AN: Sorry about being gone for so long. School has been keeping me busy. So these stories probably won't be coming as fast as they use to, but I'll try to update often. So a review would be nice, and if you have any situation you want to see happen in the story just let me know. Enjoy!

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The Movies

It was another regular day for the three assassins. Together they were sitting on a couch being bored. Then suddenly Shaun opened the door and saw the assassins just sitting.

"How about instead of sitting here bored, why don't you oh I don't know go kill people like you suppose to?"

"We killed everyone who needed to die today," said Ezio as he changed his position on the couch.

"And we beat up Vidic too. He came over asking for sugar, and everything got really violent from there," said Desmond.

"I thought he was died?"

"We did too. Apparently science saved him," Desmond put air quotes on the word science.

"So we partied for no reason then?"

Ezio gasped at Shaun, "You don't need a reason to party."

"…..Anyway, why don't you guys get off your lazy asses and go do something. Maybe you could save orphans. Play kick the can. Go to the movies-"

Desmond, Altair, and Ezio all sit up straight at the word movies. They all looked at Shaun wide eyed.

"We can never go there again. We all got banned," said Altair.

Shaun looked at all three of them, and turned around to go leave.

"I don't want to know, and I don't care to know."

Ezio grabbed Shaun's arm and pulled onto a chair.

"Oh no. Why?" Shaun palmed his face.

"Well, let me tell you what happened to us," Ezio said all up in Shaun's face.

~Ezio and Altair's Incident~

One day Ezio was on a date at the movies with Cristina, although they weren't watching the movie, they were making out, sucking face, whatever term you like to use.. All around the theater you had the sound slurping and giggling.

Altair who was sitting farther away heard the couple and tried to put popcorn in his ear to not hear them.

Finally Cristina broke the kiss, "Ezio, you kiss like a excited puppy." She went back to kiss him, but Ezio backed away insulted.

"Excuse me? I kiss like a Roman God!" The sound of shushing was heard.

"Ezio don't worry about it." Cristina whispered, looking around to see people staring at them.

"No! Listen here Missy!" Ezio got up from his sit flailing his arms. People in the theater turned around to look at them.

"I don't lick your face! I'm also not small and covered with hair! Be a little grateful that I'm kissing you, because you kiss like a cow having a seizure!"

"Oh my god shut up!" Yelled Altair.

Altair then threw a sword at Ezio, but Ezio dodged it in time. Ezio looked around to see who threw and he saw Altair's annoyed face. Ezio smiled at him and waved.

"Altair I didn't know you were watching this movie too! What's up?"

"Ezio sit down and watch the movie! Look your date just left." Ezio turned to see an empty chair next to him. Ezio made a sad face.

"Can I come sit with you!" Ezio shouted.

"No! Stop shouting we are being annoying to other people!"

Ezio ran down the aisle to sit next to Altair. Altair rolled his eyes, and dumped his popcorn on Ezio's head. Ezio looked at him with his mouth hanging open, but before he could do anything they were asked to leave the theater forever. Ezio had never smelled so buttery in his life.

~Desmond's Incident~

Desmond was sitting watching a movie, but not understanding a single thing about the movie. Although Clay (Subject 16) was totally getting the movie.

Desmond leaned over and whispered to Clay, "I don't get it."

"How do you not get it? It makes perfect sense. It's about a robot panda that has to save the world from awkward aliens."

"I still don't get it. Why would a robot panda want to do that? Shouldn't he be in a zoo?"

"Desmond I will slap you! All you've done so far was askwhat this movie is about! AHHHHHHHH"

"Someone help! His going insane again!" Shouted Desmond who stood up pointing at Clay.

Then the crowd started booing them, and they were asked to leave.

~Present Day~

"Didn't any of you know the meaning of staying silent?" Said Shaun.

"We do. But we only do that when it's necessary," said Ezio.

"You were all at a movie theater. I think silence is necessary there."

"Says who? There is no king of the movies who creates these laws, "said Altair.

"Alright fine, do what you want I'm leaving." Shaun got up and slammed the door.

