Yes I know I posted a chapter not to long ago...but sue me I had to keep going for the day! Any who thank you for the story alerts and reviews! Seme101 and OracionMist! And to any other reviews that I might, hopefully get. In advance, to this next update. Also sorry about the sudden pen name change and title. They just sort of hit me at once!

Now on with the surprisingly good work here!

Warning: running, language, Original Character(s), pregnancy and lemony goodness.

Parings: Sasu-Naru, Hina-Kiba, Gaa-Oc, Sai-Saku, Cho-Ino, Neji-Lee, Kaka-Iru, Shika-Tem, Shi-Ten

Hokage Mountain

"Damn it! That was a little to much, your just as worse as you dim witted brother, Atsuiko!" snapped a cerulean eyed boy he turned and glared harshly at an impassive fiery head girl who admired her master piece.

"Quit your pmsing, Isamu. Or did you forget who my mother is, Isamu." Atsuiko said she looked up at the mountain, the forest on top of the mountain was up in flames and the said girl just smiled like a mad scientist.

"Che, like I could forget a nut case like your mother." Isamu mumbled.

Atsuiko just smirked and winked at him. She was wearing a red one long sleeved ninja dress, the front was slitted over her leg's and under it was a pair of black shorts, tied below her chest was black obi. She had black wrist bands an boot's to go with it. She too also had black hair with a redish tint to them, and it was held up in a high ponytail with a few buns in them, the rest just fell in curly cascades. And on each of her hips was a pair of Sai blades.

Isamu rolled his eye's the pyro obsessed child and walked away with his hands in his pocket's.

He had on a black no sleeved jumpsuit, the edgings of his jumpsuit were blue, both his arms were covered with black arm guards. His knuckles to his biceps were covered up by bandage's, not that he didn't mind. His feet was also clad with black ninja shoes. His red spiky hair bounced ever so slightly with each step he took, lastly placed on his back was a Naginata..

"Hey! Wait for me!" Atsuiko called out as she caught up with the older boy, walking next to him merrily hands clasped behind her back. Humming a little tune.

"Stop right there you two." a smooth voice called out to them.

Both children froze in their step, not expecting to be caught by someone already.

"Uh-oh, we got caught." Atsuiko stated as she looked over her to a see a blonde haired woman wearing a green coat with a light colored green one under it, black colored pants with black high heel's. Her eye's were hazel glaring her at them and her lips in a thin line of disappointment.

"No, you think." Isamu sarcastically said as he looked at her with a bored look, he once more rolled his eye's when the fiery head flipped him off as she muttered 'smart ass prick'.

Grunting Isamu turned towards the blonde woman, removing his hands from his pocket and crossed them over his chest as he raised an delicate eyebrow at the woman, not being intimidated what so ever.

While Atsuiko spun on her foot with her hands still clasped behind her back and giggling at the busty blonde with no fear present like the older red head next to her.

Tsunade smirked at the children's cockiness, tilting her head to the side Tsunade placed her hands on her hips and cocked them to the side.

"Well, well, well. Look's like you two need to be taught a lesson." Tsunade said smugly at the two. "Setting any thing ablaze, as well as destroying thing's that resemble the Hokage is a sign of rebellion and war. And since you both have been doing such for the past two month's. You are hear by under arrest and charged with war threat's."

Isamu just smirked as he moved one of his hands and rubbed underneath his nose and said the words that just came to him.

"Humph. That seems highly unlikely to happen since we are both not from this village, or any village for that matter. As for the arresting us part, you have to catch us first, grandma."

Tsunade's body went ridge when the sentence past the red head's lip's, she growled at the boy as a angry vein began to show on her head.

"Would you like to repeat that, Naruto?"

Both Tsunade and Atsuiko gasped when the name slipped from the blond woman's lip's. Isamu smiled in amusement and laughed as he too placed his hands back into his pocket, with that taunting smirk back on his face.

"It didn't take that long to finally drag you out. Lady Tsunade, fifth Hokage of Konoha and one of the legendary sannin."

Taking in a slow shaky breath at trying to calm her fast beating heart, and the tears that dare to spill over.

She tired to fight the onslaught of image's that were coming fast and hard, all them showing a carefree blonde with a laughing pink haired girl and smirking raven.

"Funny, it seems that you know a lot about me. But I don't know anything about you."

"Che, the name's Isamu."

" Isamu what?"

"My last name is of no importance right now, all you need to know is that Isamu is my name." pointing to the little fiery head and said "She can introduce herself since she as a very creative mouth."

"Fuck off, Isamu!"

'Oh yes, she does have a creative mouth. I wonder where she got that from.' Tsunade said as she flinched at the girl's colorful words.

"Moving on," the fiery head said she as she glared at Isamu, who was unmoved by her glare. "My name's Atsuiko, Yamamoto." Atsuiko finished smiling at a stunned hokage.

'talk about angry issues' Tsunade thought, as her eye's left Atsuiko and landed back onto Isamu.

"Isamu. I would really like to know your full name."

"In due time, grandma all in-"

"Stop calling me that." Tsuande whispered harshly as she clenched her hands tight and gave Isamu a very hard and long look. "You have no right to call by that name."

Oh, he was enjoying since he was hanging out with his sadistic uncle since he could walk and not to mention who his mother was, he decided to take up a level and have a little fun.

