Here's the uber long (not really) finale! Dun dun dun! And since this is the finale, I'm adding a few remarks throughout the story! (as usual) AND it's all thanks to you!! Cookies and hot wings for everyone!!! (trinity!) (places a large plate for readers) Enjoy! Disclaimer time!

I do not own Kingdom Hearts, okay? Okay.

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Demyx strolled inside, pocketed the Easter egg and attempted to grab a cookie if it wasn't for a hand grabbing his.

"Yikes! Roxas did it!" he yelped, and upon turning around, he almost wet his pants. "S...Saix?! What are you"-

"The question should be, 'What are you doing in my room Demyx?' don't you think?" The Luna Diviner asked in a cold as ice tone. He could have killed with that glare he shot at Demyx, and Demyx felt his demise coming. If you wanted a death sentence in Castle Oblivion, no. 63 out of 526 is to get caughtin Saix's room.

"I asked you a question Demyx, and I want an answer."

"I-I-I-I-I-"

"Spit it out!" saix roared.

"I was in your room because i found an Easter egg in here nad I saw this plate of cookies and I really wanted one 'cause they looked so good and I was kind of jungry so I came in to get one-DON'TKILLMEIDON'TWANNADIEI'MALREADTANOBODYSOIFIDIEI'LL"-

And then Demyx was snatched in the clutches of a near-bersek Saix. Yeah, he was whimpering (who wouldn't) and nose was running and Saix was snarling. "You do know that those are my 'special cookies', do you not? The exact cookies that you all vowed not to devour...EVER!!!"

"But I didn't get one I swear I didn't get one-ah uh ah uh ah uhahhhhhhh!!" (Demyx started crying harder)

Saix yanked Demyx closer so that he could see his fangs clearer. "If not you, then who?"

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At least Lexaeus was trying to make things right again. He rounded up Hungry Hungry larxene and made sure that Axel couldn't talk (he just told Lexaeus something very distrubing about Luxord) and is now currently working on capturing Vexen. He was exhausted trying to get the piroue'ting, (ya'll know I can't spell?!) maraca shaking scientist, but Vexen proved to be as slippery as a Dusk.

"Ha ha ha! Oh dance with me Lexy!! Watatatatatatatatatata!!! (trinity!)" Vexen exclaimed as he twiled his tutu like a saucy ballerina.

"Oh...no...stop please..." Lexaeus breathed, taking a rest on the couch but nearly fell off upon seeing Xemnas hopping in with a blue bunny-eared bonnet on and carrying a basket full of Easter eggs.

"No no...don't look or you won't get an egg!" Xemnas said happily as he placed a red-and-brown egg on top of Lexaeus' head.

"Don't I get an egg, monsuier Bunny Bunny?" whimpered Vexen (who still hasn't stopped dancing) Xemnas just smiled and pointed at his dress. Vexen checked his(her) dress and happened to find a purple-and-gold egg in his(her) cleavage. "Oh, how...thoughtful..."

Xemnas laughed his new fruity laugh and was about to skip on it if it wasn't for a green clad nobody."

"Oy! And what are shese? They be tellin' of a rumor you be carryin' a golden egg, boyo, and I aim to take it." Xigbar said, gripping his sheleileagh tightly.

"Those not pure of heart shall not see the bunny!-Ooh!" Xemnas exclaimed, placing an egg under Xigbar's lime green top hat. "Ahem, as I was saying, Those of"-

"Oh stow it you bubble burper and hand over the golden egg!" Xigbar whacked Xemnas up side the head and reached for the basket but the Superior pulled away.

"No no, you can't do that, these are"-

"I say gimme the gold!!!" he reached for it again, repeatedly hitting Xemnas on the head but Xemnas placed him in a tight neck hold.

"Ow! Foul brute, you'll get an-OW!-egg alright!" Xemnas yelled, grabbing a fart green () egg from his pocket and smashed it in Xigbar's face. He screamed, (which made it worse 'cause now the rotted yolk was dripping in his nouth) still trying to get out of Xemnas' grip but it was futile. At least he let him go after lifting his eye patch and placing a chocolate egg in Xigbar's eye socket. "Ha ha, Easter bunny, AWAY!!!" the Superior yelled as he hopped away.

"Aw, me eye! Me fuckin' eye!" he couldn't see out of his only eye because of the rancid egg gunkl and now has something umcomfortable in his socket and still no golden egg. Lexaeus and Vexen (still dancing) just stared.

Lexaeus sighed. "Now I have to get the Super"-

"Candy Chocolate Xiggy Bar!!!" () Larxene yelled as she tackled Xigbar to the ground and started to bite off his eye patch. "Must-eat-candy-Jolly-Rancher-chocolate-deliciousness!"

"Oy! Get-off! Shese bumble giddy's crasy! I'm not can-AAAAHHH!!!"

"This isn't going to be easy...-Vexen leave Axel alone!" Lexaeus pursued Vexen who is now trying to get Axel to toosie rool with him.

