I woke up in what seemed to be the Normandy's med-bay. I looked to the left and saw Dr. Chakwas looking over something on a datapad and saw a picture of me… but with blue eyes and bright blond hair. And then I looked to the right… and… What in the hell happened to my arm! I tried to move my arm and then it came to me… my life in this universe is as a cyborg! Whooopeee!

"Oh my, it seems our guest is awake." I looked at Dr. Chakwas and found she was looking elsewhere. I followed her line of sight and found a slightly tanned women standing there. Her bright green eyes reminded me of a creeper in mincraft! It was so funny; I couldn't stop myself from giggling, "and he has a since of humor? Doc are you sure you didn't mess with his mind while hooking that thing up to him?" I was partially offended and confused. Who was this first of all? Second, what thing… I thought I was a cyborg!

"I have a name you now… it's Arthur," she looked like she was just socked,

"I think I did mess with his mind somewhat commander. His IQ went up by two-hundred points! And his brain's capacity is astronomical!" wait… IQ… Brain capacity… urgh! I just gave myself a damned headache!

"So… he's a natural biotic with a robot arm… and he's a genius," ok I just have to say something to keep me sane here,

"So… I'm a natural biotic? A genius? And I got a robot arm!" I looked at it and… It looked like an armored gauntlet from halo… reaching all the way up to my shoulder… with red stuff going through it. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WHILE I WAS NAPPING! I mean… "Why… just… What in the hell did you do to me?"

"Your entire arm was broken twice, once while you were firing, the other was when Ashley and Garrus dropped you on the bed," I swear I'm going to beat both of them! "Anyways your arm is outfitted with an awesome attachment,"

"a-a—and what is it?" I asked just now realizing that the red stuff was my blood… or something else…

"A grenade launcher and that red stuff are nano bots." I passed out again. Next thing I know I'm hearing Shepard speak,

"When he wakes up send him to the third floor for target practice,"

THREE HOURS LATER!

"So far we know you're a biotic, and all you know how to use is a pistol," I interrupted before she could criticize my training,

"I also can shoot a sniper, a shotgun, and an assault rifle! So haw!" I think I pissed her off…

"And yet Ashley, I, and Garrus are all going to go to Feros to rescue that colony… and you need to be ready to help them!" I'll give her that. Wait… I remember a single word from me being in that stupid slip space… what was it… Shaka something… "Are you even paying attention Arthur?"

"Shaka… Shaka hmm… what was it…" she then grabbed me by my shoulders and shook me up to hell!

"Wake the hell up Arthur," I GOT IT!

"Shakahome!" while I was saying this my arm started glowing red more towards the hand, and then it grew a little ball of energy, "Holy living mother of… Damn this is cool!" Shepard immediately dropped me. Owww. I got a lump on my ass because of her now! And now we see what this puppy can do! I put it in the position like… I don't know what it's called; it's that thing Goku does from Dragon Ball Z. anyways that wasn't the smartest idea! I burned my other hand! "OWWWW! Fuuuck it burns!" and then, I shot it! It bounced of the Mako and landed strait into Garrus' thingy that he's always working on!

"What in the hell did you do that… how in the hell DID you do that?" Garrus, Wrex, Ashley and Tali surrounded me. You know that feeling when you know everyone's looking at you. Multiply that by 20, and after that you get me puking up.

"He can't even do… whatever the hell that was, without puking! Weakling." Ugh! Another head ache! All I heard after that was a crate falling and Wrex struggling to put it back up.

"Arthur make yourself useful and help Wrex!" I ran straight over and before I even reached there it shot straight up! Wrex looked relieved. "Well… this is odd,"

"The ships haunted! Ha-ha!" I was laughing when Garrus walked over to me,

"You need to be a lot more careful with that arm of yours," well…

"Maybe you should be more careful when carrying me!" if Shepard wasn't there me and Garrus would have gotten into a fist fight.

"Enough you two! Arthur, you're going to help Garrus fix his computer, Garrus… You help Arthur learn how to use an assault rifle, properly," damn… she's like a diplomatic person with guns… or something else…

"Fine Shepard. Arthur get over here." While I was helping Garrus I heard Joker's voice over the intercom

"Shepard, were approaching Feros. We'll be there in three minutes," great I'm not even done helping Garrus! I leaned up against the Mako and… this is weird when I got up I put my arm on the Mako, and red lines started showing up on it! I instantly darted away,

"Arthur! Get over here and help," The red lines were growing and… all I did was point at it, "What Arthur! The… what did you do to the Mako!" I was… waiting… then, with the red lines still growing, I felt the nano bots creeping up my neck to my ear. And… it grew into a visor it had all sorts of weird characters symbols and such, but one word stuck out. 'Activate M-764,' "Arthur, what's wrong?" as soon as the visor grew attached I instantly retracted… I wish I wasn't this weird in this dimension all the time… "Arthur, you need to… stop doing whatever you're doing…"

"I agree completely Garrus," oh yeah! I need to talk to the quartermaster about my armor, "Garrus, I need to go real fast,"

"Ok… but don't take too long," long story short I asked the quarter man for armor… and I realized. I don't have any credits.

"So I have to get credits… Can you just give me free armor or something?"

"No sir, I charge for armor…" I am fucked if I go… Hmm… maybe my arm can

"Were here commander," fuck.