This 'chapter' includes the word BURRITO in big, bold letters PLUS an author's note. Sorry, we just sold the last ice cream. Should have visited this chapter 2 1/2 minutes ago.

A/N: This was written purely for entertainment at 10:55 p.m. No flames please. And just remember...NEVER forget...

April Sid's!

P.S.: I'm planning to delete this on April 3rd. If you guys want me to keep it on here for some reason, please let me know.

Sid's April Fool's Ideas

-Hide all the contents of your victim's sock drawer.
-Put some orange juice in the soap bottle.
-Completely cover the door frame of your victim's bedroom with plastic wrap while he/she is sleeping.
-Set all clocks two hours ahead of time.
-Rub liquid soap all over their doorknob.
-Put a rubber ducky in the toilet.
-If your victim has a picture of themselves in an obvious location, replace it with the picture of a monkey.
-Stick a Post-It note on the bottom of your victim's mouse over the sensor. When they move it, they think it's broken.
-During the night, sneak into your victim's room and knock some things over. Make sure it looks trashed. Then, nudge the person awake and ask them if they felt the earthquake.
-Put a capfull of soap in the toilet so that when your victim flushes, bubbles go everywhere.
-Put a piece of black duct tape over the sensor on the TV remote. Make sure it doesn't look obvious; you may have to trim the tape so it's not sticking out.
-On facebook, change the date of your birthday to April 1st. Laugh as your victim's wish you a happy birthday.
-Collect all the house telephones and hide them all in a pile in a weird place. Watch happily as your victim goes nuts when they ring.
-Superglue a coin to the sidewalk. People won't be able to pick it up, and you will laugh and they will ask you what's so funny. Then, for bonus points, point and tell them that they split their pants as they bent down.
-Replace all the frosting in your victim's Oreo cookies with white toothpaste.
-Sprinkle some powdered Kool-Aid mix either on your victim's toothbrush or on their shower head.
-Pile a bunch of shredded paper or confetti on the top of a door.