Rayquaza45: What's up! I bring you the 9th chapter of my Haruhi Suzumiya-Kaichou wa Maid Sama crossover! The first of its kind here on !

Here, we see that several of our favourite characters are experiencing some problems. Who? You'll see.

Who's that girl in Kyon's bedroom!

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(Play - Maid Sama OP My Secret)

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A Message from the Future! Nightmares and Security!

In a school gymnasium, Kanou Soutaro was dressed in his normal outfit of the Seika High uniform with his glasses and hooded sweater. He was facing off against a boy in a black t-shirt and black shorts in what appeared to be a battle of some kind which was being watched by roughly 20 students as well as basketball coach Okamoto.

"The heck…?" Kanou muttered to himself. "How did I get here? Am I dreaming?"

"Hey!" The other boy shouted. "Did you forget about our fight already?"

As Kanou took a closer look at him, he saw the face of Hinata Shintani, a childhood friend of Misaki Ayuzawa who had recently transferred to Seika High.

"Huh?"

Above Kanou and Hinata was what appeared to be a health meter similar to those found in video games based around combat.

"Focus!" Hinata roared as he delivered a quick punch to Kanou, who quickly blocked it with his left elbow and was pushed back by the force. Kanou looked above as he saw that the health meter relating to him read 40 while the one relating to Hinata read 66.

"That's ridiculous," Kanou muttered. "That punch barely hurt!"

"Hey!" Coach Okamoto shouted. "Get your head in the fight, Kanou!"

"Come on, Hinata, I don't wanna fight you." Kanou said as he attempted to walk backwards to signify his disapproval.

Hinata growled furiously. "Come on! I'm not gonna let anyone think I'm weak!"

"Nobody thinks you're-"

"Shut up!" The brown haired boy shouted as he leapt into the air with his arms and legs poised in what appeared to be a crane kick style of attack.

At that moment, time appeared to stand still as Hinata's right leg was bent forward and Kanou knew exactly what was coming. As the leg extended, he quickly got out of the way and allowed it to simply kick the air before he grabbed it and tossed Hinata across the room and into a wall as fast as he could.

"Let's end this!" Kanou exclaimed as he saw Hinata's health drop from 66 to 50.

Hinata quickly got back to his feet and began charging at Kanou once again. The class 1-7 student quickly began running up the wall towards Hinata, dodging his punch and landing a karate chop-like attack on his back, bringing his health down to 41.

"AAARGH!" Hinata screamed as he kicked the wall, knocking Kanou off balance and bringing him falling down to the ground and sending his health down to 35. While he was still on the ground, Hinata furiously delivered a kick to his chest, sending him flying across the room and landing on the floor, resulting in his health dropping to a further 19.

"Damn, what's wrong with this guy?" Kanou wondered as Hinata approached him again.

"Get up and fight!" Hinata shouted.

Kanou managed to get back to his feet and just as Hinata threw another punch, he grabbed it in his palm while staring down. "Why? "

"What do you mean why?" Hinata asked as he broke free from Kanou's hand and threw one more punch, which Kanou quickly blocked and countered with one of his own, sending Hinata down to the ground and his health falling to 29.

"What is your reason to fight me, Hinata?" Kanou asked.

"None of your business!" He responded.

"I'd kill him straight up but if this is real, I'll go to jail." Kanou thought. "Maybe I should just knock him out."

With that, Kanou delivered a quick kick to Hinata's backside, sending him back down to the ground and taking another 12 point off his health, bringing it down to 17.

"Strange, I've been repeatedly hit but I do not feel any pain." Kanou thought.

"Get ready, Kanou!" Hinata exclaimed as he swung his arms at the class 1-7 student and knocked him back while the latter wasn't paying attention. His health dropped from 19 to 4 and was now in real danger of losing the fight and facing the consequences.

