if Betty Quinlan even looks at me that she is as good as dead! I'm surprised that she hasn't gone after Libby, Amber or Britney for looking at me." Timmy nodded as he went to grab another Purple Flurp (Jimmy and the guys had brought 3 cases of the sweet soda with them.) and sat next to Sheen on his bed.
"It's amazing that girls can go from such sweet creatures to maniacal carnivores in under 3 seconds. However, I think Tootie has the good excuse of her childhood for it. I mean, her parents were deathly afraid of Vicky, so that led to some pretty traumatic abuse. Add that to the onset of puberty, and you have a churning cauldron waiting to explode." Timmy said after slamming the soda.
Jimmy stroked his chin for a moment, "Cindy really has no excuse, however knowing her mom like I do…I would say her outbursts suggest that it's more genetic then anything."
This led to several minutes of silence. Timmy had turned on the music player on his computer, and it was currently playing the song "Line in the Sand" by Motörhead.
"This is such a great "guy song". This should be our theme song, especially when the girls act up. Just tell them we're drawing a line in the sand concerning their actions." Timmy said. The others nodded in agreement, listening as the music led them to places in their minds they didn't think were possible.
After about an hour of listening to music and shooting the breeze, all six of them were considerably bored. In trying to find ways to relieve their boredom, an idea hit Timmy, but he wasn't sure if the others would like it.
"I do have one idea, but you're probably not going to like it."
He explained his idea, and at first it seemed that the others thought he was crazy, but upon further review, the guys liked it.
"Why not, it's not like anyone will recognize us." Jimmy said. Sheen, Carl, and A.J. reluctantly agreed.
"I've always wondered what went on at one of those places…so I'm in." Chester said.
"So let's go!' Timmy yelled.
They made their way to Dimmsdale Mall, and to the beauty salon on the second floor.
"We can hit the arcade after we leave here. This is going to be great!' Timmy said. They walked in, and the place went silent at the sight of six teen boys entering the establishment.
"Um, are you boys lost?" the blonde girl behind the counter asked.
"Nope, we all would like the platinum package please." Timmy said. The girl looked at him and cracked up.
"Oh really, and do you happen to have an appointment?" Timmy got an evil little smile on his face.
"No, but one of our friends does…Trixie Tang is the name." That elicited a series of gasps throughout the salon.
"Ttt...Trixie Tang? Why didn't you say so! Gentlemen, right this way please." The girl said, sweat beading on her forehead.
The boys thoroughly enjoyed the treatment they got. "Wow, it really does feel like they are scrubbing my troubles away!" Carl called from the pedicure station.
"I know! I could get used to this!" Sheen yelled from where he was getting a manicure. A.J. didn't say a word, as he was enjoying the most thorough scalp massage he had ever received. Chester was in the back getting a full body massage that was sending him straight to heaven, while Timmy and Jimmy relaxed in massage chairs while watching the 24 hour sports channel.
"I told you this was a good idea." Timmy said finally.
"When your right, your right Turner." Jimmy replied.
After they had finished rotating between all the stations, the boys were on their way out.
"Just put it on Trixie's tab ok?" Timmy said to the original girl.
"Yes sir!" she said cheerfully.
"That was totally refreshing and manly!" A.J. proclaimed. The others nodded in agreement, all feeling like a million bucks.
Instead of going straight to the arcade, they made their way to the food court. After putting away several slices of pizza, they sat there sipping their sodas and just chatting.
"You don't think that the girls will ever find out about all the things we said do you?" Jimmy asked nervously.
"Nah, that's the thing about being in another dimension…what could possibly go wrong?" Timmy said. That got a groan from Chester and A.J., who knew that whenever Timmy said that, things would definitely go wrong.
They finally made their way to the arcade. After they all got change for a twenty dollar bill, they went to find their favorite games. Jimmy, Sheen, and Carl watched in shock as the others broke their own high scores on the games with only one quarter.
Boy am I glad that I wished that Cosmo and Wanda had the day off today. That way, I won't have to worry about anyone finding out about them being my fairies. It was bad enough that Jimmy and the guys think they are computer programs. Timmy thought as destroyed another opponent on "Virtua Cat-Man".
The Retroville boys tried their best at some of the games, but were outmatched. Jimmy said it was due to them not being used to the games.
"Yeah yeah, keep telling yourself that Baron von Big head." Timmy said ruefully.
"The next time we're in Retroville, let's see just how good you are at some of our games then Beaver Boy." Jimmy replied.
They left the arcade after their money was drained. "Not a bad day so far huh? We got to bitch about our girls, get our troubles totally scrubbed away, and had a blast at the arcade!" Timmy yelled as they window shopped at a nearby record store.
"Yeah, thanks for thinking this all up Timmy." Carl said. The others echoed that sentiment. The record store had some great buys, but seeing as how they used up the last of their money at the arcade, they really couldn't buy anything.
"Eh, I'll probably just download a bunch of songs tonight before I go to bed." Timmy said as they made their way towards another store.
They continued to browse, and it didn't go unnoticed that several females kept following them from store to store. Timmy lightly chuckled at this, and told the guys to pay it no mind because it happened to the three of them all the time. They walked out of a video game store, and passed by Smucky-Dales. Some of the girls that worked behind the cosmetics counter looked lost, and when they saw Timmy and the guys, they yelled out asking if they had seen Trixie, Veronica, or Tootie today.
"No, last I heard, they were having a sleepover and decided not to come to the mall today." Timmy called back. That sent them into a panic, yelling about how they will make their commission today.
They left the mall after a couple more hours of shopping. They began to walk back towards the Turner residence, all talking over each other about what a time they had had so far.
Unbeknownst to them…a member of their party was conspicuous by their absence, for they had made their way back to Retroville to fill the girls in on what Timmy and Jimmy had been saying about them.
A/N: Read and Review please. Next up, we rejoin the girls as they make their way around the mall in Retroville. Who is the male snitch, and how will Cindy and Tootie react? Read on to find out!