Part six: A bomber's kiss
A4TN: Okay as I said before crack pairings! But I don't think it's too major- anyway hope you like it! Peace I'm out! X3
Disclaimer: I do not own the Naruto charters or songs but I do own the story line and some OC charters =3
"What are you doing here anyway? We're supposed to be enemies now" I asked him, glaring coldly, trying to remind him what our relationship to each other was.
"Hm? You didn't answer my question UN." He smirked; slipping on the desk and grabbing the transfer sheet. "Oh looks like I just got my answer and here I thought it was all part of your show"
I looked up at him threw narrowed eyes to see an unpleased look on his face "what are you going on about Deidara?"
"You know if you wanted an Uchiha; you didn't have to chance sides- I bet that bastard Itachi wouldn't mind giving you a good fuck un"
"I'm not gay" I simply responded as I took back the sheet and placed it back on top of the neat pile mentally listing the reasons for Deidara to be here and came to two conclusion- my death or information which he'll get neither.
Deidara snorted; combing his figures threw his waist length blonde hair "well you're not straight either un"
I nodded "correct; I'm asexually- meaning I find neither men nor women attractive"
"Meaning you're in denial un"
I narrowed my eyes further at him "I'm not in denial"
He stopped in mid stroke, the only visible eye traveling up my chest to contact with mine, as the side of his lip lifted into a smirk "so if I did something... say something sexual arousing... you wouldn't react like someone who had sexual desires or did find others attractive?"
I just knew I was going to regret my answer but I said it anyway without hesitating "relatively speaking yes"
I'm not initially sure how the blonde pinned me to my desk or how he managed to knock everything else off it so quickly but I do know that I would be trailed and most likely killed for being with the enemy in such a way. If anyone was to see us -like this- that is.
"what the hell? Deidara let me the fuck go now!" I ordered as the blonde pried my knees apart, that were hanging over the edge of the desk, letting him stand in-between them.
He gave both of my wrists a squeeze as his soft locks brushed against my check making me suppress a shudder at how close we were. "I would like to try out you're theory, un" he smiled; rocking his hips in to mine making me suck in a breath and bite my bottom lip "because I really dealt you don't feel anything with me between your legs like this un"
'damn it' I thought as I position my head to stare at the door making a strain on my neck but it was worth it for him not to see the blush that was starting to spread across my checks "I don't"
He chuckled, gaining my attention but I still stared at the door trying to focus on getting out of this mess without coursing unnecessary attention that would surly lead to every one doubting me and question my loyalties.
"oh really un?" he rasped; bathing my ear in his hot breath as his tongue flicked out across the shell of it.
Suppressing another shiver; I grunted in agreement "really"
His hips rocked a bit too hard against mine making a shocked gasped escape from me that sounded a bit too much like a moan for my liking "Then I'll just have to go all the way with you Gaara-chan un."
"what? - wait D-" warm lips crashed down upon mine making alarm bells go off instantly inside my head but it wasn't at the fact that Deidara now had his very skilled tongue in my mouth probing around, trying to entice mine into battle or that he was grinding his hips in to mine; oh no, it was because standing at my office door was none other than Sasuke Uchiha.
"well it seems we have company, un" Deidara sighed, when he finally notice as well, stopping and letting me go; I jumped to my feet and away from Deidara, frantically wiping at my face. The blonde smirked walking to the window amused by either me or the dark aura that the Uchiha was admitting in his shock statue "I really do hope to finish this soon Gaara-chan, un"
and with that he was gone.
I swallowed the lump in my throat and straighten out my clothes before turning to the older male whom surprising hadn't moved a muscle "Uchiha, I-"
Suddenly everything went out of focus, a cold sweat start to break out as my legs became like jelly, letting me crash to the floor with my head feeling worse as each breath now; a ragged pant "I... Don't... feel ...very well" with that everything turned dark; nothing but darkness.
beep... beep... beep
"damn fool, what was he thinking letting that fucking assassin touch him? it wasn't mends to go like this"
Even though I was a wake my eyes stayed shut, heavy with the need to sleep but I could perfectly hear what the Uchiha was saying well if the throbbing in my forehead stopped I could.
A door shutting quietly vibrated making the pounding worse but compared to loud echoes of heels, clicking against the hard mostly likely marble floor at an alarming rate, it was nothing.
"Mr. Uchiha, I'm Temari Sabaku: One of the leaders of Suna and one of Gaara's business partners... I need to know what happen."
The pain lessen enough to small spurts of it every now and then making me want to sigh in relive as I could only guess the pain killers started to work '...Oh good by this time tomorrow; I'll be dead... tch, figures it'll be the Uchiha that hands me over to my executor'
"there's really nothing to say; I came there and he was passed out on the floor. I got to him just as the bomb went off"
'Damn you Uchiha! I'm- Hold it! what did he just say?'
"So you don't know who did this? You do understand this is a very serious matter, right? Someone tried to assassinate one of the leaders of Suna; they invaded our premise, got passed our security without breaking a sweat and almost succeeded in their mission"
"to your fist question; no and you're giving Suna too much credit as it really wouldn't be difficult to get passed that lame excuse for a security you got running there... tch and it's no wonder with one of the leader fallen apart; too weak to even realize it was an assassin"
'Bad move Uchiha'
The sound of a chair being roughly thrown over as, I could only guess, Temari launched for Sasuke. The security at Suna was her pride and joy; she was always updating- weeding out the weakest point and focusing solely on it till it was over standards so a crack like that really would get to her.
"Uchiha! Don't you dare say something like that about Suna! until you do the same -as Me, Gaara and Kankuro- by building a place, that could even reach near Suna's level, from no money, no help- nothing at all but our own wit and determination then you can bad mouth Suna all you want but until then keep you're fucking mouth shut! And never every underestimate Gaara; have you really forgotten? that kid might have come a long way from kicking you're sorry ass and running with the enemy but his still Gaara and piss him off and you're pay big time!... And one last thing... it won't just be Gaara, you'll have to deal with it's me and Kankuro because..."
"Because he has become like a brother to us-"
"Temari, that's enough" I set up; forcing my eyes open to see the Uchiha smirking face and Temari ready to knock his block off.
"Gaara..."
"Let me and the Uchiha talk alone"
A4TN: Part 7 should be soon, hoped you enjoyed it :D