Sensing a change in the boy next to her, Atsuiko tried not shake as she looked straight at the boy to see that his sadistic side was coming out.

'shit! Damn it dad, why did have to be a sadistic bastard' Atsuiko all but cursed her father out mentally.

"Isa-" the sadistic red head caught her off as he pressed on.

"Grandma."

"Stop it."

"Now why would I do that, grandma?"

"Stop..."

"No can do, gr-and-ma."

"Shut up! Just shut up!" Tsunade screamed as she ran towards Isamu in a blind fury, tears streaming down her face, she yelled as she aimed a punch at the smirking taunting Isamu, to only have him 'poof' in a puff of smoke as soon as her fist connected to his face.

Hazel eye's widen in shocked as she stumbled a few steps to be, hearing chuckling she turned around to glare at the boy, to only look at him once more with shocked eye's.

There before her were at least five perfect, solid shadow clones. Dropping to her knees Tsunade looked at each and everyone of them seeing them with the same goofy grin as a certain blonde haired ninja that she missed so dearly.

"Who in the hell are you!" she screamed as she dropped to her hands and knees, crying.

"Pathetic, that was no fun at all." all five shadow clones said as they slowly advanced to the grieving, hokage. Stopping a few feet in front of her, the middle shadow clone continued his advances. Kneeling down in front of the crying hokage and brought his face close to her ear and whispered.

"I'm as much of a grandson to you then you my know. And since you look so pathetic I shall tell you my full name its..."

Tsunade ceased all movement once the boy's full name left his lips and he moved back, she left her head at an agonizing slow pace. Hazel clashed with cerulean. Four of the clone's disappeared leaving the original Isamu. Being a sadistic child he smirked at the trembling hokage who was slowly starting to hyperventilate.

"Isamu."

Hearing his named being called he stood up and turned back to Atsuiko, who nudged her head to the right of them. Getting the hint he looked towards that direction and he could see both Kaze and Kisa running towards them, with what seems like a bunch a higher ranked shinobi behind them.

"Perfect." he said as he stood up and started walking back to Atsuiko. In doing so both Kaze and Kisa joined their group.

"Isamu!" Kisa cried as she launched herself into the older boy's awaiting arm's, hugging him tightly.

"Brother, Kaze was about to give way mommy, daddy, uncle and auntie's location away earlier!"

hearing this the red turned his eye's to the nervous Kaze, who chuckled nervously. Opening his mouth to the younger boy off, but Kisa stopped him.

"You did it again, big brother Isamu." Kisa said as she looked at the blonde lady who looked liked she'd seen a ghost.

"Lady Tsunade!" a pink haired lady called, rushing over towards her leader, with two other people following behind her.

"Ah! Old lady Sakura!" Kaze beamed as he smiled at the fuming female ninja.

"Kakashi...but who are you I don't believe we met before?" Kisa asked as she looked at the face that oddly resembled the bot next to her, and not to mention about the air around him and how he carried himself.

The raven haired ninja stood next to Kakashi, who was standing in front of Sakura who was trying to clam down the frantic blonde leader. He opened his mouth and said.

"Sasuke, Uchiha."

The kids eyebrows shot up as they heard the said mans last name, both teal and light blue eye's looked at shocked cerulean eye's but as quickly as it came it vanished.

"I see." Isamu started, taking Kisa's hand into his he gave a slight tug pulling her along "Let's go you three."Kaze following the suit grabbed Atsuiko's and trailed behind.

"Wait, Kisa." Sakura called out to the light blue eyes girl, who stopped in her tracks to look at the pinkette.

"Yes?"

"Is...is it true that your last name is Hyuuga?"

Kakashi, Sasuke and Tsunade looked at Saukra then at Kisa, who just smiled and nodded her head in conformation. She turned away from them and the four kids continued on their way.

"Isamu...is that truly your real name?" Tsunade sobbed out as she looked at Isamu with hazel eyes that wanted answer's.

Sighing Isamu looked at Atsuiko and nodded his head at the squealing young girl. With her free hand she snapped her finger's making them be engulf in a fire sphere. All four shinobi's looked at the four children with questioning and suspicious eye's.

"Since, you didn't believe the first time I'll say it once more. My full name is," the red head started as he turned his cerulean toward Sasuke who was looking at him with a blank look "Isamu, Uchiha-Uzumaki." Giggling Atsuiko waved at the four stunned shinobi and waved at them merrily.

"Bye, bye!" she chirped and snapped her finger's once more making the sphere of fire that surrounded them grow smaller and vanish before the shinobi's eye's.

"Wait! Come back!" Tsunade cried as she reached out for the four kids, but dropped her hand and dropped to the ground and cried. Sakura looked like a deer caught in the headlight's as she watch the kids vanish, Kakashi was just as shock as everyone else.

But no one was much in so much like Sasuke, taunting young cerulean eye's kept looking at him, and the person's name kept repeating over and over in his til he had to say it out loud.

"Uchiha...U-uzumaki"

Wow...hehe I didn't expect to write another chapter that fast, sorry!

Oh wow! Children of the long lost Hyuuga and Uzumaki! Who do Kaze and Atsuiko belong to? Man for a little, Atsuiko sure has a potty mouth!

Trust and believe that you guys won't be disappointed you'll love the next chapter, it's where everything start's with a bang.

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