Disclaimer: I went to a party a while ago, so I'm extra happy.
Nothing new has happened to me. Bought a few books. Had to go to sister's college.
Nuttin new.
Supergirrl: You're pimpage.
LostBluePhantom: White iPods are better.
Evanesce: I need to go buy torches…some eggs. Matches.
SpringDaze: Not famous, not amazing. Funny I am!
Moriko Csove Doyle: Hmm. Hot oil might hurt.
PhantomoftheBasket: No phangirls. And hey, I could totally keep oaths like that! There's socks.
FemmeLoki: I don't think anyone's ever done that to him before.
Serey-Sass: You both are mental. But that's what's fun.
Angel of Music lover: Thanks. And Answer: Because she's a ditz.
Pawfoot: Obsession is normal for Erik.
Halt at X: CONGRATS ON WINNING!!!!!! And what is a question you've always wanted to know about PotO?
Nanotech: Oh no! Not the spoon!
Lluna: Poor ballet brats.
AceGray: I won't be cruel to you. Make fun of you, but not be cruel.
PUNX13: Except Holly's really old and really short. Think. Minerva.
Oh yeah guys. Halt at X won the 200th reviewer story!!!! Yay for her!!!!
Story time. Raoul bashing alert.
What cruel twist of fate brought Raoul to the Opera House?
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A soaking wet man pulled himself out of the bottom of a lake, dragged himself to shore, and managed to make it all the way to his couch. All while clutching a single sock for dear life.
This was a while ago. Night had fallen since then. Let's see the changes!
There was a blonde ballet girl wrapped in chains and was suspended upside-down over a lake. The Whirlpool of Death was activated again.
The older version of the ballet brat had been kicked out a while ago, and was still arguing with The Voice.
Meg was glaring at him.
"Your whirlpool sucks."
Instantly, a Candle-Man with the drums that's hidden away in the walls of the underground lair appeared, hitting his instrument.
Bu-dum-shhh.
Then he vanished again.
Then suddenly, there was a cat. Erik did not know how the cat got there, but there was one. It looked cute and fluffy, so he decided to pick it up.
He was lying on his couch, with a cat on his stomach.
Erik smiled, content with what he had created. Now he picked up the To-Do list he made last night and sighed, mentally checking things off.
1: Seduce Christine.
Check…
2: Bake cupcakes.
Check…
3: Buy the new Fergie CD.
Check. God, she's like, so hot.
4: Kill the fop.
Drat! I knew I forgot something…
Frustrated at the fact tying up Meg had kept him from doing away with the annoying hair-obsessed male, he threw his list down to the ground, crossing his arms and grumbling darkly. The cat hissed. Then he yelled at the girl.
"Curse you, Smaller Giry! You and Taller Giry with your abilities to unconsciously keep the fop alive with your Giryness!!!"
He grabbed the closest thing to him, a rolled up piece of clothing, and chucked it at the girl. It hit her in the face, and then fell into the whirlpool.
The whirlpool actually stopped sucking for a moment, then accepted the offering and vanished.
"You realize you just gave Christine's sock back to the whirlpool, right?" Meg asked innocently, still hanging over the water.
Erik's face went as white as, well, as his mask. He leapt off the couch and sprang towards the lake.
But, he never made it, because our cameras lost their attention span and went to go look at Raoul.
A random person held up a cardboard sign, reading "Many Months Before. Like, before Foppy Mc'Fopfopfopster owned the Opera House."
Then he/she scampered off, showing a man standing in front of a mirror, singing while he did his hair.
"Well she's not ba-leeding on the ballroom fa-looooor, just for the attention, 'cause that's just ridiculous…" he broke off, noticing the front page of a newspaper, near his vanity.
The front cover had it's title in big, bold letters.
BUY AN OPERA HOUSE! YOU MIGHT MEET YOUR LONG-LOST CHILDHOOD SWEET-HEART!!!
Below was a picture of the Opera House Popularie, complete with what seemed like a bajillion people to Raoul. But he saw, tucked away in the back with a the other girls in tutus, a girl that looked familiar to him. A woman whom he had adored as a child. A woman he had to see again.
"It's Meg!!" He clapped his hands together, grinning. He went and called the Opera House owners, preparing to become the patron.
What he didn't know is he would mistake Meg for Christine, then realize "Hey, she's kinda cute, plus I get to take her from the scary ghosty man!" so poor Meg would literally become obsolete, and not noticed for anything but a three-minute song at the beginning of the movie, and would be known as 'the girl who screams when the Phantom appears.'
But in the end, after Raoul would take Christine and Erik would vanish, at least Meg got something. She got a mask, and she got a cute cat.
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A/N: Eh. Short chapter. Had to go back to school.
I'll give a cookie to whoever can figure out what Raoul's singing.
And I'll give another cookie to whoever reviews :D.