Sigh...when is Saix coming back...

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Meanwhile, our little bunny schemer was having a dream. (in who knows how long) He is in a peaceful meadow, wildflowers and grass as far as the eye can see. Zexion was hoping to leave when all of a sudden, three bunnies, one grey, one white, and one black, came around him.

Come on Zexion! Play with us! The three bunnies said to Zexion.

"... ... ..."

Be a bunny! Come play with us! They urged him to play jump rope.

"... ... ...No."

Please? Funny bunny play today! the white one chimed.

"I'm not a funny bunny."

Yes you are! Play with us! The brown one implied but Zexion said firmly, "No. I am not going to 'play' with insignificant hybrid rodents."

Blackie will be mad if you don't play...

"I don't care." The bunnies started to cry. Zexion turned around to hop away but saw the same three bunnies in front of him, but the black one was slightly bigger.

Play with us!

"No." the black one grew even bigger.

Play with us!

"N-no?" The black one was now the size of a small SUV. Zexion backed up. The black one advanced. "I don't want to play"-

Play with us NOW! the black one yelled in an evil demonic voice.

Zexion was sort of scared now."And whay if I say...yes?" the black one shrank back to original size.

Then Blackie won't be mad and we can play! So yes?

"No."

Then die!!! 'Blackie' was now the size of skyscraper, and he was trying to devour Zexion, chasing after him, making small earthquakes with every hop. Zexion tried to get away, but wasn't fast enough. 'Blackie' grabbed him and prepared to throw him into its mouth. Zexion squirmed and wiggled with all his valor, but couldn't escape. The last thing he saw before flying into the monster rabbit's mouth was the moon.

"Noooooooo!"

Zexion yelled, (or rather squeaked) waking up from the nightmare and rolling of the fluffy basket he was sleeping in. He looked about him to make sure he wasn't in the flower meadow and seeing that he wasn't, he noticed a familar scent.

Saix has returned. I have to reach him!

His first thought was to summon a portal, remember that he couldn't, then sighed and headed for the door. Luckily it was cracked open, and he hopped as fast as he could, but stopped when he reached the stairs. He stared down the six flights of stairs tht he had to go down to get to Saix's room. Whimpering, he reached a paw down (you have to remember they are steep for a bunny) and flumped down.

Zexion groaned. Only 5,367 to go...

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"Well?" Saix snarled to the sniviling sitar player.

"I,I,I,I,I,I,I-I don't know!!!"

"Come on," he dragged Demyx in the hall towards Xemnas's office, "we'll see what the Superior has to say about this."

"The Superior might be crazy too"-Demyx shut himself up.

"What do you mean?"

"You'll see on the way"-

"No, we're taking the stairs."

"Why are we taking the stairs, 'cause if making me walk ALL those stairs is my punishment, then this sucks!"

"I was just going to do that, but I think dragging you up and letting your head hit each stair works better." Saix sneered to Demyx, an evil smile playing on his lips.

Mommy...

oO Oo oO Oo Oo(bubbles!)

After about 3,299 steps, (amazingly Demyx was still conscious-barely) Saix spotted a little rabbit, exhausted on one stair. He walked up to it, still dragging Demyx, and nudged it with his foot. The rabbit opened one eye, and squeaked. Demyx heard it, looked up and yelled, "BUNNY!!!" and finding strenght from somewhere, snatched up the rabbit and start to pet it. "Pet the bunny...pet the bunny..."

"Peculiar..." Saix said to himself. "Come Demyx, we must find the Superior." he told Demyx as he picked up his legs and was about to drag him again.

"No wait Saix! I think the bunny is trying to say something." Demyx said as he stared at the bunny waving its paws in the air. "What is it? Do you want a carrot? Is that it?"

Zexion stared at Demyx, thought for a second, then noticed that they were in front of Lexaeus' door. He pointed at it, them himself, then Saix. Demyx was confused, so he did it again, this time pointing straight at the Roman numeral emblemed on his door.

"Oh I get it! five, bunny, Saix! Wait... ... ...I don't get it. Saix has five bunnies?"

"Imbecile," Saix yanked his legs, sending a sharp pain to Demyx's tendons, "it's going in order as if it's saying 'Lexaeus, Zexion, me...Is it saying that... ... ...Zexion?"

Zexion nodded and was swiftly grabbed again by Demyx. "Zexy's a BUNNY?! THen maybe he's ticklish now!" Demyx exclaimed as he started to poke and tickle Zexion, who just stared at him. "Ooookay, uh...OH! Fluffy belly!" and immediately began to rub his stomach, which he enjoyed greatly. "Awww...Zexy's so CUTE!"

Saix is officially disturbed. "Where is Xemnas, No. 6?"

Zexion was too busy tapping his foot in happiness to the rub he didn't hear Saix.

Easter bunny, AWAY!!!