The two boys rushed at one another and caught one another's hands in mid-air. In a stylized game of 'mercy' they squeezed the others hands as hard as they could to force the other into submission. For the most part, it appeared that Kanou had the advantage as Hinata began grunting while his face turned red. Slowly, Hinata was forced to his knees as his health dropped by one point every few moments. Soon, it dropped down to 10 and Kanou let go of his hands as he ran towards the wall with Hinata in pursuit.

The boy in the hood quickly jumped on the wall and kicked himself off to propel himself forward as Hinata raised his right hand, ready to punch.

For a moment, time moved in slow motion once again. Kanou narrowly managed to avoid getting hit by Hinata's fist as he lifted up his palm and slowly covered Hinata's face with his palm.

As time slowly resumed to normal speed, Kanou used the force of his jump off the wall to drive Hinata's face back into the ground, eliminating his last 10 points and winning the match.

"That's it!" Coach Okamoto exclaimed. "Kanou Soutaro wins and Hinata what's-his-face loses!"

The spectators immediately converged upon Kanou, congratulating him on his victory over his opponent. As he was swarmed by them, he did his best to escape and check on Hinata.

But as he escaped the mob, he noticed that Hinata had completely disappeared. He gestured to the spectators and the coach but none seemed to know where he went.

He quickly ran through the doors into the halls. But it wasn't the halls of Seika High that he was in. It was the hallway of the school he attended as a child.

"That gym did seem kinda familiar." He muttered as he ran past numerous confused onlookers, none of whom he recognized. "How the hell did I get here? Coach Okamoto and Hinata weren't even in the school I attended as a child."

As he ran, he saw an exit leading to the outside which he immediately took.

The moment he opened the door, a bright flash of white light blinded him.

"AAarghhh…"

Kanou looked around and saw himself in bed. He noticed that it was roughly 4:00am, he was wearing his normal pajamas and it was quite clearly dark outside. He had to have been in bed for at least several hours.

He reached for his glasses on the table and put them on.

"What was all that?" He wondered to himself.

It was quite dark as Souichirou Yukimura walked calmly back to his house after hanging out with some members of the student council at the mall. As he walked he thought of his first day at Seika High school. He had to admit it had been mildly interesting and ever since Misaki became president, it was more tolerable for both girls and some guys. She probably thought that this school would simply be a waste of her time if there was no discipline in the student body.

As Yukimura walked down the street, he noticed a girl roughly the same size as himself approaching her. She was dressed in a uniform belonging to a school he did not recognize and as soon as she was about pass him by, she grabbed him from behind and covered his eyes and mouth.

Despite his attempts to break free, her unusual strength prevented him from doing so and kept him quiet. She soon dropped him into a secluded corner behind an academic research building. On the opposite side was a residence while the left side had a parking lot and the right side led into the park, outside of which was the street. Unfortunately, there was nobody in sight.

"Who…are you?" Yukimura asked her, his voice breaking from fear. "What is it you want?"

She cracked her knuckles on both hands and stood in front of Yukimura and observed him. Then she began to remove his school uniform. The force with which would almost suggest that she hated uniforms. She removed his shirt and jacket and tossed it to the floor. Then she removed his pants and there sat Yukimura, in his black boxers shuddering in fear.

The girl tossed aside her pink hair and revealed a chain around her neck that was similar to a bracelet on her left hand.

She stared down with a look of pure lust and satisfaction at the Seika High vice president and quickly pulled him up close to her face, smelling his scent. "Wow…" She expressed in an erotic tone. "You smell fantastic."

Yukimura quivered in fear at this. "Let me go…" He pleaded.

She then walked into the corner and reappeared quickly with a large bucket which she immediately dumped on the frightened Yukimura. It was a large amount of thick, yellow liquid which spread all over his body. The smell of the liquid gave it away.

"Cooking oil!"

"Yeah…" The pink haired girl whispered like a snake as she approached Yukimura, licking his oil covered neck and making him shudder. "I'm gonna enjoy this…"

With that, she immediately knocked him to the ground after which she unbuttoned her blouse, as he watched, horrified but unable to turn away. She quickly tossed the shirt aside and stood there staring him down in a black lace bra as she bent down on her knees and began crawling over Yukimura, getting some of the cooking oil on her body as she did.

