Me: Hey everyone Me and Ash are back and- (Whack)
Misty: Where were you two?! You guys are late!
Me: OWOWOWOWOW!!! (grabs head in pain)
Ash: (coughs) Why….in the….stomach?!
Dawn: (ties me and Ash in cheese rope) WHY ARE YOU TWO LATE?!?!
Me: Hello? You guys hit me to Pallet Town and I punched Ash to Pallet Town.
Misty and Dawn: (dark light goes away and evil faces turn to dumb monkey faces) Oh.
Ash: You guys are so dumb! (eats his way out)
Me: Ladies. (says politely)
Misty and Dawn: Yes? (asks scared)
Me: Give me 200 laps around this track NOW!!!
Misty and Dawn: And if we don't?
Me: Hey Gary, and Paul. Ready for a pokeshipping and ikarishipping story?
Gary and Paul: Oh yeah!
Misty and Dawn: NOOOOOOO!!!!! (runs the 200 laps)
Ash: Ok Pikachumaster Rules doesn't own pokemon, but can boss the girls around.
Me: Got that right. HIGH FIVE! (high fives Ash)
Ash: On with the story!
"Well guys, her we are." "Eterna City," said Brock reading the pokemon guide book.
"Alright, lets get to the gym so I can win my second badge!" said Ash running to the Eterna gym full of energy, but inside we know what he really wants besides his badges.
"Ash wait up!" yelled Dawn running right behind him.
(chuckles) "Kids these days." "I remember when I was a kid," chuckled Brock. "Hey guys. Wait for me!"
Meanwhile in Oreburg City
"Hmmm?" "It says in the guidebook that this is Oreburg City," says Misty reading the guidebook. "Wow there's a lot of rocks over here." "Hmmm, maybe this guy's seen Ash around." "Excuse me, have you seen this young man around here?" asked Misty.
"Why this is Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town." "He just beat me in a battle a few days ago." "I was proud to give him the Coal badge," said Roark. "He is one tough trainer I'll give him that."
"Really!?" "Do you know where he's headed?" asked Misty in excitement.
"I believe he went north to Eterna City."
"Oh thank you so much sir!" said Misty in excitement. Misty started off in a dash towards her bike (yes Ash paid her back for her bike) and sped towards Eterna City.
"Ash Ketchum, soon you and I will be reunited and we will be the happiest couple ever."
Meanwhile in Eterna City
"What?!!" "The gym won't open till tomorrow?!" asked Ash in agony.
"Oh come on Ash, it's not the end of the world." "This would be a good time for you to train for your battle tomorrow," said Dawn.
"Fine, alright Pikachu, you ready for some training buddy?" asked Ash smiling
"Pikapikachu!" (You bet Ash!)
"Alright everyone come on out!" Out comes Monferno, Grotle, Gliscor, Buizel, and Staraptor. (yes I'm using the pokemon that Ash has right now in the new episodes so bear with me) "Alright guys lets get some training done so we can win the second badge."
"Pikapikachu!" (Yeah let's train!)
½ Hour Later
"Misty, you are always in my head, I miss you, I love you so much." "I just want you to be in my arms, I want to kiss you, I want to let you know how much I love you.
(Ash, watch out!) warned Pikachu, but it was too late, a thunderbolt attack and flamethrower struck Ash full power.
"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!" "Ow, that hurt," said Ash in pain.
"Ash, you ok?!" asked Dawn in worry. "Misty, is that you?" "With you, I'll always feel great," said Ash who's finally lost it.
"Oh, does widdle Ashy-boy miss her Misty?" Taunted Dawn making kissy faces while pinching Ash's cheeks.
"Hey guys, lunch is ready." "Come get it while it's hot," yelled Brock.
"Oh boy, lunch, come on gang!" yelled Ash to the pokemon while running over Dawn like a mad man.
"Ow, my head," complained Dawn, until she felt an earthquake just a few feet away and saw the pokemon running like Ash towards their food. "WAAAAAAAA!!!" screamed Dawn in fear until she got trampled again. "Ooooo, Brock you're gonna get it soon," said Dawn in a dark evil tone.
Meanwhile in the Eterna Forest
"AAAAAHHHHH BUGS!!!" "I CAN'T STAND BUGS!!!" screamed Misty in fear. She rode her bike deeper into the forest until she noticed she felt something on her head which was a wurmple rubbing its body on her head.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, GET OFF!!" "GET OFF!!" "GET OFF!!" screamed Misty." "I SAID, GET- OOF!" was all Misty could say until she smacked face first to a tree.
