So nice of you guys to review my stuff, so I'll be nice and stop your thoughts on what is going to happen with Xemnas! Same ol' disclaimer, you know the one, where you must be OUT CHO' MIND if you think I own Kingdom Hearts.
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Xemnas walked back to his office, dismissed Luxord, and sat back down in is seat. He offered Zexion (still bunny-must I remind you?) a piece, but he refused, so the Superior finished off the last bit of the cookie. Feeling happy with himself, (unusually happy, I mean it IS Xemnas) he started to hum a little tune and tried to get Zexion to play with him and other little toys (he kept refusing) such as a rubber ball, a bell, a remote control bunny car and a carrot squeak toy. The carrot Zexion took, bit on it and upon hearing it squeak, threw it at Xemnas and sulked at the other end of the desk.

"Ohhh...what's wrong my little petty-poo?" Xemnas cooed to the bunny schemer.

What?! Zexion thought as the Superior picked him up (against his struggles) and petted him gently. Zexion didn't know WHY Xemnas just HAD to eat that cookie. He looked up at the now smiling Xemnas, and immeadiately wanted to get away from him, especially when he placed a larbe black bow on top of Zexion's fur.

"Hmm, if we are to get a head start of the egg hiding, I have to find an automatic dye interchange painter-I think Vexen has one in his lab!" Xemnas said as he tied a powder blue bonnet with bunny ears on it. The he placed Zexion in a blue and white basket, straightened the bow on Zexion's head before switching his black Organization cloak for a white one, picking up Zexion in the basket and leaving.

Don't tell me this fool thinks he's the Easter bunny or something...Zexion thought and was about to hop out of the basket if it wasn't for Xemnas gently placing him back in and started to scratch behind his floppy ears. He liked being scratched behind the ears. Okay, as long as he does this, I don't care...

"Hmm, petty-poo, do you by chance see anything labeled 'A.D.I.P'?" Xemnas asked zexion in a sugary voice.

"I don't even know why you're doing this Xemnuts, it's not like there's anything of that nature here anyway, dumbass." Zexion squeaked, forgetting that rabbits couldn't talk and Xemnas couldn't understand him.

"Now there's no need for that kind of language, my little petty-poo."

Huh? "You can understand me?"

"Why wouldn't I? Everyone knows that the Easter bunny can talk to any bunny, hare, or rabbit of all kind!" Xemnas smiled as he petted Zexion, still searching the lab. "You act as if this is all new to you, Zexy!"

"Because it IS! You're not the Easter bunny, I'm not supposed to be a bunny, and this whole ordeal was started because of those blasted cookies!" he yelled (or squeaked, rather) to his Superior, but xemnas kept on smiling.

"What do you mean?"

(bunny swear words are cute, but still too violent for your ears, even if they are long and floppy.) After the little swear session, he explained everything to Xemnas, how the cookie isn't stable for anyone else, why it's changing the other noodies, and exactly how to reverse it. (and exactly HOW he learned all of this? Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart has everything, even stuff about the Organization members.)

Xemnas still didn't believe him.

"You're awfully silly today, petty-poo! I only wish you could be this more active in a more positive aspect-Oh there it is!" he exclaimed as he skipped (yes skipped) over to obtain the handheld egg painter. "Now off to obtain my eggs!"

And where exactly are you going to get a horde of eggs all of a sudden?!"
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Wal-Mart!

So Xemnas teleported to the store, Zexion still in the basket hanging from his arm, and gathered two baskets full to the brim with cartons of eggs. And yes people were staring. I mean come on, it's a tall guy with silver hair with a bonnet (with rabbit ears on top) on his head, a swinging basket containing a depressed looking bunny with a bow on its head carrying two filled shopping carts of eggs. But Xemnas didn't care. He patiently waited in line for the self-checkout until it was his turn. He looked left, then right, then ran full speed towards the door. Of course this alerted the guards and tipped the alarm, so they were now chasing the skipping nobody through the parking lot.

"What are you doing?! Teleport already! Don't you see the guards!" Zexion squeaked, but Xemnas just said some inaudible gibberish that made him calm down.

"Don't worry, Zexy, I know they are behind me, I'm leading them in a trap!" and just as he said that, a ginormous egg came flying out of nowhere, bombarding the guards with all of it's rotteness. "Ha ha ha!" Xemnas laughed very much like Vexen's, "That's what you get if you try to capture the Easter bunny!" and he left in a portal leading to his office.
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Zexion was in a state of uber confusion. Xemnas noticed this, so he asked what's wrong. Zexion replied with another string of bunny cussing, basically saying how he could have been sent to jail and everything. (Zexion had a bad experience in jail, if you know what I mean-Axel's fault)

"I know, I was careless, taking you out there in that nature. In this time and world, a bunny like you would easily get skinned alive!" (Zexion shut up) "I'll never do it again, trust me, you can relax for the rest of the day. You want to take your nap after some warm milk and your belly rub, don't you?"

"Xemnuts, if you are trying to sway me with idiotic things like-wait. Belly rub?" he started to say but immeadiately was feeling content and sleepy once Xemnas placed the bottle in his mouth, picked him up in his arms and indeed, gave him a relaxing belly rub. It wasn't long before the bunny schemer was asleep.

"Awww...so adorable...It is for the best, too bad that he's going to miss all of the egg hiding!" Xemnas said as he painted all of those eggs (with the device it only took, what five minutes?) and started off hiding them all over Castle Oblivion, in between sofa cushions, under lampshades, in the hoods of extra cloaks and other little places. He even placed an egg in Saix's room, next to the plate of cookies. Yeah, something like that.
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"Hey, I found an Easter egg!" Demyx exclaimed, spying the brightly painted egg in Saix's room. "And some cookies! Lucky me!"
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This was supposed to contain more, I had to cut it short. It was getting a little long.

Zexion getting a belly rub...If only it was me giving him the belly rub...That would be nice...

And Riku, Link, Leon Kennedy, Bakura, Cloud, Axel,-you get the idea.

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