"Hmmm…" She muffled as she rubbed his oil-covered chest. "You're more built up than you look."

"Please…let me go." He whimpered.

"Stop struggling…" She told him as she licked his neck. "…You have nothing to be afraid of…"

With that, she bent over closer and closer to Yukimura's face, looking in his eyes and giving him thoughts of what she was going to do to him.

"AAAAAHHHHH…"

As he screamed his loudest, Yukimura sat up straight, realizing that he was not in a corner with a pink haired girl and that he was fully clothed. He was in his blue pajamas and had been sleeping for hours since it was night and he could see the moon.

Of all the dreams he had ever had, that one had to be the most realistic and frightening. Of course, most boys his age would probably enjoy such dreams, but that one in particular scared him. If anyone ever found out, he'd never hear the end of it.

"What in the world is happening…?" He sighed. "I've never had a dream like that before."

Why the hell is it so dark?

"HEY!" I called out, hoping someone could hear me. "IS ANYONE THERE?"

The last thing I remember was going to bed. Next thing I know, I wake up on some kinda dark road. The only lights were the traffic lights and the light of the moon. There were no cars nearby, there weren't any streetlights on and there were no people anywhere. The nearby vicinity was visible but past that, I couldn't see much.

I thought if I walked a little farther ahead, I could get out, but it seems to have been for naught since I'm still stuck. It almost feels as if I'm in some kind of loop since I could swear I've seen everything I've seen before. It almost looks like those closed space worlds I saw with Koizumi but less blue and more gray. I walked for a while longer but it wasn't a while until I saw a familiar face: a brown haired girl in the North High uniform.

"HARUHI!" I called out as I approached her running.

She didn't make a move as I ran up to her. I took her by the shoulders and I talked to her.

"What's going on!" I asked. "Are you trying to recreate the world again? Is this about what happened yesterday? Look, Haruhi, emotional trauma doesn't just disappear but it gets easier! Give it ti-"

It wasn't until I said that that I noticed that her pupils had no dilation. She was almost like a robot: staring at me unemotionally without presence of mind. Of course, that was until she pushed my hands off her shoulders.

"What's going on-"

Within the blink of an eye, she turned into two different lights. One was black, only visible thanks to a white outline, and the other was a white light with a black outline. Both started spinning around one another and heading towards the sky like a spiral. Somehow, the sky turned green as they did and all the lights nearby turned green too. Everything looked like that Hollywood movie about the virtual reality humans were trapped in...what was it called again…?

I turned around to see the surroundings and take my eyes off the 'Haruhi lights' for a moment. But as I turned back, I noticed someone I was hoping I wouldn't have to see again. That tall blonde guy from Seika High was standing there. He had the same unemotional look on his face and as my jaw dropped, he turned into a gray light and flew to the dark sky. If the sky hadn't turned green, I probably wouldn't have noticed the light.

But I did notice it. And the minute he headed into the sky, his light began clashing with the two Haruhi lights. They almost looked like the red lights that the espers become when they battle those big blue giants, but these were far more distinguished. They smashed into one another and even though there were two Haruhi lights and just one of his, they appeared to be evenly matched. None of them relented as they continued to repeatedly crash into one another almost like a game of billiards…or pool…or whatever it's called.

"Hey!" I called out. "Stop it! You're gonna make everything worse!"

When I said that, all three lights came back down and hovered above the ground. The black one was on the left, the white one on the right and the gray was one in the middle. For a moment they were still and then all of a sudden, they started chasing me. I feel like that guy in the cowboy hat who has to run through the cave to avoid being crushed by that giant boulder trap he set off. As I ran through the streets, I didn't know exactly what would've happened to me if they hit. I just know I didn't wanna find out.

"Damn it!" I shouted. "Stop chasing me!"

Then, without even noticing it, I started sinking into the ground. There was no hole, it still looked like concrete but I was definitely being sucked through. The three lights passed over my head and just kept going till they were out of sight but I kept going further down and down until my head was under and I was surrounded by darkness, not knowing what just happened.

