Rayquaza45: Hey there readers. This is Rayquaza45 bringing you a new story and my first crossover story involving two anime which I discovered within the last 18 months: The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya and Maid Sama (also known as Kaicho wa Maid Sama).

The story is set after the events of the Haruhi Suzumiya movie (The Disappearance) and the end of the Maid Sama anime.

Yeah...this is what I was doing while I should've been updating 'Masters of Johto' but now you know I'm alive.

A big thanks to my beta reader, momoxtoshiro. Check out her stories cause she's great.

Let's start!

Chapter 1: Colourful Costumes

It's really just an ordinary day like any other since I joined North High. I went to class, Haruhi answered like 90 per cent of the questions the teacher asked, she bugged me, I ate lunch with Taniguchi and Kunikida and finished the afternoon classes.

(Play: Haruhi Suzumiya OP -Bōken Desho Desho )

(End)

Then we come to now. I meet up with the SOS Brigade after school so that's where I'm headed now. Yeah...the SOS Brigade. The place where aliens, time travellers and espers are all forced together by an even more powerful being: Haruhi Suzumiya.

Today is Friday, and when I popped in to check out what was happening in the room, I saw a pretty typical scene; Haruhi Suzumiya was harassing time traveller Mikuru Asahina, the girl in the maid outfit.

"Come on, Mikuru, hold still!" An energetic girl with brown hair ordered. "How am I gonna put this scrunchie in your hair if you keep squirming around like this?"

"Suzumiya, please, this scrunchie is gonna mess everything up." She whimpered, her orange hair and huge chest bouncing all over as she kept moving her head around, preventing the brunette from putting said scrunchie in her hair.

"No it won't, it goes great with your maid outfit!" She proclaimed. "Come on…come on!"

Finally, the torture was over and Asahina was given a mirror so she could see how she looked.

In the mirror was the image of a girl with beautiful, long hair which was obstructed by a large green scrunchie that clashed with her orange hair. It looked like she was about to start sobbing or something.

"What do you think?" The brunette, Suzumiya, asked.

"I…uh…"

"You don't have to say anything, I know you love it." She said, crossing her arms and laughing.

"Who's in love?"

I just asked it to get her mind off of Asahina and onto something else.

"Hey!" Haruhi Suzumiya exclaimed as she turned around to glare at me. Clearly, she didn't notice that I had been standing there for a while now. "You're late again, Kyon!"

Of course, in the corner of the room next to the window was Yuki Nagato, a quiet bookworm who just happened to be an alien.

"Yeah, well I got held up." I told Haruhi.

I hadn't really, unless you consider wasting time in the restroom doing nothing 'getting held up'.

I sat down at the table. I was across from another member of the Bridage; Itsuki Koizumi. This guy always had a smile on his face for no apparent reason and he went with any plan Haruhi came up with, no matter how messed up it was. Man, sometimes I'd like to smack him upside the head. Scratch that…I'd like to smack him most of the time.

"Good afternoon, Kyon." He said to me as he pulled a board out of his bag. "Care for some Othello?"

At that, I just let my head bang against the table and not get up. "Didn't you say you were getting bored of it?"

"Admittedly, yes, but I've forgotten my chess board today." He smiled at me with his usual, creepy smile.

"But you know what I haven't forgotten!" Haruhi asked. "Today's SOS Brigade activity!"

"How wonderful."

My face was on the table, so I don't know if she heard me.

"I know, right?" She said, proving that she had. "So here it is: we're all gonna brainstorm our appropriate colours for an SOS Brigade Super Sentai day!"

"Super Sentai is a children's show."

"Oh, come on, like you don't watch it if there's nothing else on!" Haruhi accused me. "You know you do."

"No I don't."

Yeah I do.

"That's fine but what do you mean by 'appropriate colours'?" Koizumi asked her, interested as usual.

"We need to decide what colours suit us best." She explained. "If we don't decide, we'd all end up wearing the wrong colours."

In the end, it all amounts to everyone wearing spandex. The only things that tell us apart are the shapes of our visors and the skirts on the female costumes.

