Blood Red Road: Part 6
Drakken clicked his tongue repeatedly.
"Is that really a nice way to great an old friend?"
"You're not a friend, but you sure as fuck are old. So old you need to steal the years of innocent teens." Shego added.
"Ah so you have heard of my work. I didn't think you would mind, after all it was only Kim Possible. Your arch rival for who knows how long." Shego's hesitation made him worry "You're not rivals?"
"Not exactly." Shego admitted Drakken had heard that before. His eyes widened, his jaw dropping in the air.
"You're… You're… You're…" Drakken couldn't even say the word.
"A lesbian?" Drakken nodded.
"Shego since I rule this land I have the right to banish you for being a demon." Shego scoffed at this, that scoff went into a laughing fit.
"Oh my god doc, a demon? Oh jeez that is just too rich. Who told you that? A priest?"
"Father has been right about many things," Drakken said.
At that moment a bunch of guards came storming in, all aiming arrows at Shego. Who could just shrug, she got down on both knees, her hands aimed at everyone else.
It was like a green flame thrower had been activated as the men were all burnt instantly.
"I learned a couple of tricks doc, now about kidnapping princess." Shego took her bow and arrow out, aiming it at his head.
"Shego! Wait! He could be our ticket out of here!" Shego turned round to see Kim, assisted by Monique.
"Oh really? Do tell"
"Drakken will confirm we didn't do try and take over the world." Kim tried to reason with Shego.
Shego sighed, putting her bow down. As Drakken started to cackle, Shego pulled it back up in the speed of light, releasing the strong string. The arrow flying past everything landing happily in Drakken's leg. Squealing in pain, Drakken fell to the floor, letting the rest of the team tie him up and put him on a horse.
Back home.
The ride back had been so painful for the horses and Shego's swearing at them to get their lazy asses, but they had finally made it.
All the parents were waiting, Ron and the rest of Kim's friends all greeted her with big hugs, but careful of Kim's current state.
Shego just leaned against one of the horses, Rufus flying above them. Watching the parents be all happy and cute. Personally Shego hated the idea of family, the way they would restrict you, if you were solo you didn't have to worry about someone you care for. But that was the problem, she cared for Kim. Therefore caring for everyone she cared for. Love sucks.
Kim approached Shego, a slight sway in her hips.
"Howdy partner." She joked.
"Kim please tell me you're joking." Shego said,
"Oh cheer up Shego, I'm back. We're all safe, so don't be so grumpy. And if the plan goes well we should be in America by this week." Shego just seemed to look out towards the desert. "You don't want to stay here do you?"
"No, it's just that… when we were here no one heard about us dating, now I bet the moment we enter America, the press will be flinging papers at us. GJ will defiantly find something to bitch about. God knows how the rest of the villains are gonna think…"
Kim saw her girlfriend was worried, so she did the best thing she could. She placed her lips on Shego's.
"Or it might just be worth it." Shego said, as the two finally separated.
In court.
"Drakken, can you confirm that Team Possible and Shego were not guilty for the crime of attempt world domination?" A man asked.
Shego shot him a deathly glare, as she and the rest of the crew sat in the back of the courtroom.
"Yes,"
"And all of this was you?"
"Yes."
"Drakken for your crimes I sentence you to, 20 years in GJ maximum prison."
Shego bolted up out of her seat, Kim instantly trying to drag her back down.
"WHAT THE FUCK? We were in a fucking desert for three quarters of that! You're half the reason Kim got kidnapped!"
The jury had not been aware of this as they too started to cause a commotion,
"Everyone shut up!" Someone shouted. Shego even turned round. Kim was now blushing by her sudden outburst.
"Your honor can I say something?" Shego rolled her eyes at Kim's idea of polite.
"Yes you can Kimberly."
"Well as a punishment I too think that is unfair for what I have gone through, so I would like to propose something else. 20 years of GJ isolation maximum security, while community service and I would like the longest hours possible for Mrs. Lipskey to visit him."
Drakken hadn't gone so blue until Kim mentioned his mother.
"If that's all right with the rest of the jury." Kim added, she could hear Shego's low growl, taking her hand in hers- not that you could see with the table in front. Shego nodded, taking her seat.
"Case closed. Team Possible may return home, as for you Shego…" The judge sighed
"The sentence is death in the electric chair."
"WHAT THE FUCK! Why?" The judge let out a cackle.
"Oh not really, that was for blowing my car up. But seriously we're gonna have to think of a way to pay back for all the things you stole…"
Shego smirked "send the bill to Mr. Barkin."
Ok people, I honestly hated this story. It was crap and I did a poor job at writing it, ya don't need to tell me. But at first I thought it would be good… never mind, I wanted it finished ASAP.
But if you enjoyed it… good for you!