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Xigbar heard about the dancing Vexen, so he decided to see. Unfortunately for everyone that was in their rooms, he ran down the halls, shooting up everyone's doors yelling the lyrics to "Da Cha-Cha Slide". He shot in Saix's room and had to duck because of the light arrow rebounding of of the skylight. "Oy! Who's the wise guy-COOKIES! YEAH!" and he ran inside to cease two cookies to eat at the show. And yes, he observed the now macarana-ing Vexen and Demyx, and yes he ate one of the cookies. And then he had the sudden urge to wear a lot of green.

"Now what's all of this? I shouldn't be here watching young-uns do the jig-a-loo! I should be guarding me pot o' gold! Shese lolligaggers think they be outsmarting me, but they're aren't!" the Freeshooter said with a thick Irish accent as he rushed to his room and changed into a vibrant green three-piece suit and hat, and exchanged his eye patch for a four leaved clover shaped green patch. Then he was off to find his pot o' gold.

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"Grrrrr...I just had to bet with Luxord...I don't even have 3,000 munny!" Marluxia growled. He was walking down the hall toward the holding cell for the Organization's shared nummy. "I'm sure Xemnas wouldn't mind if I dipped into the group's funds to pay it off."

He pulled his ID card needed to open the vault, but Xigbar was standing there blocking access. Marluxia looked at him, head to toe in green, and a bright green at that. "Xigbar, what is with the getup? Kinda early for St. Patrick's, ain't it?"

"Talk all you want boyo, you're not getting me gold."

"Xigbar, all of this isn't yours"-

"Says who? I claimed it, and shese others aren't gettin' any." he replied, wagging a shelaghlea(that stick leprachauns carry-I don't know how to spell it!) at the Graceful Assasin. "Come near it if you want, but you'll be gettin' a nice slack from me lucky stick, boyo..."

Marluxia backed up, starting to feel threatened by Xigbar, 'cause if you think about it, he does look like a goblin, and the fact that his hair changed to a vivid orange-red, he really did give the impression he was a leprachaun. So he slowly exited the room, keeping his eyes on the Freeshooter, mumbling something about everyone acting weird today and he should notify the Superior. On the other hand, Xigbar the leprachaun wasn't giving up his guard for nothing.

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"Xemnas sir, there is something happening to everyone in the Organization." Marluxia said, stepping into the Superior's office.

"What ever do you mean Marluxia?" he asked the anxious assasin.

"What I mean is that haven't you noticed anything happening strange to any of the members?"

"Like what? I haven't been out of my office all morning."

Marluxia sighed, "Vexen is a woman and dancing all on the dining table along with Demyx, well that's normal for Demyx, not to mention Axel yelling out those...things about the members, Larxene trying to take a bite out of me yelling out I was a giant pink marshmallow peep, and just now I witnessed Xigbar as a leprachaun blocking the entrance to the munny vault. Don't you think this is a little strange, sir?"

Xemnas thought about it, before looking under his desk. "What the?"

"What is it sir?" He bent over to look under the desk as well. They both saw a white rabbit, hiding timidly between Xemnas's boots. What was strange was that the rabbit had blue fur on top of it's head that was shaped into a hairstyle. Xemnas glanced at Marluxia, who looked back with a puzzled look. Xemnas picked up the bunny, who was struggling to get free, on top of his desk. The rabbit tried to hop away, but Xemnas restrained it.

"Z...Zexion?"

It stopped moving, and looked at Xemnas as if it was saying "Yes".

"You can just morph back, can't you?" Marluxia asked, realizing he was now talking to a bunny. "... ... ...I guess not"-

OW! Xigbar, what's your problem?!

All three looked towards the door, not expecting to see a battered Luxord. He ran into the room, holding his head and looking(a lot of looking, don't you think?) towards the door. "Superior sir, sorry to barge in like this, but you need to see about No. 2. He's"-

"Gurading the vault like it's a pot of gold, dressed like a leprachaun?" Marluxia finished. Luxord was confused, and not just because of the whack to the head.

"You must've encountered him already." he said, then stared at Zexion(the bunny, remember?) "What's with the rabbit?"

"No. 10, stay here and watch Zexion while I and No. 11 see about No. 2.(trinity!)" Xemnas replied as he and Marluxia left Luxord alone with the transformed Zexion. Luxord blinked, then took a seat and started to rub Zexion's belly, who actually enjoyed it and let him continue. "Heh, looks like you got it worse than me."

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"No. 2, why are you harassing everyone?" Xemnas asked Xegbar, but he just brandished the shelaghlea at him.

"Oh, so you brought another one to get ridda me huh, boyo? I'll handle him like the poor shmuck that tried to steal me gold before ye!" and he teleported behind Xemnas and smacked him in the back of the head before teleporting back to his position in front of the door. "Ha ha! Take that, and there's plenty more for ya, boyo!"

"No. 2, I warn you..." Xemnas said in a deadly tone(he doesn't like getting hit in the head) while pulling out his aerial blades.

"Oooooh, so now the haughty geezer wants to fight? Welll...have at thee!" and he charged into a explosion fight with Xemnas. Marluxia saw this opportunity to grab the munny he needed to pay off Luxord and retreat to his room. Xigbar saw this and let his guard down just enough for Xemnas to get in a devastating blow to his back.

"ME GOLLLLLDDDD!!!" he yelled as he plummeted to the ground. Xemnas scoffed at the fallen nobody, told him to leave, and left himself. Xigbar slowly got up, holding his lower back and using the shelaghlea to hold him up. "If shese thinking he be get away, shese be wrong in the noggin, it be..."(what?!) He teleported to Marluxia's room and tackled him, forgetting all about his back. Screaming in pain, he was still reaching for the munny in Marluxia's hands but he wasn't letting go.

"Gimme me gold you ever lovin' honey monkey muffin!" (tongue twister! Say that three times fast!)

"WHAT?!" Marluxia yelled, confused as ever and that little distraction gave Xigbar the chance to seize the munny, whack Marluxia with the shelaghlea and run, yet again forgetting about his back, and falling yet again to the ground. He looked(again with the looking?) up and saw THE biggest shoe collection he's ever seen. He stared, crawling his way towards the shelves upon shelves, and grabbing this knee length pink-and-green boot, embracing it as if it was the very gold he sought from Marluxia. Then he immeadiately began to polish it with a piece of cloth from his pocket.

"Shese shoes dain't shiny enough, boyo..."

Marluxia looked on, puzzled, watching Xigbar polishing every shoe he owned. He didn't mess with him, he just knew as long as his shoes were being polished for free, he didn't care. So he left his room, closing the door and went to his greenhouse to tend to his garden.

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"I honestly don't know what's going on around here, but at least No. 2 didn't notice me stealing this cookie from him." Xemnas said to himself, pleased as he bit into the cookie.

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Xiggy's a leprachaun! Happy St. Patrick's Day!

I'm have listened to Linkin Park's "Breaking the Habit" at least 38 times in a row, and still listening. I'll never fight again!!! And this is how it ends!!! Yeah!
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I'm breaking the habit, I'm breaking the habit, I'm breaking the habit, tonight!!!