Meanwhile in a small apartment….
Carl: HAHA! THAT LITTLE GREEN FUCKTWAT GOT WHAT HE DESERVED HAHAHA!
Zack: That's what YOU think you little twerp.
Carl: Huh? Who said that?
Yuck: Him *comes out of the shadows*
Carl: Who's "him"?
Zack: Me
Carl: Who's "Me"?
Z/Y: AGGHH YOU'RE MORE STUPID THAN YIN AND YANG LET ON! NO-FUCKING-WONDER THAT YOU'RE SO DAMN EASY TO BEAT YOU LITTLE FUCKTARD!
Carl: Ohhhh NOW I know who you ar—HEY WAI-
*Zack and Yuck send his ass flying out the window down to the cops*
Cop 1: Carl C. Roach, you're under arrest for car theft, fraud, illegal sale of a stolen vehicle, grand theft auto, theft, crimes against the city, sexual harassment, harassment, assault, assault with a deadly weapon, illegal firearms possession, child molestation, rape, violation of probation, violation of parole, violation of all laws other than murder, attempted murder, manslaughter, multiple suicide attempts, and being a total ass and being so fucking retarded. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law…..
Yuck: See ya crack head.
Zack: See you in 40-70 Carl.
Carl: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS BULLSHIT!
Now I'll say it. I OWN NOTHING! Please tell me you get it. And yes I know my writing sucks ass.