A/N Sorry for another late update, but I hope you enjoy this new chapter.

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An Assassin Surprise Party

At Masyaf everyone (except Al Mualim and Abbas) was decorating for Altair's surprise birthday party. And Ezio hoped this party would cheer up the grumpily assassin.

"Desmond come here I have a job for you."

Desmond walked over to Ezio, who was hanging up a Templar piñata.

"I need you to distract Altair for me."

"Why can't you do it?" Desmond asked while keeping a watchful eye on Darim and Sef who were staring at the plate of cookies.

"The thing is Altair will probably try to kill me once he see me," said Ezio.

"But his always trying to kill you, what makes this time any different?" asked Desmond.

"You see I had to make sure that Altair wouldn't be at Masyaf today. So last night I told him to come over to the villa because it was on fire. He didn't believe me of course, but he came over anyway. When he opened the door I quickly hit him on the back of the head with a frying pan."

"You did what?" Maria yelled hearing the conversation.

"Nothing! I'm just kidding you silly Maria." Ezio grabbed Desmond's arm and took him away from Maria's hearing range.

"Anyway after I knocked him out I drugged him. So he should be waking up in maybe….. Oh I don't know a half hour."

"And how do you expect me to get to the Villa so fast?" Desmond yelled flailing his arms.

"Fast forward memory sequence. Remember?" Ezio said knocking on Desmond's head.

"You have three hours to get back here with him. Go!"

Ezio pushed Desmond's to the exit, and Desmond ran as fast as he could with his little chibi legs.

~At the Villa~

Altair's eyes were slowly opening and little by little his sight was getting more focused. Soon he saw Desmond clearly looking down at him with a huge smile.

"Hey buddy you're awake," Desmond gently said. Altair rubbed his eyes, and then rubbed the back of his sore head.

"Wait what happened? Hold on I remember now!" Altair leaped off the bed, his face showing how pissed off he was.

"I'm going to kill him!" Altair ran out the room with Desmond behind him.

"Altair, wait! Don't kill Ezio yet! He only hurt you because he cares!"

Desmond ran as fast as he could, finally tackling Altair to the ground.

"Desmond, get off me!" Altair tried to wiggle out of Desmond's hold.

"You can't kill him yet! I need you to help me make eggs!"

"You learned how to do that in the Animus last month!"

"Yeah but I always feel guilty because I know I just killed a baby chicken. I will never forget you Fabio!"

"This is ridiculous we are not making eggs!" Shouted Altair as he continued to struggle for freedom.

"Then take me fishing!"

"No! I might fall in the water and drown."

"Well you stay if I promise to buy you a new sword?"

"Desmond I have seventeen!" Altair was almost free from Desmond's grip.

"Then give me the talk!"

"You're not ready for the talk!"

"Yes I am! The other day Lucy asked if I wanted to have sex with her, and I said 'what's sex?'"

Altair stopped struggling, and looked at Desmond with a dumbfounded expression.

"You said what's sex?" Desmond innocently nodded.

"I could always go in the Animus and learn what it is. I could use this new guy named Connor and see his sex life."

Altair rapidly shook his head. "No you need the talk."

~Two Hours Later~

"So now you get it?" asked Altair.

Desmond looked up from his notes. "Yeah, so it's kind of like a key going in a lock."

"Sure, whatever floats your boat. Anymore questions?"

"No I'm good now. The visual aids really helped."

"Good," a silence fall between them. "Now excuse me as I go kill Ezio."

Altair started into a sprint, but Desmond grabbed Altair's wrist. In a flash Desmond pushed him in the nearest closet and ran to lock the door. A banging on the door followed.

"Desmond are you insane! You better open this door or else I'll tell everyone about you string collection!"

Desmond pressed himself against the door. "Altair listen to what I have to say. Then I'll let you out!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"I'll kick this door down if you don't let me out!"

"Just listen ok?" Desmond said the sound of banging stopped.

"Ezio is actually doing something nice for you. Now I'm going to open the door but you have to promise not to run off and kill him."

Desmond received no reply. He stood in front of the door for five minutes. With a growing suspicion he opened the door. When the door was open he found the closet empty and saw a random window wide open.

"Why would there be a window in a closet. That makes no sense!"

Next to the window was a sign that said Emergency Window Exit in Case of Templar Invasion.

"Gahhhhhhaaaa!"

Desmond jumped out the window to look for Altair. Finally he saw Altair sprinting out of Monteriggioni. Desmond checked his watch, realizing the party was only a half hour away. Desmond sighed in relief.

"Altair! Ezio is at Masyaf if you still want to kill him!" Desmond shouted following after him.

~At Masyaf~

"I'm gonna kill him." Muttered Altair as he speed walked up the trail to the fortress.

"No you're not," the panting Desmond said.

"Nobody hits me on the head and drugs me without having a death wish. When I see him I'll cut his heart out and feed it to rabbits."

"I don't think rabbits like human organs." Altair rolled his eyes and entered the fortress.

"Surprise!" Everyone jumped out of their hiding spots surprising Altair which made him take out his sword. After a minute Altair realized what was going on. Ezio walked up to the assassin with a huge grin on his face.

"I'm guessing we surprised you?" Ezio said to Altair who was putting his sword away.

"Yes. So is that why you did all those horrible things to me?"

"Of course! Why would I do that on purpose? I don't want to die young."

Altair made a small smile, which was a rare sight to see. Then as soon as the smile came it vanished to seriousness.

"I'm still going to kill you!"

The Italian ran away, and Altair followed him throwing knives at him. Then Rebecca took out a camera and started taking pictures.

~Snap Shot #1~

Altair punching Ezio in the nose. The picture was blurry because there was too much movement

~Snap Shot #2~

Ezio touching his bloody nose, and Cesare in the background pointing and laughing.

~Snap Shot #3~

Ezio dunking Cesare face in the punch bowl, laughing like a manic.

~Snap Shot #4~

Desmond breaking the Templar piñata, happily cheering with his arms in the air.

~Snap Shot #5~

Mario, Shaun, Ezio, Desmond, Leonardo, and Malik dancing on the table.

~Snap Shot #6~

Altair yelling at them to get off the table.

~Snap Shot #7~

Darim and Sef under the table with their hands on the cookies.

~Snap Shot #8~

Malik laughing as Altair puts on a birthday hat on his children's request.

~Video Recording #1~

Desmond goes up to Lucy who was by herself looking at the stars. Lucy notices Desmond and gives him a smile.

"Lucy, guess what? I know what sex is now. And I want you to be the lock to my key."

Lucy makes a horrified face and backs away from him. Desmond stands there by himself confused. In the background you can hear Ezio laughing.

~Snap Shot #9~

Altair blowing out his birthday candles while everyone is clapping.

~Video Recording #2~

"But it's too early to go home." Whined Ezio who was being dragged by Altair.

"Ezio its four o'clock in the morning. My birthday's been over and you're super drunk."

"I'm not drunk I'm just happy. I'm so happy that I might make a lemonade stand tomorrow"

"Whoever spiked the punch is gonna be in so much trouble."

The End