"Ouch!" "That hurt," complained Misty rubbing both her head and bottom. "Hey, Eterna City's just ahead. "7 more miles and I get to see Ash Ketchum again." Ash, soon you and I will be together again."
The Next Day
"Today we have a challenge between Ash Ketchum of Pallet Town and Gardenia of the Eterna gym. "This battle will consist of 3 pokemon and when all 3 pokemon on one side is unable to continue, the battle is over. "Only the challenger is permitted to change pokemon during battle.
"Alright Ash, ready for a great battle?" asked Gardenia all pumped up.
"You bet Gardenia." "That badge will soon be all mine," said Ash confidently. ("sighs, here we go again." A battle without Misty around.)
(Readers just letting you know that the battles are gonna be different from what they were on the show and that pokemon will be talking so they will be written in parenthesis)
"Alright, Cherubi, you're up first!" called Gardenia.
"Cherubicherri!" (Ready to fight!)
"Alright, Staraptor, I choose you!" yelled Ash.
"Starrrraptor!!" (Ready to battle!)
"Alright then, let the battle begin!" yelled the referee.
"Alright, Staraptor, use aerial ace!" commanded Ash.
(Let's do this!) yelled Staraptor
"Cherubi, dodge, then use magical leaf!" commanded Gardenia.
(Ha, you're too slow Staraptor, now take THIS!) Staraptor flew around trying to avoid the magical leaves, but was too slow and took it.
(Not too bad Cherubi, but you haven't seen anything)
"Staraptor, use aerial ace again!" yelled Ash.
"Cherubi, dodge then use magical leaf again!" yelled Gardenia.
(Once again you're too slow Staraptor, now take this!)
"Don't give up Staraptor, now use quick attack and aerial ace!" commanded Ash.
(So I'm slow huh Cherubi? Well try THIS!!) Staraptor flew very fast and struck Cherubi.
(Cherubi, look behind ya!) snickered Staraptor. Cherubi turned around and got struck by her own magical leaves.
(Sorry Gardenia, but I can't continue.) Cherubi fell down with a thud.
"Cherubi is unable to battle!" " The winner is Staraptor!" yelled the referee.
"Alright Staraptor you did it!" said Ash in happiness.
("Thanks Ash.")
"Cherubi, return," said Gardenia recalling Cherubi. "You were great, take a nice long rest." "Well Ash, that was impressive, I see that you really care for your pokemon and train hard with them, but get ready cause that's just the beginning," warned Gardenia.
"Go, Turtwig, you're next!"
(I'll win for you Gardenia)
"Alright, Staraptor, use aerial ace!" commanded Ash. (Let's have some fun!)
"Turtwig, you know what to do," said Gardenia confidently. (You got it Gardenia)
Turtwig easily avoided the aerial ace and rammed Staraptor to a tree.
"Turtwig, use Double edge repeatedly!" commanded Gardenia. (You're going down Staraptor!) Turtwig rammed Staraptor hard deeper into the trunks of the tree repeatedly until Turtwig saw Staraptor fall on the ground with no more energy left inside him.
"Staraptor is unable to battle, the winner is Turtwig. "All right Turtwig, you did it," cheered Gardenia. "Staraptor, return," said Ash recalling Staraptor. "Thanks Staraptor, you were great. "Alright, so that Turtwig of hers is fast, so I'll send one of my speed type pokemon.
"Gliscor, I choose you!" called Ash sending out Gliscor. (Ready when you are Ash) said Gliscor confidently. "Alright Gliscor, use sand attack!" commanded Ash. (jeje I'm gonna have fun with this) snickered Gliscor throwing sand everywhere.
(Ha, you're even slower than Staraptor!) laughed Turtwig. (Wasn't aiming for ya!) snickered Gliscor. Turtwig saw that he was sinking in all the sand that was around him and couldn't escape.
"Now, Gliscor, use guillotine!" yelled Ash.
(If you guys don't know what guillotine is, it's a one hit-KO)
(Now, TAKE THIS!!) yelled Gliscor to Turtwig who took the attack head on and landed in Gardenia's arms.