"AAarghhh…"

The hell…? I'm back in my bedroom. Door. Closet. Bookshelf. Everything is here. So that was really just a dream? But it felt so real. The street, the lights, the going through the concrete…I could swear everything was happening just like it would've happened in real life. What the hell is happening?

"Nice to see that you're awake, Kyon." A voice said from somewhere in the room.

I looked around but I couldn't see anyone there. But that was until I turned around.

There she stood in her unbuttoned white blouse and black skirt. Radiant in the moonlight as always. How is it I usually seem to meet her at night?

"Asahina?"

"I'm glad that you remember me, Kyon." She said with a smile.

Yeah, like I could ever forget someone who looks like her.

"How long have you been here?" I asked as I got out of bed and threw the blanket back.

"Long enough to know you've been having nightmares." She answered.

"Why are you back from the future?"

"The exact reason is classified information." She said, somewhat expectedly. "But back to your nightmares…"

"Yeah, it was about Haruhi and-"

"A tall boy with blonde hair?" She finished. How the hell did she know that?

"Are you a mind reader?"

"No, I'm not." She giggled. "But I'm aware of the confrontation which took place between Haruhi Suzumiya and Takumi Usui, the blonde boy you have identified."

Right. That's what Misaki called him back at Maid Latte. So that really is his name…

"Kyon, your dream did involve them," She told me as she passed me and took a seat on my bed. "Please tell me exactly what happened."

"Well, I was walking down a dark street and I saw her, she had no reactions but then she split into a black and a white light." I explained. "I saw the blonde guy behind me and he turned into a gray light and the three of them began fighting or something. The sky turned green and then they started chasing me. But I felt like I got sucked through the road and when my head was under, I woke up."

"I see." She said, probably thinking about what it all means.

"So, can you tell me anything?"

"Only that the white and black lights Haruhi Suzumiya became symbolize her creative and destructive nature." She told me. "The gray light Takumi Usui became symbolizes, what Itsuki Koizumi calls, the absence of both creation and destruction processes. Existence."

"Existence doesn't begin without creation." I said. "And it doesn't end without destruction."

"Yes but what exists in the middle is neither of the two." She told me. "Takumi Usui personifies existence in the same way Haruhi Suzumiya personifies creation and destruction. His presence negates what humans consider to be supernatural because he does not believe in them. But it would appear that anything within a certain distance is fine because he seems to be even more distant in awareness of his abilities than Haruhi is of her own."

"So what do we do?"

"Prevent Takumi Usui and Haruhi Suzumiya from interacting." She answered.

"Will that help?"

"The answer will come if you do so." She said. "But you can't do it alone. You will need help."

"So I should ask Koizumi or Nagato-"

"The help will not come from the SOS Brigade."

"But I thought we were the ones closest to Haruhi."

"You are, but for this task, you require the ones close to Takumi Usui." She said as she walked around me. "With them, you can do what needs to be done."

"And keeping-" I turned around but found myself talking to the walls. The older Asahina had, once again, disappeared.

Well…at least I know what to do now. But I only have some cursory idea of how to go about it; find Seika High students, meet them behind Haruhi's back, and prevent her and this Takumi Usui guy from ever interacting for the rest of their lives? Not only is it a little bit mean, it's practically impossible.

So exactly how do I meet a Seika High student on the weekend? Hmm…

I guess that's why they invented the Internet.

(Play: Haruhi Suzumiya End - Hare Hare Yukai)

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Rayquaza45: Well, there you have it. Kyon now has a mission and it may just be his most important yet. Maybe. Only time will tell.

So now you may have noticed that my other and first ever fic, Masters of Johto, is now complete. That means I can now move on to other projects and give a bit more time to this one.

Next time: Chapter 10: Prevention of Destruction

Kyon has managed to meet with two Seika High students. Will they be able to help him in his goal to keep Haruhi Suzumiya and Takumi Usui separated? Just how much will he be required to tell them?

So please review! Please!