Disclaimer: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist; isn't that right Sis?

Joh: Shaw.

Jessie: Which sucks.

Joh: Shaw.

Jessie: …Aishiteru!

Joh: …Wo ai ni!

J twins: Huggles and kisses

Jessie: Oh yes. In response to some reviewers' questions, Al has his body back. Um, please…don't ask me why Al has his body back and Ed doesn't have his arm and leg back…I…really like Ed's automail, and I think its awesome. Sweatdrops Shut up, it's awesome, and you know it! C'mon, admit it!

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"Envy, I told you already, I'm getting in the shower. First. You will go after me," Ed repeated slowly, emphasizing a few choice words. Envy's arms were crossed in a stubborn manner.

"I don't see why we have to go separately," he grumbled.

"Because I won't have my innocent baby brother walking in on me –being raped– in the shower," Ed replied fluidly. His response brought a smirk to Envy's lips.

"But Edo," Envy purred, slinking his arms around Ed's waist and rubbing up against him. He grinned to himself, hearing a small gasp escape Ed's lips.

"It'll save time and water; we'll be in and out in no time. Al's gonna be here at…what time?" Envy licked Ed's ear.

"…Ten thirty," Ed said, his voice tiny.

"And what time is it?"

"…T-ten," Ed whimpered as Envy's hand slowly slid down his chest. Envy kissed the nape of his neck.

"C'mon, Fullmetal, it'll be faster that way," Envy pushed. Ed bit his lip, obviously having an internal struggle; being torn between having a less lonely shower, or keeping his brother's mind innocent.

"Get in here!" He suddenly snapped, grabbing Envy's wrist and dashing into the bathroom. Envy smirked triumphantly, and waited patiently as Ed turned on the water, adjusting it to a comfortable temperature.

As soon as he decided he liked the temperature, Ed pulled Envy into the shower, grabbing the Homunculus's shoulders and pulling him into a heated kiss. Envy's eyes widened in surprise; usually he was the one to initiate these kinds of activities. But of course, he wasn't complaining. Envy's hands went to the back of Ed's head, and he entwined his fingers in the blonde hair, pulling his head even closer.

Ed broke away all too soon for Envy's liking, and looked around, searching for the soap. Envy sighed overdramatically, and leaned back against the wall, closing his eyes. They reopened when he felt slippery hands trailing down his chest. Violet met gold, and Ed smiled suggestively, making his movements even slower. Envy grinned, and grabbed Ed's wrists, yanking his arms high over his head and pinning him against the wall, away from the direct spray of water.

"E-Envy--" Ed's exclaimed, though his lover's lips muffled his cry. Envy's arm snaked around Ed's waist, and gently traced up and down his back. Finally, Envy felt Ed relax into his embrace in resignation, and he didn't hesitate to pull the blonde closer up against him. His hand slowly started moving lower from Ed's waist. He was shocked when he felt a hand move over his own, stopping it from going any further. His eyes lifted to Ed's questioningly, and the blonde looked back remorsefully at him.

"Envy, I'm serious, we have to get moving," Ed said quietly. There was a pause, and Envy looked at him, his expression clearly reading: "Are-you-fucking-kidding-me?" Envy surprised Ed greatly by slowly releasing his grip on him, and picking up the soap, quickly rubbing it along his body, washing himself. The two finished their shower in silence.

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"Ohayo, Onii-chan!" Al greeted cheerfully, pulling his smaller brother into a tight hug.

"Hey, Al," Ed replied, smiling at him broadly. Although he was terrified at the prospect of telling Al the "news" he had for him, he was delighted to see his little brother.

And it wasn't as if they got to see each other everyday. After the brothers had successfully recovered Alphone's body, the younger Elric eagerly settled down in Risembool to a much quieter life than the one they used to have.

As Ed and Al had a closer relationship than most siblings had, as they were the last family they had of each other. So naturally, they told each other everything, and promised never to keep secrets from each other.

Although, at first, Al wasn't too pleased to find out from Edward that he had gotten himself a lover, and had conveniently been "too busy with work" to find the time to tell him about it (three months); although his brother was gay, although his brother's lover was a Homunculus – and the very same one who they had been fighting during their search for the Philosopher's Stone – he didn't think of his brother any differently, or love him any less.

"How have you been? I haven't heard from you in a while," Al exclaimed. Ed laughed nervously.

"Yeah, it has been a while, hasn't it?" Al nodded enthusiastically.

"Uh-huh; over three months!" Al's focus went from Edward to the stairs.

