A week after Okami Sai, your best friend, came in Konoha and has entered the said school; Naruto and Sai have never been in good terms. It's because Naruto and Sai were roommates, and Sai is unintentionally calling Naruto a 'D!ck Face' as a nickname.
Kiba have told you about Sai suddenly looking down at Naruto's 'manly'; Sai with a smile on his face told Naruto has a small dick. And the rest is history!
You were all on the class, listening to Asuma-sensei; with some equations or formula in Geometry. You, on the other hand, looks at the board with a dazed blank expression. You were daydreaming so to speak, it is the third week of November, and at the following weeks is the Cultural Festival.
Since no one wants to be the Class Representatives. It turns out that everyone voted and concluded that you and Uchiha Sasuke would be the Representatives of Class 2D.
"Hitoki!" you jolted from your seat, looking at Asuma with a confused gaze.
"Eh? Yes?"
Asuma shook his head in annoyance at your recent behavior. The whole class snickers at your action, you looked at them confused.
You looked at Sai whom raised his notebook a bit, he write something on it and you flushed. You laughed nervously at Asuma and bowed apologetically. "Since next week will be the Cultural Festival of our school. I will look over at that behavior, Hitoki; though it seems that you are too much stress at the big responsibility, eh?"
You shook your head vigorously, "No, no, no, sir. Actually, I have an idea of what our class will do..." you said out, your eyes glinting with pure mischief. And everyone, I mean everyone have seen that glint, they know you'll do something surprising... and scary things to them.
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The bell rings, signaling for a break time, you have halted your classmates on leaving the place to fetch for their lunches on the Canteen. Some were looking at you nervously because of your grin.
"Oi Riku, you better make this clear and fast." Kiba said as you sits on the Teacher's Table.
"Sure dude..." you uttered, coughing fakely. "Ok, since I have not attended this school last year. May I know what did all of you do for the Activity?"
Chouji raised a hand, "A Takuyaki Stand outside of the building,"
You nodded, "But it was a disaster because some buffoons have started a fight with Kiba and the others," he added as Kiba looked at Chouji with an annoyed look.
"Do you have to remind me that?"
You looked at them confused, "Eh, why? What happen?"
Shikamaru answered, his gaze never leaving at the window; where he can watch the clouds. "During the Festival, there will be some students who will sabotage other stands or activity just to earn the prize."
Your eyes gleam excitedly as you hear the word 'Prize', "What Prize?"
"The whole class will win ﾥ1, 000, 000..." one of your classmates said as you nodded.
"Well then, we have no time to waste!" you exclaimed as Naruto look at you.
"What are we representing?" you looked surprised once Naruto asked and looks at you.
You stood up and nodded at them, "Since the Festival is open for everyone... we will be doing the..." you trailed out, picking up a chalk and write down the plan.
Their eyes widen as they all looked at the board, "What the-?"
"Oi Hitoki-kun, are you really serious with that?"
You nodded at one of your classmates, you looked at the board and grinned childishly.
"This activity will help us even more to be 'polite', respectful, hospitable... and girls will swoon all over you... All of you!" you said as Sasuke grunted. "And with that money, we can at least enjoy it, like we never have been before!"
"What about the other students sabotaging our room?" Sasuke asked as you nodded and went towards Sai who smiles at you.
"Sai here, my friend is a sadist. He can always guard the security here before the Festival starts." Everyone sweat drops at your statement and looks at you flabbergasted; except Sai.
"What about the costumes?" Shino suddenly interrupted.
"We can easily buy clothes or even borrow from our friends. All we need is that you all look more handsome than ever!"
"What about you?" you paused in track as Gaara butted in.
"Of course, I'll join you! But I'm not going to be a waiter. I'll be playing some piece from my violin. And, we also need a cook," you trailed out as you discuss continuously what are the materials, foods and drinks needed.
The entire class participated, even the quite ones. You smiled at how your classmates does, they are starting to get excited and interest as they all give suggestions at the theme you made.
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After the meeting, the Principal, Jiraiya have cancelled the classes for everyone to prepare the Cultural Festival.
You, and the entire class of 2-D have started decorating your room. You let some of your classmates buy additional materials like paints, cellophane, plastics cover, markers and a yard or two of a royal blue curtain.
You and Sai started to make a human height carton as an advertise outside of the room. It is a picture of Sasuke, making him pissed at the idea.
"Why does it have to be me?" he growled as you looked at him apologetically.
"Well, itﾒs because you're the famous guy here..."
You looked at Naruto, Kiba, Shino and Gaara whom displays some decorations and paraphernalia at the 'Cafe'/
Yes, a Cafe, but it's not an ordinary Cafe. It's an 'All Men Cafe' or 'Bishounen Cafe'; whom serves, cooks and entertains guests/customers.
The others were busy arranging the tables and chairs needed. Tiring as it was, the smiles of your classmates lessens it. And you also hope, you all win the prize!