Not Getting Any Older

"Jean-Luc, we're not getting any older."

"I believe the phrase is supposed to be not getting any younger."

"Actually, that's the problem, our bodies are stuck in perfect equilibrium. It looks like we might end up spending the rest of our lives as teenagers."

"There are worse fates, Beverly."

"If it weren't for the fact that we have no control over our hormones, never seem to be able to stop in time, and are unable to take contraceptive medication, I might agree. May I remind you that I'm the one who suffers from the results?"

"Beverly, are you pregnant again?"