Please tell me if I need to change something in this story...I gladly will...
Well...as always MUST be said...I do NOT own fruits basket...or anything else...
How Bad Could It Get?
Chapter Nine
Last Time...
"Oh, Kyo! Why can't we be like Jack and Rose! Why can't we have such an undying love? I'll never let go Kyo!" she proclaimed hugging him while he struggled desperately to pry her arms off his body so he could once again breathe.
"Let...Go...Can't...Breathe..." Kyo said gasping for breath. He looked kinda like a fishy...you know...when you go fishing and the fish comes outta the water...and it's gaping mouth open...close...open...close...weird mantra...back to the story...
"Oh, Kyo! If I let go then you'll just run away!" she said pouting...and still holding on...
"And if you don't let go then you'll be dragging a corpse around!" Kyo said finally achieving freedom and scurrying to the roof.
"Noooooooo! Kyo! My love! Come back to me!" Kagura yelled a she ran after him with outstretched arms.
Everyone just stared after them...some crying some just standing and looking on...as onlookers...
"Ummmmmmmm...so how 'bout those muffins?" Ayame said breaking the silence.
This Time...
"Yay! Muffins!" Momiji giggled happily reaching for one. Ayame happily obliged and handed everyone a muffin. He even chased Kyo up on the roof to make sure he got one (cue card: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!)(Ayame: falling off the roof)
So while everyone was munching on their muffins they put on another movie...after they decide which one to put on.
"Hmmm...I say we watch something romantic again! I'll go get Kyo!" Kagura said as she ran off to get the poor boy...poor, little, sweet, Kyo...
"I agree completely with Kagura! Let's get Kyo!" Ayame said as he too went to get Kyo...poor Kyo...
"I think so too!" said Shigure also heading off to get Kyo...poor little boy...
"I think we should watch a high powered action film! With lots of guns and violence!" said a pumped up Haru.
"I don't really think that's appropriate for our audience," said Hatori nodding at Hiro, Kisa, and Momiji (I know how old he is...but do you think that he would want to see a movie like that?...didn't think so)
"Alright," said a now very pumped down Haru.
"Let's let Ritsu decide," said Yuki turning to the very nervous monkey.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I can't decide!The Pressure...THE PRESSURE!" he shouted diving for the phone.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shouted Shigure letting go of Kyo and diving for the phone in front of Ritsu. "I told you my long distance sucks!" he said cradling the phone and placing it back on the phone jack.
"I'M SO SORRY SHIGURE I'LL NEVER USE YOUR PHONE AGAIN!" shouted Ritsu once again, falling to his knees and begging forgiveness. Shigure bent down and poked him in the side and he passed out.
"Wow...That's getting a bit powerful," Shigure said after five minutes. Ritsu was still not up and he was staring at his unmoving body.
"Ummmmmm...was it supposed to do that?" Tohru asked.
"Hey! Wake up, stupid!" Kyo said lightly nudging Ritsu with his foot.
"Hey, Ritsu? Please wake up," said Kisa kneeling next to him.
"Oogah Boogah!" Hiro shouted next to his face making Kisa jump. "Sorry Kisa."
"It's okay!"
"Should we get some help or something?" asked Yuki.
"I'll go get some water!" Shigure said jumping up.
"No! You've helped enough already! We're not pouring cold water on him!" Hatori said grabbing his arm.
"No, no, no! You misunderstand! I wasn't going to splash it on him! I was going to put his fingers in the water!"
"You've got to be joking," said Hatori and Yuki at the same time.
"That's not very nice Shigure!" said Kagura pouting and going to hug Kyo who was still nudging Ritsu.
"Oh, alright!" said Shigure as he went and sat on the couch, arms folded sticking his lip out as far as it could possibly go.
"Shigure...You look like a five year old," said Yuki. "And so do you, Kyo!"
He was shocked to say the least when he got no reply. Kyo was too mesmerized by the act of poking Ritsu's unconscious body.
"What are you doing that is quite so fascinating?" asked Haru.
"I'uno"said Kyo not once looking away. Everyone anime style sweat dropped.
A/N-my god...it has been forever since I last posted. Wow...I'm sorry this was so short. I' really busy tonight and I can't really spend a lot of time typing.
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