"Hello, Envy," Al said, bowing politely. Envy looked slightly taken aback to be greeted so politely, but returned the greeting with a "hey," and a lopsided grin, jumping the last two steps before swaggering over to them.

"Would you like anything to eat? Drink?" Ed asked, already making his way towards the kitchen.

"I would like some tea if it isn't too much trouble," Al said hesitantly. Ed chuckled to himself over Al's incredible politeness. He pondered over how they'd ended up with such different personalities as he busied himself with boiling the water. A few minutes later, all three were in the living room with tea.

"So, Ed, what did you want to tell me? You would only tell me over the phone that you had some unexpected news!" Al blurted out. Ed bit his lip; he'd kind of been hoping that this would come later…

"Is it the good kind of news?"

"Well, it's the kind where it depends on the perspective you choose to take on the matter--"

"--Whadya think about kids?" Envy cut in. Ed spared a heated glare towards Envy, before hesitantly looking at Al. Al blinked in surprise, the answer obviously unanticipated.

"Well…I personally love kids, but…are you getting at what I think you are?" Al asked his voice getting more excited no matter how hard he tried not to let it. Ed laughed mirthlessly to himself.

"For some reason, I doubt it…" he muttered under his breath.

"You're adopting a kid, aren't you?" Al cried out happily. Ed and Envy stared at Al's beaming face and sweatdropped.

"Aha…s-something like that," Ed grinned, feeling extremely relived; at least Al was excited at the prospect of being an uncle…

Al tilted his head to the side in confusion, raising an eyebrow questioningly.

"Well, I don't see any other way going about have a kid; its not like you can get pregnant," Al giggled.

Silence.

Al stopped laughing when he saw Envy and Ed exchange apprehensive glances. Al's mouth opened slightly, and he slowly lifted a hand to cover it, his eyes widening.

"…You have –got– to be kidding me," he said weakly. Envy smirked smugly and slipped an arm around a deeply blushing chibi. Al eyes went from Envy, to Ed, to Envy, and back to Ed. A knowing smile slowly spread across Al's face.

"…Onii-chan, you're the one who's pregnant, aren't you?" Al asked softly. Envy nodded numbly, his gaze fixated on his automail hand. He was shocked to be pulled into a tight embrace, and he lifted his gaze to Al's smiling face.

"Do you know what this means? I'm gonna be an uncle!" Al exclaimed, hugging Ed even more tightly, the blonde blinking dumbly.

"You mean…you're not…mad?" Ed asked meekly. Al pulled Ed back by his shoulder, staring at him.

"Are you crazy? Why would I be mad?" Al asked, his eyes sparkling with excitement.

"Do you know if it's a boy or a girl? How far along are you? Do you have any ideas for names? How many--"

"--Whoa! Calm down, Al, I think Ed's gone into shock," Envy chuckled, stopping the bombarding questions coming from the younger Elric. He rubbed Ed's back soothingly, as the alchemist continued to try and absorb the fact that Al wasn't upset with him.

"Wait, wait, wait," Al said quickly, his confusion finally catching up with his excitement.

"How the heck did Edward wind up pregnant, anyway? How is that possible?" Ed looked towards Envy expectantly. Envy sighed dramatically, but smiled.

"Allowthe –father– to explain…"

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"Okay, okay, I'm just making sure one last time. You have ­–no– problem with this whatsoever?" Ed asked slowly.

"Nope!" Al repeated for the eighteenth time, still sounding cheerful. Ed noticed Envy gradually moving closer towards him, smiling way too brightly not to be plotting something that had a 99.9 chance to do with him.

"Ne, Edo," Envy whispered into Ed's ear when he was near enough, and Al wasn't paying any attention to them as he was too busy giving them some advice for raising children that he'd gathered over time. He didn't seem to notice that the two weren't listening to him

"What?" Ed replied quietly, warily watching his brother to make sure he wasn't listening.

"You owe me from the shower," he smirked. Ed paled.

"Envy, not while Al's here!" Ed whispered harshly. Heedless to his pleading, Ed felt Envy's hand creeping into his lap under the table, well out of Al's view. A small moan managed to escape his throat, and Al looked up at the noise.

"Onii-chan, are you okay?" Al asked, his eyes concerned. Ed forced a bright smile onto his face, and nodded hastily.

"N-never better!" He gasped, Envy's fingers skillfully slipping under the material of his pants and underwear, barely brushing against him. Al looked at him suspiciously.

