My Mom POV
That stupid chica Ciel is lyk gettin all up in my bizz agen ad is all ruinin my relashunship that I have forgd with my bear hands. That saber-toothed man finuly comes bac tew mi and he juss tryes to break us up.
Claude POV
YOU KNOW, I HATE EVERYTHING. I HATE LIFE, I HATE THE WORLD, I HATE CIEL AND HIS STUPID DELICIOUS SOUL. God, why can't he just understand? I don't want another preetyy face~ I just want you and your beautiful souuulll~
Brb, totes jackin offs to the thought of Ciel's blood ohktjmgbtmnnnnnnn
Alois POV
I found Ciel and My Mom fighting in the jungle. I didn't see that crazy jungle babe anywhere, so they're probably here in secret or some other insane shit like that. I don't really care. But maybe I could join in the fight and make it more interesting. I mean, why not? I have nothing better to do that dance around in my booty shorts all day and watch Claude bitch and moan about how he wants all up in Ciel's ass, so I'd rather do that.
Sebastian POV
That Aliwis... Aliwa? Auliwachikawawwa? I don't know, But that weird ass blonde ho is fucking my shit upp. He's all dancin' like a chika slut around my two bitches, and I don't know whut the fuck is goin on or anythin/. It's like, not any business a saber-toothed-jungle-demon-man-hunk can't take care of, but I just feel like cleaning or some shit today. Not very action-y, I knw, but like I don'r really wanna do shit.
Undertaker POV
OMFG DUDE SEBASTIAN TOLD ME THE FUNNIEST-ASS JOKE TODAY. I LOL'D SO HARD THE GODDAMN ROOF CAVED IN LIKE HAHA WTF EVEN IS ANYTHING
AHAHAHAHA DEAD PEOPLE
Ciel POV
Mah fuckn ho-man-slutter bootler Seburtan is hanging ut wif dat gurl againnn!1111! Lols we totes had seks last nite tho. I was like 'omg Sebastun!' and he was like 'I do anythng for my masterrrrrr' and it was hot haha u jelly?
My Mom POV
That fucking cookietuba shit block is taking my man again. Fyuck, right when I felt like going on a dyet. I cant beleve this! I am so done wit this bullcraps... i just... URHF. I'm goinna became a mass-murderer orsomthing lik that cuz Im so fucin mad. I'mm gonna shove a starfush in this kids ear or something.
Alois POV
I went over to the sweatier of the two and told her that scandal about Sebastian and Ciel getting all hot messy over each other the night that he made up with My Mom. Her mirror-like skin (It's rather greasy) turned a dark red and her lips puckered and extended far from her face. She looked kind of like a llama or an alpaca or something like a farm animal. I don't know, I'm not a dirty commoner monkey. My booty shorts are riding up my bum a little and it's starting to get really annoying. But, there's always a price to pay if you wanna be a sexy beast like me.
Sebastian POV
Last night, I had like, the best thing ever besides rolling around with My Mom on the floor. I did it. The thing. That thing. That thing that you probably want to hear every detail about but I'm going to stall as you read on, hoping that I may disclose just one little bit of imagery for you. Well, it was definitely awkward. not just like, from silence or whatever, but from like everything. He's so tiney. It's... You knoe. And doing that tipe ove thing is kinda hard when he keeps whining every teo seconds. It ws reaaaaally stupid. But it was like, totally not illegal or you know, non consenshual. He was all jus like, "SEB-CHAN-KUN-SAMA, PLZ JUS... LIKE... I dono." so that basicly means he wanned me.