Okay, for some reason the format's a little off. I have no idea why and I'm trying to fix it as we speak.
Sorry I haven't been posting. I kind of forgot that I had to be writing as I was having issues doing my homework...all of it. And then I permanantly lost my jump drive and had to get a new one for my birthday!
So, yeah, the amazing Crow is alive!
So sorry. Enjoy!
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"Okay, all of you sit," Max's mom ordered, sounding utterly ticked off.
We all sat down on the opposite side of the table obediently. I slouched and crossed my arms over my black sweatshirt.
Dr. Martinez paced the area behind the table. "What do you boys think you're doing? This is ridicules! Especially you, Iggy. I expected more out of you! Now you're trying to seduce my thirteen-year-old daughter into doing the wrong things?" she paused angrily. "I mean, what is your problem?"
Iggy looked a bit shocked. "Well, um...see, she had a boyfriend, or so she told us, and so I didn't think you would mind this sort of thing..."
"Mind?" Dr. Martinez hissed, "MIND?"
I was kinda angry now. "Doc!" I barked. "Calm down! It was just a kiss. Come on! It's not like we were doing...," I paused awkwardly, "...something else."
We were silent for awhile before the Gasman finally spoke up and said, "Something else?"
I looked at Dr. Martinez and she looked at the Gasman. "Gazzy, I think it's time you learned about something..."
Oh, God, here it comes, I thought, tuning out. I focused on the conversation of the girls in the living room, from what I could hear over Gazzy's lurching and Dr. Martinez's droning on about the 'Miracle of Life'. I knew it was over when the Gasman was groaning and freaking out yelling, "Oh, my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. GOD. EW!"
Is there anything that nine-year-old boys do not find gross?
"Fang, Iggy," Max's mom got our attention by snapping her fingers loudly at us. "Please understand me when I say I do not want any grandchildren any time soon."
We nodded.
"OH MY GOD EEE-YEEEWWW!!" Gazzy was still moaning and yelling and carrying on.
Iggy stood up and started walking out of the room, running into an eavesdropping Nudge. "I WAS NOT LISTENING TO THAT CONVERSATION!" she claimed a little too loudly.
I got up and took her hand to help her to her feet. "Oh, we all believe you. C'mon, Nudge, go see Ella."
She pouted. "I am not a dog," but she got to her feet and walked out of the room anyway.
Max walked up and saw the Gasman on the floor. "What's up with him?" she asked me.
I shrugged. "Something about learning why we have the parts we do."
She made a face and went to grab Gazzy arm. "Okay, up and at 'em, Gazz, it's not the end of the world," she said, pulling him to his feet.
"I'm scarred," he moaned.
"We all are in our own way," she said. I smirked.
He continued.
Iggy walked up and grabbed him by the ear. "Oh, you'll get over it. C'mon, I need you to help me with something," he let go and put a hand on the Gasman's back and lead him out of the room. "Hey, uh, how about you don't check on us for...about...an hour? Thanks we need enough time to...we just need enough time, bye!" Iggy shouted on his way back.
Max looked at me. "Uh..."
"Yeah, I don't know," I said.
MPOV
Fang walked into the living room and sat on the couch. He pulled out his laptop and turned it on.
I flopped down on the seat next to him.
"What is it?" he asked, starting to type something in.
"Nudge," I answered.
"What'd she do?"
My brow furrowed. "She reminded me of a certain date I'm supposed to have with a certain flock member."
He frowned. "Oh."
"Yeah."
Fang looked at me seriously, but yet playfully. "No," I said.
He kept looking at me. "No," I persisted. "We're not going on a freaking date."
I looked at him again. He was still watching me. "No-o-o," I whined.
"Please," he said.
I glared.
Fang puppy pouted. "You don't like me, Max?" he asked, his bottom lip quivered.
I whacked him over the head, and he ducked, shielding his face and laughing. He put his laptop aside. "I'll make you come."
I paused my attack. "Oh, and how do you plan to do that?" I asked, poking his side with every word.
Fang growled and pounced on me, tickling my stomach. "Give in! Give in!" he laughed.
I was laughing so hard I couldn't answer. "St-stop! I'm...I'm gonna p-pee...!"
"Say it! Say you will!" he continued.
"Okay! Okay! I'll go -- ahahaha! Stop! -- I'll go on the freaking date with you!" I shoved him.
Fang wouldn't budge, he just hovered over me. He stroked my face with his hand and kissed me on the forehead. "Thank you."
Then he got up and left me on the couch.
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So...how'd you all like it? I'm watching The Dark Knight as we speak. It's awesome.
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