"What was that?!" Demyx yelped, accidentaly dropping Zexion, who fell down the long ass flight of stairs. Saix didn't notice, he only recognized the voice to be his Superior.

"Xemnas? Demyx, follow me!" he replied, darting down the stairs (not bothering to help poor Zexion) towards the voice. At least Demyx grabbed him.

"Don't worry, as soon as I can get to my room, I'll heal you, feed you, take care of you, and make you the happiest bunny ever! If you ask me, I think this is a great look for you Zexy, without the bruise though..." he said, rubbing the bunny's head where there was a little lump on Zexion's head from falling down the stairs. "But I know how to fix it! I just need some razor blades, Jell-O, a band-ade, a couple of rubber duckies, a bat, two packs of tropical blend Bubblicious and some Skittles! We can get all of this in the kitchen!"

"Zexion was now worried.

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Saix reached the main room, and this is what he saw: Axel rocking back and forth in the fetal position, covering his mouth; Larxene chasing the 'cupcake' Luxord; Vexen doing the bump with Roxas (cha-cha-cha!); Xigbar the leprechaun looking under the sofa muttering something sounding like 'Where did he hide me golden egg..."; and Xemnas was hopping around the bookshelf hiding Easter eggs behind the books.

His eye twitched, beckoned Demyx (who was wearing a white bunny mask) to come, and asked him if he could see Zexion. Demyx handed him over, and Saix held him up to eye level (mainly for Zexion to see that he has gone into berserk mode-eyes are red) and said in a slow, deadly voice, "Did this all happen because these certain members ate my cookies?"

Zexion nodded. Saix nodded as well, closed his eyes, whispered that Zexion should clear the room, and let him down. Zexion saw that he was twitching, and it was more than usual in this state, so yes, he immediately hopped off to a safe spot. Demyx, being Demyx, asked Saix what was wrong. Saix slowly turned to Demyx, smiling one of those psychotic smiles and said this.

"What's wrong, is that they ate my COOKIESSSSSSAAAARRRRRGHHHH!!!" and summoned his giant claymore and went on his rampage, smashing everything in his path. The members saw this, and of course, scattered. I'll just say this. Nobody (ha ha!) was spared Saix's wrath, not even Zexion who was hiding in Xaldin's room (he DID eat a cookie, remember). It took about three (trinity!) full hours for him to calm down, and another six for anyone to even consider coming out of their destroyed rooms. Let's say, a week later, all of the Organization was in the main room, (the effects wore off) hoping to discuss what happened.

"..."

"... ..."

"... ... ..."

"Well someone say something!" Larxene said impatiently.

"Why did you destroy the documentary I made of you Larxene? I could've made a lot of munny proving the existence of the rare Larxeneious hungarious"-

"Roxas! Why I oughtta"-

"Now's not the time, Numbers 12 and 13," Xemnas replied.

"I got a question, what kind of mission where you on, Saix?" Xaldin asked.

"! Well, I'd rather not disclose that information, it's really information for the higher ranks"-

"My rank is higher than yours." Xaldin reminded Saix. Apparently Axel's effect didn't completely wear off, which tipped off Marluxia by his constant fidgeting. Marluxia decided not to say anything, he hoped he'd blurt out something so he'd get an excuse to beat the crap out of him. (literately)

"Yes, that is true that your rank is higher, but the lower ranks need not hear of my mission..."

Axel tried, he really did, but he couldn't stop himself from speaking again.

"What mission? Saix was getting a butt implant so Xemnas would have something to hold onto while they bump and grind!" Axel's eyes got big, he covered his mouth and wet his pants when he saw Saix's eyes turn red again. "I LIED! I don't know what I'm talking about! It's more like Xemnas wants to grab someting while they make earthquakes!-No I mean-HELP MEEEEEE!!!" Axel ran for his life.

Xemnas was intrigued. "Saix, really?"

Saix was about to chase after him, but calmed down and blushed a little. "Well, yes actually...I...well..."

"Get in the room."

"ewwwwwwww..." the rest of the members said (at the same time!) and headed for their rooms while Xemnas and Saix headed for Xemnas' room to 'make their earthquakes'.

the end

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Yay! It's finished!

Okay, uh...Oh yeah! Zexion's dream came from my dream, 'cause I had that dream last night. (I don't know why either...) Umm...Xigbar kept saying 'shese' and he was actually saying 'these' if anyone wanted to know.

Thanks to all my reviewers and silent readers, and now I am making an announcement: Starting a oneshot using Zexion and Riku-

Riku: It better not be yaoi! 'Cause if it is...I'll go Saix on your ass!

... ... ...(scared of Riku)

Zexion: Since she stopped, I'll finish. She has an idea, but if you would like to see a certain idea starring us two, send in your idea. If you wish, that is.

Riku: Also taking in Xemnas and Saix ideas!

Bakura: But she really needs Yu-Gi-Oh ideas-

Riku: Don't start!
Marik: And what if we do?!

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