Please tell me if I need to change something in this story...I gladly will...
I'm going to be alternating updateing each of my stories...unless I get a really good idea for one of them...
Well...as always MUST be said...I do NOT own fruits basket...or any of the movies I mention...I don't wanna go to court!
How Bad Could It Get?
Chapter Seven
Last Time...
Again Yuki and Kyo watched joined this time by Hatori who watched also disgustedly at the sight.
"How can we be the same age but act so different?" Hatori asked.
"What if the neighbors see!" Kyo asked.
"I thought we already went over this...there aren't any neighbors around for at least a mile...no one will see him," Yuki said not able to look away.
"Yeah...well...it's still not right!"Kyo shouted still trying to defend himself.
/this is gonna be a looooooooooong night/Yuki thought when Ayame disappeared from sight into the doorway.
This Time...
Five minutes after the Ayame had gone through the door, Kyo, Yuki, and Hatori were till staring out the window in horror watching the scene over and over again in their heads.
It wasn't until Hatori was hugged from behind as he screamed that they fell from their stupor.
Yuki and Kyo gave Hatori a look of disbelief that he had just screamed like a girl...very high pitched and ear shattering...I mean hey...if you heard a high pitched screech come from a 27 year old man you wouldn't stand there like it happened every day...well...maybe to my neighbor...he screams like a girl...I kick him just for the amusement of hearing him scream like a girl...anyway...back to the story...
"What? I was startled..."Hatori said chagrined.
"You just screamed like a girl and you don't get the weird look?" Kyo said first seeing as Yuki was completely speechless.
"Oh, but I love you just the same Ha'ri!I think your girlish screech is completely and utterly sexi!" said Ayame grinning ear to ear still holding Hatori from behind.
"That's all very nice, but would you mind letting me go for the time being?" said an annoyed Hatori.
"Oh, alright if I must!" said Ayame in that dramatic way of his throwing his arms from Hatori and fake crying all the way...he even kicked it up a notch (bam!) And huddled on the floor holding Yuki the rat and still fake sobbing.
"Have you no shame?" Yuki said still partially in shock for the scream.
"Have you no pride!" Kyo yelled again with the look of disgust.
While all of this was going on the rest of the Sohmas (plus Tohru...duh...) Stared at the sight snickering behind their hands and same just downright laughing their asses off (coughcoughshigurecough).
Finally Ayame had gotten off the floor and was still hugging the life out of his little rat. Haru noticed this and just had to ask.
"Why are you holding a stuffed rat?"
"Why I'm so glad you asked! This is Yuki the rat!" he said once again proadly showing off his little toy.
Momiji jumped in between Haru and Yuki the rat and said-
"Awwwwwww! He's so cute!" and with that he grabbed one of the small rat's paws between his thumb and forefinger shaking it up and down ",It's very nice to meet you Yuki the rat!" (Cue card:awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!) ( I can just see Momiji doing that now...awwwwwwww!)
"See! Someone appreciates the little people!"Ayame said beaming.
"Don't encourage him, Momiji," said Yuki rubbing his temples.
"Wait...aren't the little people leprechauns?" asked a thoughtful looking Kagura.
"Yeah they are, but I guess the dressmaker extraordinaire doesn't know that," Hiro said.
"Hiro that's mean!" said Kisa poking his arm with a sad and slightly worried expression. (Cue card:awwwwwww!)
"I'm sorry, Kisa..." said Hiro looking anything but remorseful. Come on...is Hiro ever really sorry? Well...besides when it comes to Kisa...then he might be sorry...
"So they are leprechauns?" said Ritsu timidly ", I always thought they were little goblins made of stinky cheese that steal your shoes at night and eat your homework..."
"...What did you just say?" said Haru.
"I'M SO SORRY! I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID ANYTHING IT'S ALL MY FAULT !I'M SORRY!I'M SO SORRY! I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW I'M SORRY!" picks up phone and dials number quickly", HELLO! RUSSIA! CAN YOU HEAR ME! IF YOU CAN I'M SORRY!"
"The whole world knows you're sorry without the telephone!" Kyo shouted over Ritsu.
Yuki ra to the phone and took it from Ritsu ",I'm very sorry to have disturbed you,"Yuki said quickly before turning off the phone.
In Russia...
(Subtitles underneath a Russian couple talking...)
"Who was that?"
"I don't know...Some crazy, and obviously very sorry person..."
"Sure you don't know..."
"Are you accuaing me of something!"
"No, no...of course not...Muffin?"
"I'd love a muffin."
Back with the Sohmas...and Tohru...duh...
"Please don't do that, Ritsu...my long distance plan sucks..." Shigure said while poking Ritsu in the side.
"So...ummmmmmmm...what are we going to do?" asked Kagura recovering from her own state of shock/laughter.
"Hmmmmmmmmmm...Let's have muffins!" shouted Ayame.
"Okay!I'll go to the store and get some! Will you come with me Kyo? Or maybe Yuki?" said/asked Tohru.
"Alright, I'll come," said Kyo heading for the front door.
"As much as hate being around that baka neko, I'll come too," said Yuki heading for his coat.
"Okay then! See you all when we get back!" said Tohru happily getting her own coat and leaving.
"Well...while we wait...why don't we put a movie on!" suggested Momiji.
"Okay...What should we watch?" asked Shigure.
"Hmmmmmmmmm...I know!Let's watch Titanic!" said Ayame.
"Titanic?" asked Hatori.
"Uh- huh!"Ayame said running to the couch jumping on it into a sitting position where he proceded to nuzzle Yuki the rat once again while Shigure put the movie in.
And so they all gathered around to watch the movie.
At the Store...
"Look! All we want is some muffins!" Kyo shouted at the cashier.
"And I said they were in Aisle 3..." said the cashier flipping the page of the magazine.
"No they aren't! We just checked!" Kyo yelled back.
The cashier just looked at him lamely. Then Tohru ran up holding 3 boxes of muffins.
"Here they are! I found them in Aisle 7," Tohru said setting them down on the counter.
"See! They weren't in Aisle 3!" Kyo said pointing at the teen behind the counter.
"I was close..."
"You were off by four!"
"Whatever...just take your goddamn mufffins and leave me to my magazine..."
As they left they passed by the clear, glass window where they were in plain sight of the cashier. Kyo waited to make sure the cashier was looking and flipped him the bird and gave a "haha!I won!" smile as he walked off.
"Jerk off..." the cashier said flicking over another page.
A/N-hmmmmmmmm...I should really be studying for my midterms...eh...1 week is enough time...
But I have happy news! I made all district chorus!yay!
While that may mean nothing to you it means a lot to me!even while I'm sick and my throat hurts people still think I have a pretty voice!
Well...that just adds on to the workload...midterms...all-district chorus...week old unfinished book reports...my eyes are gonna hurt reeeeeeeaaaaaaaallllyyyy badly...
Thank you to those who reviewed!
littlefiction-of course Hatori would have to be there!but...if I have anything to say about it...the control won't last long and it'll be an all out anarchy! thanks for reviewing!
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