"Turtwig is unable to battle!" "The winner is Gliscor!" yelled the referee. "Alright Gliscor, you did it!" said Ash in happiness. (No prob Ash. That was too easy, no sweat. (jeje, I made gliscor like me cause I luv that quote.))
"Turtwig, return," said Gardenia calling Turtwig back. "Way to go Ash, you really know how to come up with your own strategies, but can you beat my last pokemon?" asked Gardenia in a sneaky grinning way.
"Go, Roserade, you're next!" yelled Gardenia sending her last pokemon out. (Let's see how the opponent tries to go against me) said the cocky female pokemon known to be Roserade.
"Alright then, Gliscor use sand attack!" commanded Ash. (One more win for me and this will be great!) said Gliscor.
"Roserade, use attract!" yelled Gardenia. (Hey handsome, why would you dare to hurt a beautiful little girl like me?) asked Roserade seductively.
(I…I…I wasn't. I would never hurt you beautiful.)
"Hey Gliscor, why aren't you attacking?" asked Ash confused. "Ash, Gliscor has fallen in love with Roserade, so it's less likely to attack her," explained Dawn. "Not on my watch," said Ash. "Come on Gliscor, snap out of it." "Use x-scissor!"
(Would you really hurt me handsome?) asked Roserade in a cute way. (No…I would never hurt you.) replied Gliscor.
"Alright Roserade, use rain dance, then hidden power!" yelled Gardenia. (No prob.) Little by little clouds gathered around until it started pouring. (AAAAHHHHHHH WATER!!!) yelled Gliscor. (Sorry suga, you wouldn't hurt me, but I would definitely hurt you!) Roserade used hidden power and out came a ball of water and struck Gliscor hard on the chest and fell with a thud.
"Gliscor is unable to battle, the winner is Roserade!" yelled the referee. "Yeah, you were great Roserade!" yelled Gardenia. (Thanks Gardenia. Nice battle Gliscor, you at least deserve this for your hard effort in this battle.) Roserade gave Gliscor a kiss on the cheek. (Uh…thanks) said Gliscor weakly.
"Gliscor, return," yelled Ash calling Gliscor back. Thanks Gliscor, you were great. "Well, Pikachu won't do good against a grass type, Buizel is a water type so that's no good." Grotle is grass and Roserade is also a poison type so that leaves Monferno, but I got to be careful with the hidden power."
"Monferno, I choose you!" said Ash calling out Monferno. (Ready to help you Ash!) said Monferno ready for a battle.
"Alright Monferno lets get ready!" "Use sunny day!" commanded Ash. (Lets have some light out here!) Monferno shot some fireballs in the air and then the sun shone brightly above their heads. "Now use flamethrower!" yelled Ash. (Time to heat things up a bit!) Monferno shot a burning ball of flame towards Roserade ready to strike back.
"Roserade, use pshychic on the flamethrower and send it back!" commanded Gardenia. (I'm gonna have fun with this.) The flamethrower suddenly halted, then returned to Monferno striking him hard with both fire and telekinesis confusing him due to pshychic.
"Roserade, use rain dance, then hidden power!" commanded Gardenia. (As you wish master. Let it rain!) Once again, it started pouring and a ball of water formed in Roserades hands and threw it at Monferno who took it head on. (Grrrrrr, I don't know if I could continue.)
"I can't believe it," said Dawn. "Ash is going to lose." "I think this is it for me," said Ash giving up all of a sudden. All of a sudden, out of no where, a mallet came and smacked Ash straight on the face.
"OOOOWWWWW!!!" "THAT HURT!!!"
"You can't give up Ash, you can't, and you won't or I'll beat you with my trusty mallet.
"Wha?" "(gasp) Misty?!" asked Ash completely shocked. "Misty?!" said Brock also shocked. "Misty?" asked Dawn confused.
Me: Misty? (sorry couldn't resist) Well finally I finished this chapter.
Ash: Yup. Hey are the girls still running?
Me: They should be done by now in 3...2...1...now.
Misty: (gasping for air) I'm…so…tired.
Dawn: Me…too.
Me: Well I guess you learned your lesson by now so Ash and Kenny, give them some love.
Ash: Come here beautiful. (kisses Misty on cheek.)
Kenny: You too gorgeous. (kisses Dawn on cheek)
Misty Alright if you liked it,
Dawn: REVIEW!!
Ash: If you don't
Kenny: SCREW YOU!!
Me: I'll update when I get 7 reviews on this chappie. For now, Pikachumaster out.