The three of them were left alone still in their boredom.

"I want cupcakes," Desmond randomly said. Then Ezio went to the kitchen and threw a muffin at him.

The End

The Bet

One day the three assassins and Malik were all relaxing on the Villa's rooftop.

"Look, it's a deformed rock!" Desmond pointed at one of the clouds in the sky.

"Look it's a tomato," Malik also pointed at the sky.

"Yes yes all clouds look different. Does anyone have something interesting to say?" said the very bored Ezio.

Desmond glared at Ezio, "I thought what I said was interesting. I bet if I started talking about my hallucinations you would be disturbed. But I don't talk about them because I didn't like disturbing people!" Desmond was now standing up yelling at the frighten Ezio. Then the imaginary light bulb over Ezio's head turned on.

"We could make a bet."

"On what?" Altair said lazily.

"Hm I don't know. Anybody have any good ideas?"

"We could bet on how many times you arrow storm guards who weren't bothering you," Altair said Ezio.

"No! Every guard deserves an arrow storm. They should feel honored!"

Altair rolled his eyes and laid down on the roof again hoping for a nap.

"Aw Altair are you sleepy?" Desmond said to him. Altair groaned when Desmond started pointing his ribs with a stick.

"Yes I'm tired! I was up all night doing an assassination mission. He wouldn't just drop dead and die! He wanted to be stubborn,"Altair turned away from Desmond hoping that he would stop poking him.

Ezio leaned over to Desmond to whisper to him, "we should bet how fast Altair can roll off the roof. Quick let's push him!"

"I heard that! Don't even try."

"You never let me have fun." Ezio pouted and crossed his arms over his chest. Then Ezio smiled and snapped his fingers.

"How about we do something easy. I bet I could beat Altair in a race, "said Ezio.

Altair got up and raised an eyebrow. Then he started laughing.

"I can beat you even with one leg." The Altair gave a guilty look to Malik.

"Sorry Malik."

Malik touched where his old arm used to be. "It's ok, I'm used to it. Carry on with your rules for your bet." Everyone sat awkwardly for a while until Ezio finally broke the silence.

"So how about we race from here to the stables?"

"Fine then, this should be easy. What does the winner get?

"If you win I leave you alone for two weeks. But if I win I make you go swimming, and you have to go in the water, no excuses."

Altair winced at the thought of swimming, but not being bothered by Ezio for two weeks was worth a try. Altair nodded his head to Ezio in agreement, and Ezio smirked in reply. Altair got up and turned to Desmond and Malik.

"I want you two to wait at the stables to see who wins. Got that?" They both nodded their heads and ran to the stables. Both Ezio and Altair got into a racing stance.

"When I say three we go, "Altair nodded already making a route.

"One… two…..three. Oh my god Darim is being eaten by Templars!"

"Yeah not falling for that one. Everybody knows Templars don't eat children." Then Altair and Ezio went into a sprint.

~From the Stables~

Both Desmond and Malik were watching the race with binoculars, and announcing everything they saw.

"No Altair why did you fall on the floor! There was a haystack in that spot yesterday! Who moved it?" Desmond yelled scaring the horses next to him.

"And Ezio just missed that ledge. Oh look at that he fell on a fat woman. At least it was a soft fall."

"No Altair! Don't run into the orphans!"

"Ezio just keeps on falling on those courtesans, I don't know if his doing that by accident or on purpose. Either way a dozen of courtesans are on top of him."

Soon both Ezio and Altair were back on track and were neck and neck. Finally it was Ezio who reached the stables first while running into a horse.

"Victory!" Ezio turned around to seen the angry face of Altair.

"Lighten up Altair, maybe a nice swim will cool you off." Ezio taunted.

"You know I would have won if I wasn't so tired." Snapped Altair and Ezio just chuckled.

"Whatever you say old man." Ezio put an arm around Altair's shoulders and grinned.

"Now who wants to go swimming?"

Desmond and Malik cheered, while Altair began using every curse word he knew.

The End