"…Alright," he said slowly, before getting up to bring his cup into the kitchen. As soon as he was out of sight, Envy pulled his hand out of Ed's pants and lifted the blonde onto his lap, wrapping an arm around his waist and ignoring Ed's desperate pleas for him to stop. The Homunculus turned Ed's head toward him with his thumb and index finger, stopping all coherent vocal noises from the blonde completely.

"When you're done molesting my brother…" Al started dryly, his comment breaking in from nowhere. Envy broke away from Ed and turned his head towards the other Elric in surprise. Al was casually leaning against the doorframe to the kitchen, a smug expression on his face due to having been able to catch the two in the act. Ed blushed deeply, and Al laughed, walking over towards them and looking at his onii-chan fondly.

"I hate to say it, but I've got to be getting back to the train station; it's two fifty, my train leaves at three forty five, and the next train heading back to Risembool isn't until tomorrow," Al sighed sadly. Ed pushed Envy's arm that was trapping him off, and got up to bid his brother goodbye properly. Ed looked up into Al's face proudly. He lifted a hand to ruffle his hair, although he was taller than him.

"I'm gonna miss you, Al," Ed grinned. Al smiled back.

"Yeah, me too. I'm going to come back and visit as much as possible, okay, Onii-chan?" Al said. Ed nodded approvingly.

"I should hope you would. Oh, and would ya tell Aunt Pinako and Winry the news for me?" Al nodded quickly.

"Of course!" When Ed and Al reached the door, Al bent down to give Ed one last hug before he departed. When he stepped outside, he turned to smile at Ed.

"You and Envy are going to be great parents, Onii-chan," Al nodded. Ed smiled happily in response. Al's smile turned into a small smirk.

"And you're going make a great…well, technically it's "Mom," is it not?"

Slam.

And that's when the younger Elric had the front door slammed in his face as an angry blonde chibi's response.

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Jessie: Hahaha! So Al's certainly excited to be an uncle.

Joh: Sighs in relief Good thing he isn't angry. That wouldn't have been good…

Jessie: Nods Yeah. So I hope you enjoyed this chapter, everyone! Look forward to the future updates. They contain mood swings, self-consciousness, and "signs of the apocalypse." Arigato to all those who reviewed! You get flowers and chocolates if you reviewed! Please continue to do so. Reviews keep me going!

Tisska01: Glad you think its good! Dances happily

Kakashisninjadogs: I'm gonna take cover, too! Hides under bed with laptop These two do have a pretty funny relationship! Ah, I just love EnvyxEd! Nods I think Al's a very understanding person, so duh…he's okay with it. Wait till Winry responds to the news, and Roy! Snickers evilly Roy's gonna be happy for the teasing opportunity, ne?

Firehedgehog: Tries to laugh evilly but fails miserably Yeah, I'm definitely continuing this fic! I'm glad it's getting so popular!

Ally Inu: Worried Is the fluff okay? I hope so… And I hope you liked Al's reaction!

Sashimi Mamimi: I'm trying to have Envy be less in Ed's face now, cuz he's trying to let Ed get used to the idea of having a baby, but yeah…once he's decided Ed's had enough time to get it through his head… Smirk Gotta read on to find out, ne? Jumps around I have 10 points! …Can I buy a stuffed kitty from the fair with that? Definitely update when you feel you're confident enough. Grins sheepishly It was kinda scary to submit it, but I thought there weren't enough, and I could do an okay job! Glad you think its good!

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Forever Yours Zana: Laughing hysterically I think the combo will make a cute kit as well! Envy's gonna be a daddy, and Ed's gonna be a mommy! Ah, the mommy comment reaction from Ed is fun to write!

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HolyMistress: Smirks Ah, you and your filthy, filthy mind (jk!). So I hope this was a satisfactory update, and you enjoyed it! I'm sorry if you consider it my fault that you never want kids Sobs N'way, cookies for you! Hands cookies Be happy! Oh, and you made me laugh hysterically when I read the part in the review you left about the Halloween thing. You're giving me ideas… Hahaha! Please continue to review! You're awesome!

Light-Hideko: I agree! Ed's totally "Aww" when he's emotional. And Excited + Al XD (Is this equation right, as well?) Hope you liked this chapter! Glad you seem to be enjoying the fic so far!

dream-whizper: Laughs and nods What a combination for parents, ne? So, you were right! Totally overly happy! Rrraaa! I wanna see the movie too! I'm glad you'll keep reading. And yes, its better to have reviews sooner than later! Heh, heh, heh…and know, I'm awful, right? S'aank you for da review!

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