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"Angela let go of Jack's ear." Booth said in frustration as the Artist reluctantly let go. "Ziva….. Abby…. Let them go."

"But Booth." The two women whined as they tightened their grips on the two men who let out yelps.

"Now." They looked over at Gibbs who just stared at them.

"Fine." Abby Muttered as she gave McGee one last squeeze. Ziva pulled up on Tony's arm before letting go.

"Sissy." The Former Mossad Agent said as she watched Tony rub his arm. Gibbs looked down at his watch and hit a button.

"Cutting it close there Shrimp." He said before walking over to the grill. Booth looked down at his watch and saw that he had four seconds to spare.

"Boss we we're going to." McGee started but was quickly silenced when both Booth and Gibbs turned and looked at him. "Go inside to see what Jenny needed help with." The young agent quickly turned and mouthed Scary to the rest of them before speed walking inside the house, the two other men followed.

"Ziva." Gibbs started to say.

"Make sure they don't destroy the kitchen on it." She finished.

"Abby."

"Make sure Mommy doesn't kill them…. On it."

"Angela." Booth said.

"Make sure Brennan doesn't kill them…. On it."

"Cam."

"Make sure no one kills anyone…. Can't promise anything." They watched as she made her way back into the house before turning to look back at the grill.

"I'll get the Meat." Gibbs said.

"I'll get the Beer."

An hour had passed by and everyone was out in the backyard. Jenny and Temperance sat at the table with Cam and Ziva while Abby and Angela were over by the porch. Tony, McGee and Jack stood next to Booth and Gibbs who we're both manning the Grill.

"Meat looks done." Gibbs said as he took a sip of his beer.

"Needs a couple of more seconds." Booth countered.

"You sure about that."

"Who was it that always said trust your gut?" Gibbs just smiled as he looked back down at his side of the grill. Tony and McGee did the same as they watched the two relatives interact. Abby and Angela were busy chatting away when they saw the door to the kitchen open.

"Ah Mr. Palmer it Appears we've arrived just in time." Ducky Said as he walked into the backyard with Jimmy right behind him.

"Guess so Doctor." Jimmy walked over towards the table where Jenny, Ziva, Cam and Temperance were sitting and placed two large containers down. "Hello Director Sheppard."

"Jimmy we're not in the office Jenny's fine."

"Sorry Direc…. I mean Jenny sometimes I get confused."

"Sometimes." Tony Scoffed as he walked over and handed Jimmy a beer. "What's in the Pans Palmer?"

"Doctor Mallards Famous Chicken Salad and My Nachos Del Fuego."

"Jimmy you're my favorite person right now you know that." The senior field agent said as he opened the green bowl and stared in awe ate the contents inside. "Oh baby."

"He usually calls me that." Ziva said with a grin as she looked over at Temperance.

"Booth is the same way with his pie. What is it with men and food?" Ziva shrugged as she turned back to watch her boyfriend pour spoonful after spoonful of the dish into a plate.

"McGee Nachos Del Fuego." Tony shouted causing the other man to walk over and have the same dreamy expression on his face before turning to look at Palmer.

"Jimmy you're awesome." Jimmy just chuckled as he walked over to an empty seat.

"So this must be the famous Nephew I've been hearing about." Ducky and Booth shook hands. "Donald Mallard at your services but please call me Ducky."

"Seeley Booth…. Please call me Booth." Gibbs turned and looked to see his wife and his Nephew's girlfriend in deep conversation occasionally pointing in their direction.

"Oh Jethro is just like that. Does Booth do that intimidating stare?" Jenny asked with an amused expression on her face.

"Oh yes Booth is always doing that." Temperance did her best imitation earning a couple of chuckles from the other women and Palmer.

"That looks familiar…. Wait let me give you the Gibbs stare." Jenny Did her impression of Gibbs and they all burst into laughter.

"It's scary how identical those two looks are." Cam said in-between laughs

"Is Booth's glare as affective as Gibbs?" Palmer asked truly curious. Cam, Angela and Brennan looked at each other before the artist spoke up.

"I've seen tough as hell, bad ass men break down or crack under that stare and I'm talking people who kill other people in the sickest of ways. But one look from Booth over there and they crack like kid who just got caught watching a porno."

"Really?" Ziva asked earning nods from the squints.

"Gibbs has made grown men cry." Abby said with a proud smile.

"So has Booth." Cam countered.

"Suspects break into cold sweats when they wait in the interrogation room." Tony spoke up before shoving another large piece of nacho into his mouth.

"Ours do too." Jack answered with a confident smile.

"Guess they really are related then." Palmer quipped as he took a sip of his beer. They heard Booth Cell phone go off.

"Booth." He answered in his usual manner. "You're where?….. I'll be right there….. Jack take over for me." Hodgins grabbed the tongues .

"Where are you heading to Seeley?" Gibbs asked.

"Surprise for Bones." Was all he said before he turned and began walking towards the house.

"Booth?" Brennan asked as she watched him pass by with a smile on his face.

"Be right back forgot something in the car." She nodded accepting his answer.

"So Temperance is this your whole team?" Ziva asked looking at Angela and Cam.

"No it's not all of them…. There's our Profiler and psychologist Dr. Lance Sweets."

"Ha Lance what dorky name." Tony Said with a grin that quickly disappeared when the Israeli woman turned and glared at him.

"Then there's my interns. Wendell Bray, Mr. Vincent-Nigel Murray, Ms. Wick, Fisher, Clark, Aristoo,"

"That's quiet a team." Abby said in surprise

"Yes they are all exceptional but as good as they are they can't compare to Zack."

"Another Intern?" McGee asked

"No he's an Anthropologist like myself one of the best."

"Better than you?" Jimmy asked.

"He could be." Temperance answered truthfully.

"So where is he? When do we get to meet him?"

"Zack's been on a dig for the last year in Tibet." Cam answered. "Been kind of hard to get a hold of him

"Why Tibet? Aren't there any unearth places around here?" Tony asked.

"Some travelers found pottery that is believed from an ancient civilization so Zack seeing this as a great opportunity to get some more experience volunteered to go check it out."

"How long is he going to be over there?" Jenny asked.

"Another year." Jack answered with a gloomy expression on his face. "Foods ready."

"That's good to hear I am famished." They all turned to see a young man with long curtly brown hair that covered his eyes staring back at them.

"Told you they'd be surprised Zack." Booth said with a smile as he patted him on the shoulder.

"STOP, STOP, WE HAVE YOUR MONEY JUST DON'T HURT HIM ANYMORE." The brunette yelled at the four men who we're kicking at a helpless man on the floor.

"Pick him up." A short man wearing aviator glasses instructed to the men who quickly grabbed the limp man who was bleeding from his mouth and nose as well as other small cuts around his face. "I really don't get you people…. I mean I'm kind to you all, give you money when you need it and I wait very patiently for it but six months and all you have to show for the loan I gave you a fairly reasonable loan by that…. And you don't even have half of it back." He turned towards the man who's head was rolling back. "Chris…. Wake up Christopher." The man panted as he raised his head to look at the man. "You have two weeks to give me my money plus interest of course." The woman whimpered as she watched The four men give Chris on last beating before tossing him to the ground. "Have a good day Ally."

Ally watched as the car drove away from their house back into the dirt road. She quickly ran over and knelt down in front of the beaten down man.

"Chris…. Oh god please Chris wake up baby" Chris gasped for air as Ally pressed him to her body. "It's going to be alright baby….. Oh god please help us."

HAD TO BRING ZACK BACK CAUSE IT JUST ISN'T A STORY WITHOUT THE WHOLE GANG