A/N: And here is Chapter 4~ There's a bit of GerIta in this one, and more randomness, of course. :) Enjoy~
Day 4
I have World History today. That is good, because I like learning about wars because my country always wins, but it is also bad because I have to sit next to Feliks. I mean, I do likeFeliks, for some reason, but he's really annoying sometimes. When we first started having classes together at the start of this year, I tried to avoid him at all costs, but now I like to think that we are friends~
On the subject of supposed 'friends', Yao and Eduard are now avoiding me at all costs. Eduard seems to think that I am going to beat him up. He is probably right.
I hope that Yao and I don't fall out over this… He's been my roommate for two years now. I don't want to lose him. Maybe I should apologise for chasing Eduard out of our bedroom… But then again, I don't want to do that, either. When did it all get so complicated?
Ah… I'm almost late for World History! See you later, Comrade~!
Later
Feliks seems to think that my problems are absolutely hilarious. Firstly, when I told him that I kissed Berwald's hand, he choked on his pink bubblegum and spat it out, and I think it may be in my hair. Then, when I told him about getting chased by Mathias with an axe, he fell off his chair with laughter. The professor looked quite alarmed, and Ludwig gave us a dirty look.
Ludwig's dirty looks are very scary. I think that he should hire himself out as a scary person. I am not sure if that is a real profession, but I am sure that he would be able to pull it off.
Yao still isn't speaking to me, and Eduard (who usually sits on the other side of me in World History) moved so that he could sit next to Gilbert instead. That was insulting. Since when is Gilbert's company better than mine?
Also, more problems have come to my attention. Sadiq and Heracles, who sit in front of me in World History and behind me in Maths, have started arguing again. This happens every so often – they argue almost non-stop for a few weeks, have a very big fight, avoid each other's presence for about a week, and then they're back to normal for about a month, and then the whole cycle starts again. It is very confusing.
This time, it is apparently serious enough that Heracles is talking about moving out of his and Sadiq's room. I don't think he will do it, though. He's too lazy.
Later
On the plus side: I got the pink bubblegum out of my hair. There is a bit of a bald patch, but Katyusha sent me a hat (I think she might be a bit psychic) and that should cover it for a while.
On the minus side: I may or may not have lost my temper in Maths and wrapped Mr. Pipe #3 around Eduard's neck. Quite ironic really, seeing as I stole it from his toilet, but that is beside the point according to Yao. Now, because I have 'damaged' his boyfriend, Yao doesn't want to be in the same room as me – even at night – and he has requested a room transfer. Nooooo~!
On the neutral side: Heracles has also requested a room transfer. It doesn't directly affect me, but I wish him luck. He seems like a nice guy, and I like his cat~
Later
Guess what? I was wrong about Heracles's room transfer not directly affecting me. As it turns out, because not many people apply for room transfers (there aren't many students here, which is also why I have a class with Feliks even though he is two years below me), the site manager was able to sort it out really quickly. And now Heracles is my roommate. I am not sure how I feel about that.
Well, I'm sad about Yao leaving, but there's no talking to him when he's in a mood like this. I'll let him sulk for a bit, and then he'll come back, I hope. But Heracles is… Interesting, to say the least. His cat likes me, which is good. The cat is called Mr. Snuffles, though, which is bad. It isn't really a very manly name, plus, I think the cat may be a girl. He has settled in very well. Heracles, I mean, not the cat.
The cat has too, though. He/she/it is currently sitting on my head while I write this. It kind of hurts, but at least it hides my bald patch.
Feliks has already been 'round to see how my new roommate and I are getting along. Of course, this automatically means that Heracles now knows about Berwald and Mathias and the axe and the hand-kissing and drunken-Francis and the fact that I am sexually inept, because Feliks could not keep a secret if his life depended on it.
Thankfully, Heracles has promised to keep it all a secret, although he did laugh a bit at my sexual ineptness. According to Sadiq, and most of the other guys in the dorm, Heracles is a bit of a pervert. Well, he can't be worse than Francis, plus if he tries anything, I have a new pipe. Mr. Pipe #4, stolen from Toris and Feliks's sink (I already stole the pipe from their toilet).
Speaking of Toris, he has also been to visit. He had some interesting information – apparently, Sadiq and Yao aren't getting along very well.
Heh heh heh… I am not sure why, but this makes me very happy~!
Later
Kolkolkol… I have got loads of Chemistry homework. This makes Ivan angry. Ivan does not like Chemistry, or homework. Ivan does not know why he is talking in the third person. Ivan is going to stop now.
I tried to get Francis to help me, because he sits next to me in Chemistry, but he doesn't understand it either. He said that he would be able to help if it was Biology, and then he started sniggering for some reason. Arthur walked past and tutted at him.
I also told Ludwig about my idea for his future career. He glared at me.
"Why are you glaring at me? I thought that you might like that idea~" I asked. He continued to glare at me without saying anything. Then, Feliciano walked up to us.
"Luddy-kins~!" He announced, before attempting to jump into Ludwig's arms. For some reason, Ludwig wasn't happy about this. I would have been happy, no one has nicknames for me. Apart from Big Sister Katyusha, who calls me 'Little Vanya', but that's really embarrassing. I said all of this aloud, and Ludwig scowled at me. He seriously needs to learn to smile.
"'Luddy-kins' is far more embarrassing than 'Little Vanya'." He said, but I don't think it is. I have changed my mind about Ludwig. He isn't scary, just grumpy. It's quite amusing, really. Feliciano likes him, though, for some reason. It's nice to have friends~
Lovino walked past, just as Ludwig gave in and picked Feliciano up before he started crying. "Vodka-bastard. Potato-bastard. Fratello." He addressed each of us in turn, before spotting Antonio, who ran up to him shouting something about a 'poco tomate', whatever that means. I have decided that I don't want to know. Getting too involved in other people's lives only ends badly, I have noticed, so I am not going to do it anymore. Starting today.
Later
I may have broken my vow about not getting too involved in other people's lives. It wasn't really my fault, though. It's like this:
Francis knocked on my door today after dinner, clearly upset. When he came in, Heracles just looked up and said "γεια, Francis," as if it was a completely normal occurrence. On a side note, 'Mr.' Snuffles is now wearing a pink bow, but that is irrelevant.
Anyway, Francis spent most of his visit complaining about Arthur and Alfred. It was very entertaining, in a sad way, because he is in love with Arthur and he doesn't like Alfred. I don't like Alfred, either, so that is something we have in common, along with drinking and not being good at Chemistry.
Francis also said that he thinks he may have gotten a girl pregnant. I asked him who she was, but he just said "I don't want to say 'er name, in case you know 'er, but she goes to 'zis université."
As Heracles said, "that narrows it down. Not."
Hehe, I like my new roommate~ I can sense that we will become very good friends.
Later
Since this morning, I have learnt a number of things about Heracles:
-He is seriously obsessed with cats.
-He is very bad at Biology.
-He may or may not be a pervert.
-He talks to himself. In Greek.
-He is also very bad at Chemistry.
-He has nice hair~
I am not sure why, but that seemed like a good way to end my diary entry for today. I'll probably regret it, especially if Feliks or Heracles reads that, but oh well~
Goodnight~!
A/N: Translations:
Fratello= 'brother' in Italian
Poco tomate= 'little tomato' in Spanish
γεια = 'hi' in Greek
So… What did you think~? :)