Yin Yang What?

by zackman1996

You might know a few songs and Covers by the band Whispering Crackheads? Perhaps you've driven by the lavish estate of "8-Ball" himself. Perhaps you've gotten an autograph from him. Well You mihgt wanna sit back. You're about to have a wild ride.

5. The Mall Pt 1

Meanwhile at the Mall…

Yang: I LOVE THE MALL!

Yin: So do I but JEESH can you just stop being so freakin loud?

Yang: I LOVE THE-Hey wait….what's that noise? It sounds like a W12 motor in a Bugatti Veyron GranSport. I wond—

Rewind to a car chase on a busy highway…..

Yuck: Why're they chasing m-

*BANGFLASH*

Zack: Hey what the-where's my-who the-oh yooou….

Yuck: WHO THE FRIG-

Zack: *Grabs wheel* IT'S OVER YUCK! YOU DIRTY LITTLE BASTARD!

Yuck: I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU! AND WHO YOU CALLIN' A DIRTY LITTLE BASTARD?

*We fight over the wheel until we both see the mall come into view*

Zack: HOLD UP! WE'RE GONNA CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

Yuck: Aw pellets…..

Back to the present moment…..

Yang: I wond-

*CRRRRAAAAAAASSSSSSHHHHHHH*

Yin: OH MY GOD!

Yo: RUN!

Yang: Is that-?