Please tell me if I need to change something in this story...I gladly will...
I'm going to be alternating updating each of my stories...unless I get a really good idea for one of them...
Well...as always MUST be said...I do NOT own fruits basket...or any of the movies I mention...and the person at the end (my friend) isn't a figment of my imagination...she is a real person (not one of the little people) and she would be very sad to think that you thought of her as a muse and/or any other imaginary persona...
How Bad Could It Get?
Chapter Eight
Last Time...
At the Store...
"Look! All we want is some muffins!" Kyo shouted at the cashier.
"And I said they were in Aisle 3..." said the cashier flipping the page of the magazine.
"No they aren't! We just checked!" Kyo yelled back.
The cashier just looked at him lamely. Then Tohru ran up holding 3 boxes of muffins.
"Here they are! I found them in Aisle 7," Tohru said setting them down on the counter.
"See! They weren't in Aisle 3!" Kyo said pointing at the teen behind the counter.
"I was close..."
"You were off by four!"
"Whatever...just take your goddamn mufffins and leave me to my magazine..."
As they left they passed by the clear, glass window where they were in plain sight of the cashier. Kyo waited to make sure the cashier was looking and flipped him the bird and gave a "haha!I won!" smile as he walked off.
"Jerk off..." the cashier said flicking over another page.
This time...
Back at the House...
"Here we brought your goddamn muffins," Kyo said irratably holding the muffins out. Three seconds later his arm felt considerably lighter. He looked down and noticed that the muffin bag wasn't in his hand anymore.
Three seconds prior...
Ayame saw the muffin bag and made a dash for them Yuki the rat lay forgotten on the floor. Momiji saw this and picked up the toy and nuzzled it so it wouldn't feel lonely with Aya's absence. (Cue card:awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!)Ayame was now sitting on his heels opening a box of muffins with great difficulty.
Which brings us to the present...
"What the hell did you just do!" Kyo shouted still trying to figure out how he didn't see the muffins leave.
"Ummm...Ayame? Would you like some help opening the muffins?" Tohru asked watching the hebi struggling.
"Okay!" Ayame said handing over the muffins ", in the meantime...Where did Yuki go?"
"I'm right here," Yuki said just entering through the door.
"Not you! I mean MY Yuki the rat." he said putting his hands on his hips scanning the room for his stuffed companion.
"Do you realize how un-manly that pose is?" Hatori said looking over from the couch.
"Yes I do, but with my girlish good looks I can pull it off!" Ayame said loud and proud flipping his hair over one shoulder.
"Shhhhhhhh! this is the best part!" Kagura shouted at them staring intently at the television.
"What are you watching?" Tohru asked peeking at the T.V.
"Shhhhhhhhh!" This time it was Shigure shushing them as he too stared at the T.V.
"What the hell?" Kyo said looking too.
"Is this Titanic?" Yuki asked after five minutes. Shigure and Kagura shushed him at the same time.
"Wait...how did you know, Yuki?" Haru asked taking his eyes away from the scene. Once again they were shushed.
"Uh...no reason..." Yuki said quickly grabbing a muffin.
"Oh, Yuki! If you think that Jack Dawson is a sexi beast just come out and say it!" Ayame said grinning madly. "I myself have fallen in love with him many times!" Once agin they were shushed. By this time Yuki was blushing...a lot...in fact he looked like a tomato...Kodak moment!...(cue card...awwwwwwwwww!)(my friend is here helping me write...and she wants that put in...)
"I...am...not...in...love...with him..."Yuki said trying to bring down the blush.
"Dear sweet god..." Kyo said now just sitting aginst the wall content to just watch as the scene unrolled. Unfortuanately for him the movie had just ended and Kagura was rushing towards him. He was to focused on everyone else (like Shigure who was weeping on a very scared and also weeping Ritsu's shoulder) and Ayame and his tomato...I mean brother...
Kagura had just gotten to Ko and was hugging him so hard he was choking and was also turning red...from lack of oxigen...duh...
"Oh, Kyo! Why can't we be like Jack and Rose! Why can't we have such an undying love? I'll never let go Kyo!" she proclaimed hugging him while he struggled desperately to pry her arms off his body so he could once again breathe.
"Let...Go...Can't...Breathe..." Kyo said gasping for breath. He looked kinda like a fishy...you know...when you go fishing and the fish comes outta the water...and it's gaping mouth open...close...open...close...weird mantra...back to the story...
"Oh, Kyo! If I let go then you'll just run away!" she said pouting...and still holding on...
"And if you don't let go then you'll be dragging a corpse around!" Kyo said finally achieving freedom and scurrying to the roof.
"Noooooooo! Kyo! My love! Come back to me!" Kagura yelled a she ran after him with outstretched arms.
Everyone just stared after them...some crying some just standing and looking on...as onlookers...
"Ummmmmmmm...so how 'bout those muffins?" Ayame said breaking the silence.
A/– well...I passed all my midterms! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
And so did my friend who is sitting behind me reading over my shoulder and making corrections...she's the one who yelled at me while I was still writing everything down in my notebook...she is going to be referred to as light...don't ask...she's just too goddamn bubbly...
Light: you need to put a lemon in here REALLY badly! I will die if you don't...well...
Maybe not die...but suffer very badly and need lots 'o ice cream!
I do need to keep pressing the enter button for your information onee-chan! I neeeeeeeed to!
Yay!
Enter button!
Enter
enter
enter
enter!
...Me: like I said...bubbly... and maybe I'll do a lemony fic...if enough people review and ask for one...and tell me what pairing they want...I'm willing to go the distance...depending upon who it is...if it's Akito...well...depending on who it's with...that bitch deserves to be alone...just like Kagome from Inuyasha...and Kikyo...well...not so much Kikyo...she doesn't annoy me half as much as Kagome...
And don't we all need ice cream...? I like vanilla and choklit...and sometimes the twist ones...strawberry's good too...and cookiedough...and moosetracks...
If my brother were here he'd be making moose jokes...I love my brother sooooooooooooooooo much!
Light loves my brother too...she thinks he's a sexi bitch...
Light:wells...I dunno about that any more...kiwi! (inside joke)...but I do think of him as...errrrrrrrrrr...one of my friends brothers...who are...ummm...hott...and...errrrrrr...funny...
yuki blush spreads over cheeks (my cheeks on my face you ßßßßßßßs!) Mind outta the gutter (onee-chan said that)...
...before this gets way to long...
Bye...
Light: Buh-Bye!
arms up in the air
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