Please tell me if I need to change something in this story...I gladly will...

I'm going to be writing this as well as A long Bus Ride With My Brother at the same time...should I continue that one?I have 8 reviews for it and I'm considering just letting it die...possibly...

Well...as always MUST be said...I do NOT own fruits basket...no...we don't have to get the government involved...look!I said I don't own it!

How Bad Could It Be?

Chapter Two

When Ayame was finished taking his own time getting there...coughcoughfour coughhourscough...he was happily skipping up to the house arm in arm with Shigure (I can just picture it now...sigh) and Yuki and Kyo just sat at the window...and they weren't fighting...and there is a reason for this.

They were at a loss for words. Just the mere sight of the two grown men skipping together up to the house was enough to make them fear the future...of course...there isn't much non-fighting between them...and we all know who usually starts it...

"Idiots! What if the neighbors see them!" Kyo shouted itching to go outside and personally slaughter them.

"There are no neighbors around for about a mile baka neko. No one is going to see them. Although the sight sickens me."

"What did you call me, kuzo nezumi!"

"Baka neko."

"You wanna go, pretty boy!"

"Pretty boy? Is there something you might want to tell everyone, Kyo? hmmmmmmmm?"

"Alright you're just askin' for it!"

"Now, now, Kyo...don't you remember what happened last time?"

As Yuki said this he didn't know that Shigure and Ayame had gotten up to the house and had heard most of the argument. Needless to say Yuki was scared shitless when Ayame decided to join onto the conversation...right behind him and in his ear.

"Oh, I remember! Poor Tohru had to clean up that huge mess! But...Kyo! Have finally decided to show your true feelings for my little brother! Oh joyous day! Oh! But we must keep this a secret! Heavens know what Akito will do once he finds out...IF! IF he finds out! But Don't you go rushing my beloved Yuki into things! Save it for the wedding night!" Ayame practically yelled. Shigure was laughing his ass off at this. Tohru was blushing like a tomato dojng that one face she always does...come on!you know what I'm talking about. Whereas Kyo and Yuki turned as pale as ghosts and were standing stock still staring at Ayame as he ranted on and on about them being a cute couple and whatnot.

"W...W...Wha...What the hell are you talking about!Rushing him into what!There is no love here!I hate that damn rat!"

"If there's no love then you shouldn't rush into anything then! If there's no love then I won't let you use him just for se-"

"Shut...up Ayame...It's bad enough that I have to live with you in my room...but if I have to put up with this until your house has been fumigated then I'm going to leave."

"No, no, no!I can be quiet!Just say the word and not a sound will pass these lips!"

"Then Shut up!"

"Okay absolute silence then!"

/phase one...check...phase two...check...man...this is gonna be the best trick ever/ Shigure thought still laughing.

"Yuki...Don't you tink you should show Aaya where he will be sleeping?"

"I don't need to. He's snuck into my room to wake me up before."

"But, still Yuki!It's the polite thing to do!"

"Fine!"with that Yuki grumpily stomped upstairs...well...the prince can't stomp. Think of it as a...yeah...I guess the only way to describe it is a stomp.

Upon reaching the top of the stairs Yuki felt something whossh past him and he saw a silver and red blur heading towards his room. With a sigh he followed and pulled the door open. Ayame had pounced onto his bed and was giggling like mad hugging a stuffed rat and singing a song that Yuki couldn't hear.

/I'm gonna kill him...simple as that...now what's the best way to go? Strangled with a pillow? Stabbed with a huge kitchen knife? Or maybe I should just let Kyo have a little fun with him/ as he was pondering the different murder options for his brother he didn't notice said brother get up and move towards him. Soon he felt Ayame give him a huge bear hug while shoving the stuffed rat in his face.

"Yuki, my dear! Isn't this so wonderful! We're going to spend so much time together! We can go ice skating and theme parking and get crepes in the parc and go see movies together and play with Yuki the rat!"

"First of all...I can't skate...second of all...I'm planning on spending as little time with you as possible...and thirdly...I AM Yuki the rat!"

"You're thinking of the WRONG Yuki the rat!The is Yuki the Rat!" Ayame said proadly holding out the stuffed rat", I never go to sleep without him!"

"...okaaaaaaaay then..."

"Oh this is going to be so much fun!" he exclaimed again", it'll be like a sleepover! gasp we should invite Tohru and Shigure!"

/it's official...this...is...hell.../ Yuki thought contemplating ways to dispose of his nii-san and his stuffed rat.

A/n-yes...this chapter is very short...again...I think it's longer then the last one...and as I said...Ayame hath arrived!

Well...I'm really freaked out because we're going to have midterms soon...I better go study!wait...since when do I study? why in all my perfection would I need to study!

Ominous voice from nowhere: because you failed algebra the first quarter...

Me: nuh-uh!it was a C!or was it a D?oh well...

Please review! Criticism is very welcome!