"If you don't mind, would you simply choose one for me?" Koizumi asked. "I wouldn't be able to make up my mind between blue and green."

"I think you're much better suited to a green or black one." Haruhi told him.

"Is that so?"

"Just trust me, I have this feeling." She tried to assure him. "As for Kyon, well sadly, pink is already taken."

"Is that supposed to be some kind of joke?"

I lifted my head off the table since I was a bit serious.

"Yeah, why aren't you laughing?" She asked. "I'd actually let you have red but I'm taking that one since I'm the chief here!"

"Red is only used by males."

She had a smug look on her face, like she'd won an argument. "Really? I though you never watched it."

Damn, I should've seen that coming.

"Whatever. Why do you wanna do this anyway?"

"Cause it'd be awesome to show up to school wearing those outfits!" She exclaimed.

Yeah I'm sure everyone would appreciate it if we showed up to school dressed as characters from a kids show, carrying plastic swords and fake guns. If they were all five years old!

"Mikuru, what do you say about being the pink one!" Haruhi asked her by shouting from across the room as she was making tea.

"Well…I don't really know much about those shows." She stated meekly. "But I suppose any colour would be acceptable."

"I guess it's pink then!"

Oh, you're so cute, Asahina. Wait! Why does Haruhi believe her when she says she doesn't watch the show, but not me!

"Nagato, what do you say?" Haruhi asked her with the same tone.

For one moment, Nagato lifted her head out of her book to answer.

"I have no objection to any colour of the spectrum."

Leave it to Yuki Nagato to put a scientific twist on practically everything, even if it's as mundane as the costumes of people on a kids show. Though honestly, Nagato would probably look good in yellow.

"Alright then, yellow it is!" Haruhi exclaimed as she slammed her hand on the table. "And I'll be taking red and we'll let Koizumi have the green one…and then we have…"

Great, she's looking at me with those psychotic eyes.

"Wear the blue one, Kyon." She told me. "I think it's the only option left."

"I don't even have one."

"Oh, you don't need to worry about that!" She said as she slapped me on the back. "As brigade chief, it's my job to work for the betterment of the group, and I'll buy the materials myself!"

Did I just hear that right? Haruhi is doing something for someone else? I must be dreaming.

"Good to know."

"When I get them, it's your job to make them, Kyon!" She exclaimed.

Was she serious?

"I don't know anything about making clothes."

"Well I guess you'd better learn." She told me. "You wouldn't wanna disappoint me, would you?"

Is that a trick question?

"Can we wear helmets?"

"Yes."

Well that's fortunate. If we wear helmets, nobody should be able to identify us and it might be fine.

So now I have to figure out how to make Super Sentai costumes.

Nobody can make me do stuff against my will quite like Haruhi Suzumiya can.

(Friday at 3:15pm)

(The Next Town Over)

"Welcome back, master." Three girls in maid outfits said while bowing their heads as a tall blonde teenager entered a small café.

"Allow me to guide you to a seat, master." One of the maids, a girl with long black hair, said as she gestured the boy over to a seat in the corner.

The boy took hold of the menu on the table and started carefully reading through it, inspecting every option.

"Would you like to hear any recommendations, master?" The maid asked him with a smile.

"Wow, Misaki, you've never said that before." He said with a curious look on his face.

"It's become a new practice here." She said as she leaned a bit closer to him. "I told you not to call me that here!"

"I'll just have a cup of coffee." He said as he folded up the menu and handed it back to her.

She took the menu back and wrote down his order on some paper before turning to look at him. "We'll be sure to bring it to you as soon as possible."

"Will you be the one to bring it?" He asked in a somewhat superficial tone.

"Of course, master." She said as she went into the kitchen. "Usui, you idiot. You aren't even working today and you're here."

In the kitchen, a number of maids were scrambling around to get their trays filled and instruct the cooks on what to make. The maid, Misaki, decided to make the coffee for the customer herself, and brought together all the ingredients. From behind her appeared a shadowy figure.

