Ares and the mother of Clarisse La Rue

Ares and Marsha La Rue were probably the oddest pair the gods of Olympus had seen in a while - the earlier being Hermes and the goat that created Pan. So when the gods decided to spy on Ares as he went on a date set up as a challenge from a minor god, they couldn't help but laugh at the 5 foot 1 inch petit woman with straight blond hair, pursed lips, and a serious gaze sitting across from Ares.

Marsha La Rue was from a family of extroverts, or as she referred to them- hippies. Marsha, who preferred to be called Mary, hated her family. Her father was a demigod, a son of Dionysus, and her mother was an extremely liberal mortal. She severely disliked everything out of the ordinary and a family related to the Greek gods was anything but.

After agreeing to a blind date by a coworker (a minor god in disguise) at her extremely dull job she found herself sitting across from the biggest, buffest man she'd ever met.

"What do you do for a living?" Mary asked not at all nervous by Ares's deathly aura that was making everyone else in the restaurant uneasy.

"Stuff that involves fighting other people," Ares grunted as he stared angrily at his plate and jabbed roughly at his steak.

"I work at a paper company. It's a simple job that pays well, but it's respected," Mary said curtly, noting how Ares was too rude to ask her what she did himself. She cut her broccoli in small sections before taking a nibble off the stem.

"Yeah, whatever," Ares focused his attention on his food, cursing himself for getting in the predicament and swearing payback to the stupid god who set him up.

Back in the throne room of Olympus the gods were starting to lose their interest and called for Eros to come to them. Once Eros arrived they explained the situation and requested he make things more "interesting."

After dinner was over for the odd couple, Mary was more than ready to go home and jump into bed with a cup of tea, a book, and her cats. Ares was feeling ready to smash and punch the next thing that annoyed him.

Suddenly Eros appeared before them and struck both of them with a love arrow before Ares or Mary could react.

Mary awoke the following morning to find not her cat, but Ares in her bed. 9 months later her daughter Clarisse Alice La Rue was born. And by the time Clarisse was eight and nearly 6 feet tall with the physique of a high school football player, Mary realized that her daughter was also anything but normal and sent her off to Camp Half-Blood. Clarisse visits every few months.

Ares beat Eros up so badly that he couldn't move for a week and the minor god that set him up on the blind date was beaten so bad he faded.

AN:/ And that's why Clarisse is a bully. lol

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So far my schedule of what I'll post and what order will be as follows:

1. Nemesis with Ethan's dad (I have an idea floating around in my head)

2. Poseidon & Sally

3. Aphrodite & Silena's dad

4. I'll be honest, I don't remember who Beckendorf is but I'll try and squeeze him in after I learn.

5. And I already finished writing Athena & Dr. Chase

6. Keep making suggestions!