Okay, heres chapter one! It's not as good as I want it to be, but yea...

And is anyone else upset that Jo and Kendall didn't break up in the new ep.? I know I am...but the Logan and Jame (and Mama Knight) side story which I found hilarious made up for it.

Anywho! Enjoy!

Kendall's P.O.V. (Until I bring in Logan)

"Well, Kenny, we're witches and we're gonna turn ya into a dog..." Miranda drawled.

I looked blankly at her, then looked at Kat. 'They're joking with me...There's no way...It's not possible..." I thought getting pissed off at the girls standing in front of me. "Quit joking, Randa. My feelings aren't a fecking joke!" I said with a tinge of anger and hurt. in my voice.

" 'm not playin'. Me and Kat are really witches, Kenny! Do you want prove it? Cuz I will." the southern belle said, a look of honesty upon her heart-shaped face. But, I still couldn't believer her, "Prove it then." I said calmly.

Randa sighed, before clearing her throat, "Alright," she said in her soft spoken voice, pulling a wand out of thin air. She flicked it in a 'z' formation. "Look down" she ordered, I did and was meet with skin.

"What the hell happened to my shirt?" I yelled, when I discovered I was half naked, my shirt missing.

"I made it disappear, duh." Randa said, slapping her wand against her leg, "DO you want some more proof? How 'bout don' some drag, hm?" she said, flicking her wand in a 'v,' and suddenly I saw long dirty blonde hair. Blinking I turn to look into the mirror hanging by the front door. I gasp in horror when I saw I was dressed in drag.

"Okay, okay, I believe you! Just get me out of this dress that Paris Hilton would wear!" I said, cringing when I saw I was wearing a mini, mini, MINI dress. Randa sighed, flicking her wand to the side quickly, and I was back in my Incubus tee, and worn jeans. "Alright, you guys are witches...And you want to turn me into a dog why?" I asked, looking at Kat in confusion.

"Logan's a major dog lover, right? So, he wouldn't leave a stray puppy outside to fend for itself right?" Kat said, looking through the books on their bookshelf, and what she said made sense. Back in Minnesota, Mama Mitchell was always telling my mom about all the strays Logan would bring home, begging, 'mommy he has no where to go.' Always nursing a dog that got hit or a cat that the neighborhood bullies kicked around.

"So you want to turn me into a dog and leave me somewhere Logan can find me? Still why?" I asked, tilting my head.

"Some people talk to their pets, tell them things they won't tell anyone else." Miranda said, a smile on her face, "That's what I did with the girls, and you're always saying that I'm really like Logan, right?" It was true, Logan and her were very alike. Dark hair, from the south, both geniuses, readers, zombie lovers, plus a lot more things, and they both do a half smile thing.

"Oh..OH! I get it! You want to turn me into a dog so Logan can, like, start telling me things. Like if he has feelings for me or not!" I said excitedly, grinning when both girls nod. "That's a great idea! When can we do it?" I ask, looking back and forth between my two closet girl friends.

"Right now, but first, we need to make your ma cover for you being gone for a while. Think you can get her to do somethin'?" Randa asked, a thoughtful look on her face. My grin faded a bit, before I remembered something.

"My mom's gone for the week, and I pretty sure I can just tell James, and Carlos that I've gone on a trip or something, maybe back home to visit my dad." I said, wringing my hands together.

"Then it's settled! Call James and tell 'im the story!" Miranda ordered.

-(line)-

Later, after I called James and told him I had to get away from LA, and quickly packing some stuff for my 'trip', I was standing in the middle of the living room of 2M.

"Alright, so this spell will last as long as it needs to, so worrying about changing back in front of anyone, and everyday for an hour you can turn human, to y'know, eat chocolate, stalk Logan, or call and check in like you really are on a trip. Understand?" Randa said, pacing around me in a circle, making me really dizzy, I nod to tell her I understand. "Good, good. So you have a dog you want to be or do you not really care?" She asked, tilting her head to the side.

"Can you turn me into a boxer? It's one of Logan's favorite dogs..." I said, with a hopeful smile that bigger when she nodded. "Ready?" she asked, a concerned look on her face, I nodded, "Ready as I'll ever be.." Miranda and Kat pointed their wands up, and slowly drew an 'o' on the air.

Suddenly, my whole body felt like it was on fire, burning, raging fire. I let out a choked scream as I dropped to my hands and knees. Now I understand why Randa kept asking me if I was alright. The fire went on for what seemed like hours, but was really just a few second. When I opened my eyes, which I didn't realized I closed them, I saw everything was duller in color, and my sense of smell was hyper sensitive. I groaned, which sounded like a whimper, as I tried to use my hands, er, paws to cover my nose.

"Kendall?" Miranda's voice said, before I was picked up by two strong, but soft hands, and the scent of vanilla, tobacco, and pine. "Wow, I never realized Miranda smelled like that." I thought, tilting my head back to look up at Miranda's face. I nodded to the best of my ability to let her know I understood her. "Wanna see what'cha look like?" she asked, scratching behind my ear, which felt wonderful.

She walked over to the mirror from earlier, and held me out towards it. There in the mirror I saw a cute, wrinkly BLONDE boxer puppy. "Aww, you're so CUTE!" Miranda squealed, hugging my small body to her...um...yea those things on her chest.

"Now to put you somewhere Logan can find you.." she mumbled, gently scratching my floppy ear, ooh, now I could get use to this.

So how was it? Bad, good, okay? I promise the next will be better, and not as quick...I think this one was sped up cuz I really wanted to get to Logan and puppy!Kendall meeting...

AND! boxers are adorable dogs! I swear! Google pics!

xoxo,

Vampy