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ALRIGHT! AGE! I HAD FORGOTTEN THE CASTS' AGE!
KUROYURI: 15
MIKHAIL, TEITO, HAKUREN, MIKAGE, YUKIHANA, HARUSE AND KONATSU: 16
FRAU, CASTOR, LABRADOR, AYANAMI AND HYUUGA: 17
ZEHEL, PROFE, FEST AND EVE: 18
DISCLAIMER: ME NO OWNIE!
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TITLE: 07 GHOST MUSIC ACADEMY
PAIRINGS: TEITOXFRAU, MIKHAILXZEHEL, KUROYURIXHARUSE, LABRADORXCASTOR, AYANAMIXOC HYUUGAXKONATSU AND MANY MORE
GENRE: HUMOR, ROMANCE,SCHOOL LIFE…
CHAPTER SIX: The Training Camp, the Stupid Revenge, And Teito's Dilemma!
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"Hey Tei-chan, where are you goin'? Hey? Hey! Answer me!" Frau Vessalius whined to his suppose to be fiancée. Yes folks, fiancée which can be define as future wife/husband or partner for the rest of his rich and awesome years! Well, how did it happen?
"To places where idiots like you are not allowed." Teito deadpanned to the crying idiot.
You might ask if they are truly that kind of relationship where they are being lovey-dovey and icky sicky ewwy dewy relationship kind of thing, well, thank God no. Because if they did… Let just say Teito will be waiting in my closet with a sword in hand ready to kill me.
"But… We're fiancée!" Frau said to Teito to which is responded by a punch and a kick.
"It's an accident. Get it through your head and leave me alone!"Teito shouted at the man who's clinging at his left leg.
So that cleared things up a bit. They are fiancée because of an accident. Apparently, the Vessalius has a tradition. A tradition which occurred in a hectic and stupid training camp so many moons ago. And it all started seven days a ago…
Seven Days Ago~~
"AHHHHHHH! S-stop it! Manager Yuki! Stop!" a shout of pain echoed throughout the abandoned forest of the Musical Academy followed by a resounding laughter of an evil, evil witch.
"What did you say author?"
*ahem* I mean followed by a resounding laughter of a very beautiful girl who's heart is made of pure warmth and kindness.
"That's more like it."
Anyway, the point of the shout was never known until the manager had stop whipping the poor blond soul chained at the tree. Crying his eyes out at his Teito (Teito: I was never his. Frau: yes you are. You never notices…) he began to complain and ask why to God if his beauty is his sin then please do forgive him. Everybody sweat-dropped at Frau's eversinful beauty.
"Shut it moron or else. Why are you here? I thought I told you not to follow us!" Yukihana huffed at the wailing and glaring moron who is clinging at Teito.
"You can never separate us! Love can prevail all things including the evil witch such as yourself!" Frau replied to Yukihana who's now trying to separate Frau from the twitching Teito who's ready to kill the moron any minute now.
"I am not trying to separate you two ~even if I did I know you'll get him back eventually~ we are trying to practice here for the upcoming concert! You know 'The Battle of the Band', the one you had submitted to become a tradition at the academy since we junior years. God, Frau, please leave us alone if you don't want to be skinned alive by both I and Teito."Yukihana rubbed her temple giving up from prying Frau's being from Teito. She sighed and looked at Castor,
"Frau's stock of you-know-what book are under the tree I just chained him a little earlier."
Emitting a dark and evil aura, the poor tree turned into ashes in a blink of an eye and then everything fall apart… for Frau and just him, who the hell hide something when everyone can see you hiding it? The moron…
"Anyway, Teito, you mentioned earlier before the moron jumped down from a helicopter fifty feet off the ground and tackled you, you said that you had composed millions of songs already since you were a little child who look like a girl" Yukihana said to Teito with outmostpure intention.
"I didn't tell you anything! And I am not a child who looked like a girl! Who told you that?"
"*whistle* whistle*" a blond guy with a scar on his face look anywhere else but at the feminine guy. "I am not a feminine guy! You stupid Narrator!" ~Yeah, yeah and I own this anime~
"Ugh! You! Mikage, how could you!"