"Misa!" The shadow called out even though she was only a foot behind her.

"Boss?" Misaki, a.k.a Misa, asked as she turned around.

It was, in fact, her boss behind her. Her name was Satsuki, she was 30 years old but looked much younger and was even shorter than Misaki.

"Hey, you remember that 'Maid Ranger' event we had a while ago?" Satsuki asked.

"Sure." Misaki responded as she poured the coffee into a new cup. "White, pink, green, we had a lot of colours. You said something about sales going up over 60% on that day."

"Yeah, that's right!" She exclaimed. "I thought we should do it again this week."

"I guess it would make business even better." The black haired maid said as she put the coffee onto a tray and walked out.

Back in the seating area, the customer, named Usui was patiently awaiting the arrival of his beverage. Normally, when he wasn't working, he would just order one cup of coffee and drink it over a period of roughly one hour.

"Sorry it took so long, master." The girl said as she put the coffee on the table. "Here you are. Is there anything else I can get you?"

"MISA!" Her boss shouted from afar as she came running to her from the kitchen.

"Boss?"

"You didn't tell me Takumi Usui was here!" She exclaimed. "How are you today?"

"I'm fine."

"You remember the 'Maid Ranger' event, don't you?" She asked him, surprising Misaki.

"Boss, don't-"

"Sure, I remember everything about it." He told her. "Image colours, weaponry and everything."

"Well this time, we aren't going with image colours but we'll just draw from a hat." She explained. "Would you be interested in coming that day?"

Suddenly, the room began to glow a bright yellow colour and seemed to focus around Takumi Usui.

"I'll come any day of the year for Misaki Ayuzawa." He said, every part of his body glowing with the aura.

"Oh, you two are totally perfect for each other, it's so amazing!" Satsuki ranted with her hands on her cheeks.

"Oh, boy." Misaki sighed as she faced Takumi. "Can I get you anything else, master?"

"Oh you've given me more than enough." He slyly replied.

"I'd like to take some of it away if that's the case." She thought to herself.

"You two are just so perfect for each other!" Satsuki ranted again. "Now I need to go back inside, but I hope you two lovebirds have a good time after Misaki finishes up here!"

"Your boss seems even more upbeat than usual." Takumi observed as he drank his coffee.

"Well, after that incident at the school festival, she kinda took it to a new level." Misaki explained. "I can only guess why."

"Oh, so Misaki Ayuzawa has spilled the beans about holding hands with me?" Takumi asked. "That's quite unexpected."

"Good bye, master." She said as she turned around and went back into the kitchen.

As Takumi Usui sat there drinking his coffee, three boys at a table across the room were angrily staring at him.

"Damn that Takumi!" One of them with blonde hair exclaimed loud enough for only his friends to hear.

"Misa will be ours!" The one with blue hair declared.

"And we will live our lives together in true moe fashion!" The third one, a boy with brown hair, declared.

"That's right boys, we will surpass Takumi, and I will take the title of Misa's boyfriend for myself!" The blonde one declared.

"For you?" The one with brown hair asked.

"That's right, for me!" He replied.

The one with the blue hair then got in his face. "You're way too disgusting for her!"

"As if you're any better, you disgusting otaku!" The blonde shouted at him.

"You couldn't provide for a woman if your life depended on it!" The brown haired one told him.

"The only one you can provide for is yourself! That is if you don't eat, drink or move!" He responded.

The three of them started a comical brawl as miniatures near the table and began throwing punches and kicking one another.

"They really are an idiot trio." Takumi thought as he observed them from his seat.

(Play: Maid Sama End - ∞Loop)

(End)

Rayquaza45: So how was this first chapter? I know it doesn't go very far but it's just meant for introduction and I think you guy can already see something in there ;)

Please review the story cause I wanna know you think.

Once again, thanks to momoxtoshiro for beta reading.

Next time: Chapter 2: Prelude to a Storm

More ties are established and a character will meet characters. Who's to know what's next?

REVIEW plz!