A/N: Well hello there, are you strapped in ready for the craziness of chapter two? Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times and remember - I still don't own Victorious. This is for fun.
In Sikowitz's class, Tori, Jade and Beck had been sure to force Cat and Robbie to sit at opposite ends of the classroom, thoroughly creeped out by their unusual behaviour.
Tori was trying her best to explain the situation to Andre. "...It's like some kind of switch malfunctioned in their brains or something. They just totally flipped out and started slobbering all over each other."
She frowned as Andre laughed. "That's some story, but I think you should change the names of the characters before you print off the screenplay."
"I'm not making this up!" Tori said sharply. "Jade tried to split them up but then she-"
"-NEVER speak of it!" Jade hissed, interrupting and glaring daggers at Tori.
Beck leaned over. "Y'know, you still have Cat's lipstick on your neck," he whispered, amused.
Jade scowled, her cheeks gaining a shade of pink as she vigorously scrubbed her neck with her sleeve.
"Y'all are playing some kind of prank, right?" Andre questioned, thrown by the serious expressions on his friends faces.
"It's true man," Beck sighed. "Check 'em out."
Andre's brow wrinkled as he looked past Beck. Cat was mouthing "I love you," and puckering her lips. Andre swivelled in her chair and watched Robbie as he caught the fake kiss, before miming "I love you too", and then grinning like a fool.
He shook his head, trying to dislodge whatever he thought was tricking his mind. He squeezed his eyes shut. "Maybe they're acting," he mumbled, his voice higher than usual.
"Acting like total nutballs," Jade snorted.
"It makes no sense!" the boy exclaimed.
"WE KNOW!" his friends yelled.
"You don't know," Sikowitz retorted as he climbed through the window. "Hence, you are in school, to be taught knowledge. Now let's get started!"
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Sinjin was sat in his science class, not doing science. He was far too busy thinking about Jade and how awesome it was going to be to have her follow him around and be unable to keep her hands off him. As he stared into space, the teacher noticed he wasn't paying attention.
"Sinjin!" he barked.
"Jade?" he replied, wiping drool from his mouth. The class giggled and he turned red.
"Look alive!" his teacher recommended, just as the three bells rang.
"Will do, sir!" he replied, grabbing his books and remote and hurtling out of the classroom.
He flew down the corridor and hovered just out of sight of the entrance to Sikowitz's class, feeling his heart race and his muscles tense.
"Walk me to my next class?" Cat requested in a sultry tone, clinging to Robbie's arm like a limpet as soon as class had ended.
"Of course!" sighed Robbie, happily.
"It's the apocalypse," Jade deadpanned. "The world is ending, and instead of a nice plague of locusts or a sea of blood, we're subjected to this."
Robbie and Cat rubbed their noses together and giggled. Jade gagged.
They all filed out of the classroom behind the new couple.
"This is it!" Sinjin thought with excitement, poised to strike. During his lapse into his thoughts throughout science, he'd realised something about his new gadget by thinking back to Cat and Robbie. Clearly the person who was zapped with the remote didn't fall for just anyone - they fell for whoever they saw first.
With that in mind, he knew he'd have to get Jade's attention. As soon as he saw her appear in the hallway, he knew he had to yell something to get the girl to look his way. Unfortunately, he hadn't thought of anything specific, and just yelled out "TACOS!" and pointed the remote.
Jade, more interested in the insanity that had taken over her friends, ignored the random cry, her rationale deciding it was probably just some kids she didn't care about running their lines.
As this was happening, Andre appeared from the room and started to overtake Jade, hoping he could hurry and get a snack before his next class. As he moved past, Sinjin's machine lit up and played the harps. Andre looked up, immediately interested in the prospects of tacos, and instead finding Sinjin's eyes.
The smile etched on the curly-haired boy's face fell immediately, as Andre's look of confusion turned to adoration.
"Uh oh..." Sinjin gulped.
Andre ran a hand through his hair and began to strut towards him. "Yo, Sinjin!" he said, grinning. "You doing anything later?"
Sinjin backed up slowly as the other boy advanced. "Uh...yes! Yes, I'm super busy!" he lied, stammering.
Andre looked disappointed. "Well as soon as something opens up, give me a call, alright?" he said, with a wink.
Sinjin looked absolutely terrified and could think of nothing else to do but run away, flailing his arms wildly and dropping his remote in the process.
"Dayum that boy's fine!" Andre said to himself, checking out Sinjin from behind as he disappeared from sight as quickly as he could.
Andre's friends hadn't noticed his new crush, and he strolled back to them, thinking of lyrics he could write for a romantic song. He hadn't done this since his infatuation with Jade.
"You're not even in the next class together," said Beck, keeping Robbie at a safe distance from Cat.
Cat twirled her red hair around her finger and gazed at Robbie. "We could skip," she suggested.
Tori and Jade looked at her as if she had just spoken a foreign language. Cat never ever ditched class.
"C'mon," Jade growled, taking control and pulling Cat away. "We have math class."
"But you hate math class!" Cat whined, dragging her feet.
"Let's go, Robbie," Beck said, leading the love struck boy in the opposite direction and rolling his eyes for the benefit of Tori.
"I don't want to go!" Cat sulked, and did the only thing she thought would help - went totally limp and dropped to the floor.
"Gaah!" Jade groaned, placing her hands on her hips. "Vega, help me drag her to class."
Tori raised her eyebrows. "Drag her? But-"
"-Do you have a better plan, little miss I'm-so-perfect?" Jade drawled in her Tori voice, before grabbing one of Cat's ankles.
"I don't talk like that!" Tori said angrily, taking hold of Cat's other ankle.
And together they pulled the protesting redhead towards class. Cat screeched until she clocked eyes on a bright pink piece of plastic and metal lying on the floor. She reached over and took hold of it, studying it with wide-eyed amazement.
"Ooh!" she giggled. "Pretty gizmo!"
Jade and Tori continued to verbally attack each other as innocent Cat inadvertently pointed the gadget at Tori and pressed the red button...
A/NII: This chapter was going to be longer but I love this as a cliffhanger. Please review, it will encourage me to stop being lazy and actually finish the next part. Thanks to everyone who has reviewed so far, here's a virtual pancake for you to enjoy. Don't fight over it!