Me: Hey guys. I'm back with chapter numero dos. (for you dummies its chapter 2. Kiddin. don't flame.) Well I can call you people dummies jaja. (points to Ash, Misty, and Dawn)

Ash: Hey!! Why us?!

Me: Well I think we all know why you Ash.

Misty and Dawn: True, but WHY US?!

Me: Well Misty, you're dumb for not noticing how Ash loves you, and Dawn because you are obsessed with cheese! (laughs my head off) What are you gonna do about it huh?

Misty: This. (pulls out mallet destructo 9000 and chases me)

Dawn: Cheese powers, activate. (gets a cheese suit and shoots cheese balls at me)

Me: Ok first of all, Dawn, seriously, a cheese suit? Second, AAAAHHHHHH THE MALLET IS GOING TO KILL ME!!!

Ash: Ok since Pikachumaster is gone for now, I'll do the disclaimer. Pikachumaster doesn't own pokemon, but does own Amulet Misty as his girlfriend. (snickers)

Me: SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!! (punches Ash back to Pallet Town)

Kenny: On with the story?

"Oh Misty, how I've missed you." "I want you to know how lonely I felt ever since you left me." "You are what's keeping me alive and I want you to know that…… I love you so much."

"I'm sorry Ash, but there is someone else between us, and that guy is Gary." I must go Ash, Gary's waiting for me."

"NOOO!!" "MISTY COME BACK!!" "I LOVE YOU!!!"

"See you later Ashy-boy."

"Bye Ash thanks for everything."

"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

"MISTY!!!!!!" yelled Ash from his slumber waking Pikachu with a fright electrocuting him.

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH PIKACHU STOP!!!!!!!" yelled Ash

"Pikapi! Pikapikapikachu? (Ash! Are you all right? I'm sorry!)

"Ash!" "You ok?" asked Brock and Dawn in Unison.

"Yeah." "I think so," said Ash still shocked from the Pikachu's thunderbolt.

"Dreaming about Misty again huh?" asked Brock jokingly.

"What!" "NO!" "I JUST HAD A NIGHTMARE ABOUT…..LOSING TO PAUL IN THE SINNOH LEAGUE THAT'S ALL!" said Ash frantically while waving his hands everywhere.

"Sure sure, excuses excuses," joked Dawn while punching Ash's shoulder playfully.

"Shut up Dawn," retorted Ash. "Look, if it doesn't bother you guys, I'm gonna take a walk for some fresh air." "Wanna come Pikachu?"

"Pika. Pikachu." (Yeah. Right behind ya.)

"Wait, Ash-" started Dawn until Brock cut her off by placing his arm in front of her.

"Hmm, Ash," sighed Dawn in worry.

At the beach

(sigh) Misty. How I miss you so much. I don't know if I could continue my journey without you. "I wish you could come back to my arms so you can travel with me.

"Pikapipikachu?" (Ash what's wrong? You ok?)

"Guess I can't lie to you huh buddy?" said Ash jokingly. (sigh) Misty. I miss you. I love you.

Meanwhile in Canalave City

"Welcome to Canalave city miss Waterflower." "Your sister told me you were coming here to look for your crush to admit your true feelings," said a young lady giving her a flower necklace.

"Grrrrrrrrr," groaned Misty steaming and blushing red. "Stupid Daisy had to open her big pie hole." "Well I might as well start walking in order to find Ash." Oh Ash. Just wait till I find you my love.

Me: Finally this chapters done but, THAT'S IT!!! NOW YOU WOKEN UP MY FURY!!!

AAAAAAHHHHHH (takes Misty's Mallet Destructo 9000 and snaps it in half, shoots fire to melt cheese suit, and when Ash comes back, I'll kick him back to Pallet Town anime style)

Misty: (tears up) Look….at what….you've done…to my mallet.

Dawn: My cheese suit….ruined.

Me: (uh oh, I think I've gone too far.) This is nothing like me. Wait please Misty, Dawn. I'm so sorry, please forgive me. (gives Misty and Dawn a friendly hug)

Misty and Dawn: (snickers) (heh, got him in my own trap) Well I'll forgive you on one condition.

Me: What's that?

Misty and Dawn: (smack me up and away in the sky) IF YOU DON'T BREAK OUR STUFF AGAIN!!!!!!!

Ash: (in the sky flying to Pallet Town) Hey dude, what's up?

Me: (pouts in pain) shut it.

Misty: well if you like it, review!

Dawn: If you don't, SCREW YOU!!

Me: REVIEW!!! PIKACHUMASTER OUT!!! I WON'T UPDATE THIS STORY TILL I HAVE AT LEAST 10 REVIEWS!!