I Don't Drool On My Letters

by Katya Davidson-Jones

Nordic Wild is bored at home and in the freezing tundras of Scandinavia, so she's now accepting letters. T because I suffer from paranoia.

4. Chapter 4

Aloha I'm Hawaii

I'm stuck with a hamburger eating freak and a creepy alien which is America's
friend so I can't get rid of him. SOMEONE SAVE ME!

From Hawaii

p.s. maybe you could visit some time and save me from insanity

Dear Hawaii,

Don't worry, child, I'll comb your soft hair and sing a lullaby till you will fall asleep. If this alien or whatever tries to approach you, the wolves will tear his arms from his body. Hopefully he wouldn't die from loss of limbs.

I hope he's edible as well.

With love and rabbit feet, Nordic Wild/Katja