"Yeah Mikage! How could you?"
"She asked me really nicely so how can I refuse?"
"What did she give you?" another blond guy with long hair he could have also passed as feminine. "That I am proud of"
~Egoist bastard~ "What did you say Ms. Narrator?" ~oh noting, nothing~ "Right..."
"Hey! You two are being side tracked! Remember my dilemma here?"
"What are you talking about shortie?"
"Yeah, what is it?"
"What is he talking, Castor?"
"Don't know, Labrador"
(point arrow to everyone except Teito saying ~people with short attention span, please do not copy them~)
In all corner of the most corner of woe lay before the great and mighty Teito Klein. Teito Klein will be missed.
The end….
"What the hell? You're going to close the story just like that?" Frau said after recovering from all his misfortune, fortunately he recovered with Labrador's special medicine made just for him. (*insert evil laughter*) Anyway, back to the main point.
~Yes, Yes I do~
"Why?"Frau said with outmost and utterly irritated voice that can make the most easily irritated person run down for its money, if you get the drift *wink~ wink*
~Because Teito is still in Woe Land and who would continue the story? Don't tell me it's you because I'll definitely put this story to an end!~
"But I am one of the main protagonists here."
~Was one of the main protagonists here in the story. You see I have plans for you, big plans like you being a cleaner in the story. ~
"Wha-wha-?"Frau gasped and journey back to where he belong, at the side of Teito in Woe Land. They will be missed.
The end…
Just joking! Anyway, because this characters has short attention span, Teito's dilemma has been forgotten and I was found at my hiding place by Teito and Frau and I am being chased right now. Apparently, I am the great Manager Yuki because I dispatched the former narrator! Take that for making me irritated! Muhahahhaha! Ahem, back to the main story because we I also got the disease of the short attention span thingy.
"Frau, please stay there and don't disturb us while we are practicing. Make even the slightest movement or noise and you'll die, got that?" Yukihana said to the unconscious Frau chained once again to the tree next to the tree that just got burned. Trees nowadays got killed here in this story, what a shame. And no, I am not being sarcastic… (*whistle* *whistle*)
"There's no need to reprimand him. He's dead after all." Castor said to the glaring Manager. "You killed him after all."
"Oh, don't be silly Castor. He's still alive, unfortunately." Yukihana replied at Castor turning to him to face him with a smile.
"You're awfully disappointed of him being still alive. I would know I feel the same."Castor said also smiling at the Manager. Mikage and Hakuren made a few steps backwards, away from the sadistic duo and by few steps backwards I had meant kilometers away.
"Manager Yuki! When will we start the practice? I mean it will be noon soon and we only have a week to practice."Hakuren shouted from behind Yukihana which is far from behind for he is currently on top of the hill with Mikage and Teito. Behind them was Labrador sleeping atop the bed of flowers.
Yukihana smirked and shouted back,
"You see that three boulder besides you, that's the task at hand you three will have for the rest of the week. And seeing that they are covered in thorns you have to move it quickly before the ivies bite you."
"WHAT?" shouts of surprised escaped the lips of the three, the three which is Hakuren, Mikage, and Frau and you'd thought it is Teito, well you're wrong!
"Don't torture my little Teito! He's precious!" Frau shouted to Yukihana as if she was crazy, as if she just loses her mind, as if she's Yukihana. Yukihana turned to Frau and smile ever so sweetly and patted his head,
"Don't worry your butt out Frau-nii-san, Teito-chan is fine. Look at him right now! He's halfway in finishing the task. The one you should be worried about is your life because you're going to die. Mmm, Frau-nii-san, I like your head to be displayed in our house, I'll use it to be my target practice at dart."
Frau shivered at the words but brushed it off as he saw Teito walking towards them and effortlessly pushing the boulder to their place. He looked where the ivies are supposed to be and saw them blushing and whispering to one another. Frau twitched and sighed thinking 'Even the plants fall for his charms. Ugh, so many competitors for Teito's affection. Just ugh."
Everybody look at Teito as he finishes his work and they just look and look and look and look and loo- ,
"What the hell? Stop looking at me! It's mean…" Teito pouted cutely and viola! A bleeding Frau is the result!
"Teito… We didn't know you do that! With your little body and feminine structure, we are greatly amazed!" Castor said to Teito who twitched at being called little and feminine again.
"What? My mother did it all the time so why can't I?" Teito said.
Everybody look at Teito again and simultaneously asked,
"What exactly is your mother's work and structure? Or is she even a girl?"
"Of course she is. She's my mother and I would know. She's very muscular and smart and strong and she's the only one who raised me! She gets plenty of money every time she lifts heavy things! Unfortunately I didn't get to see her since I was six." Teito explained to the gaping crowd.
"Was she a human?" the crowd asked,
"Of course not! She's a bear, duh!"
Silence followed the words of Teito. Everyone but Frau took a step back away from Teito and Teito blinked at them.
"My precious Teito was raised by a bear? Wow that's rather amazing! Someday I'm going to meet this bear and ask permission to marry my Teito! Ohohoho!" Frau said smiling at Teito with eyes shining with amazement. Teito blinked at him and smile.
"You're the first one to say that. Frau, thank you for saying that it was amazing to be raised by a bear. Here, let me help you!" Teito said, completely ignoring the last part Frau had uttered.
"No! Teito-kun! Don't!" Castor said to Teito but alas, I was too late. Teito had helped Frau out of his misery and Frau was also astounded at what Teito did.
"Teito… I didn't know!" Frau said smiling while reaching for Teito for a hug.
"Didn't know what Frau?"Teito said blinking back at Frau.
"I didn't know you love me too! Ohohoho! I'll prepare the marriage immediately!" Frau exclaimed and twirl and danced back to the academy which nine kilometers away from them.
"Castor… Please do explain." Teito said to the sighing man.
"By helping a heir to the Vessalius from their misery and the heir accaepted, you'll get engaged to the man or woman a person had just helped. It's a tradition. A stupid tradition that is." Castor replied going back to the academy too.
Teito froze and silently cursed the world for his dilemma. And then he blow up,
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
And that's the end of flashback…
"Hey wait! What about us?" Mikage and Hauren shouted.
Oh, yeah, I had forgotten about you two. Well, Hakuren and Mikage finished the tasked in six days and got home to the academy half dead and half alive as if they were beaten so hard, punched the crap out of them and had left them to die in the training camp palace.
BACK TO THE PRESENT~~
"See? The flashback shows it all and it is all a misunderstanding because I didn't know about your stupid tradition!" Teito exclaimed flailing his arm to get Frau off him.
"The flashbacks always lies!" Frau shouted and happily cling to Teito and drag him away.
IN SOME OTHER PALCE NAMELY THE GUYS ROYAL SHOWER ROOM~~
"What the hell! Who did this to us?"Hyuuga shouted from the very top of his lungs. Staring at the wide and large mirror of the shower room are four guys who just had their hair colored with the hue of rainbows.
Ayanami glared at his reflection and walk towards his locker saying,
"The mirrors often lie"
Haruse, Konatsu and Hyuuga sweat-dropped at their leader's denial and sighed.
"When this wear off, I'll hunt down the one who's responsible at this."
IN SOME OTHER PLACE MAINLY THE GIRL'S SHOWER ROOM~~
"Achoo!" a gray haired girl sneezed.
"Are you okay, Yukihana-sempai?" Kuroyuri asked looking at the sneezing sempai.
"Yeah, I guess someone is talking about me. What do I expect? I'm beautiful!" Yukihana said and the kohai sweat-dropped.
"o-okay then. I bid my farewell then, Sempai!" and then she walk out of the room leaving a still sneezing girl who's unaware about the plan of revenge of Hyuuga.
In some other place namely the training camp~~
"Where am I?" a lavender haired guy asked to no one in particular. From his deep sleep atop the bed of flowers he went back to the academy with outmost cute pout upon his lips and said,
"What did I miss?"
TBC…
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