Me: Hey guys, I'm back and better than ever since winter break just started and now I have some free time so I might update at least 2 times. Uhhh, where's Ash and Misty?
Dawn: Looking at your baby pictures in your room.
Me: WHAAAAAAT???!!!!! (run to my door so fast I break through and catch them seeing my pictures laughing)
Ash: Ha, he looks so funny in this one huh Misty?
Misty: Yeah he…uhh, Ash? (Misty sees me with a death glare)
Ash: He looks so dumb jajaja! (Misty turns Ash's head around to look at me) Duh duh duh duh….
Me: (Kicks Ash very hard anime style sending him high into the air) Misty?! (asking menacingly)
Misty: Yes? (scared)
Me: I'll let you off easily since you think I'm a gentleman, but give me another 200 laps around this track now unless you want this to be an egoshipping and ikarishipping story!!
Dawn: Why am I getting punished?
Me: Because I feel like it! Give me 200 laps as well now!!
Kenny: Eeesh! Someone's a grouch.
Me: (Kicks Kenny anime style into the air to Twinleaf town) YOU BE QUIET!!!!! MAY AND DREW DO THE DISCLAIMER NOW!!!!
May and Drew: (saying it all scared) Pikachumaster doesn't own Pokemon or the songs he adds onto this story.
Me: Thanks you two. As a reward, take the day off.
May and Drew: YAY!! On with the story.
"ASH KETCHUM YOU'RE DEAD!!!" yelled Misty swinging her mallet around missing Ash's head by a hair. "MISTY COME ON, IT WAS ONLY A FRIENDLY HUG!!!" "WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET ABOUT THAT?!?!" yelled Ash in fear. "YOU WOULDN'T BE JEALOUS WOULD YOU?!?!
All of a sudden Misty stopped and blushed like mad. "What?" "Me jealous?!" "No way, never, like as if, in your dreams, you wish!" said Misty blushing so red that she was a tomato. "I know I came here to tell Ash I love him, but I'm too scared for rejection.
"Then why do you get mad when you see me with another girl around?" asked Ash confused. "Well…I uh…," was all Misty could say before a net shot down capturing Monferno, Staraptor, and Gliscor while being pulled up high into the air into a hot air balloon where a man, a woman, and talking cat laugh hysterically.
(If you guys wonder how the pokemon are out when Ash recalled them, remember that when Ash always wins the badge, he goes he has this badge, and pikachu goes pipikachu with the pokemon who helped battle.)
"Gliscor!" "Monferno!" "Staraptor!" yelled Ash. "Hey what's going on?"
"Listen, is that the voice of a twerp I hear?"
"The twerp is speaking to me loud and clear!"
"On the wind!"
"Past the stars!"
"In your ears!"
"Bringing chaos at a breakneck pace!"
"Dashing hope and bringing fear to its place!"
"A rose by any other names just as sweet!"
"When everything's worse our work is complete!"
"Jessie!"
"James!"
"Meowth, now dat's a name!"
"Putting the dogooders in their place!"
"We're Team Rocket, and we're in your face!"
"Wabuffet!!"
(god they're so annoying that I just wanna punch them all, Jessy most of all. It was hard writing this since they're annoying)
"Team Rocket!" yelled Ash.
"That's right, and we have some pokemon that'll definitely please the boss!" laughed Jessie.
"Don't you dumb losers ever give up?!" yelled Misty annoyed. "Hey Jessie, isn't that the twerpette from Kanto?" asked James.
"Hey James, you're right." "Hey twerpette, did you come back here for your boyfriend?" asked Jessie while snickering. This definitely made both Ash and Misty blush scarlet out of embarrassment and anger.
"Hahaha, dat's so cute!" "Da twerpette came all da way to see her love!" laughed Meowth. This really got Ash angry.
"You guys shut up!" "Why would I like an ugly tomboy like her?" asked Ash menacingly.
"What was that Ash!" asked Misty completely ticked. "Nothing," said Ash innocently.
"You guys make such a cute couple," said James laughing so hard he was crying.
"I…said…SHUTUP!!!!" yelled Ash that he jumped onto a tree bouncing off punching the balloon so hard it exploded sending Team Rocket to the ground while landing easily on his two feet. Ash's pokemon get out of the net and run over to Ash happily.
"Wow Ash, where'd you learn that?" asked Misty impressed. "I took martial arts while you were gone," responded Ash all trying to be impressive.
"How dare you attack us you twerp!" yelled Jessie angrily. "Come on, bring it on old hag!" laughed Ash "I don't see why James is in love with you." This definitely set an explosion in Jessie's head.
"SHUTUP!!!" "YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR INSULTING ME!!!" yelled Jessie.
"Go Yanmega!!!" "James, either you help or I'll get you too!!" yelled Jessie. "Oh…uh yeah," said James. "Go Cacnea!"
(this happened before James gave his Cacnea to Gardenia)
"Lets have some fun." "This is my battle!" laughed Ash. "Go Buizel and Pikachu!!"
I don't care what you're thinking as you turn to me
Cause what I have in my two hands is enough to set me free (set me free)
I could fight the feeling to resist it over time
But when it's just too much to take you sneak up from behind
Is it me, you say, you're looking for?
Let me show you who I am and what I'm here for… (here for)
HEY!!!!
"Yanmega, use silver wind!" commanded Jessie. "Cacnea, use needle arm!" commanded James.
"Buizel, dodge then use ice fang!" "Pikachu, dodge, then use thunderbolt!" yelled Ash with confidence. Buizel easily dodged the silver wind and stuck its teeth into Yanmega freezing it completely, while pikachu only took a step to the right easily dodging the needle arm attack while striking Cacnea with the thunderbolt attack. Both of the pokemon fainted and landed next to Jessie and James.
Try to reach inside of me,
Try to drain my energy
Let me show you just what I'm made of!
Simple curiosity;
Try to take a bite of me!
Let me show you just what I'm made of NOOOOW!!!!!
"Grrrr, go Seviper!!" yelled Jessie. "Go Carnivine!" yelled James only ending up being gobbled by Carnivine. "Not me you stupid plant, them!"
Like a million faces,
I've recognized them all
And one by one they've all become a number as they fall (as they fall)
In the face of reason
Well, I can't take no more
One by one they've all become a black mark on the floor
Is it me, you say, you're looking for?
Let me show you who I am and what I have in store… (in store)
HEY! HEY! YEEAAAH!!!
"Seviper, use poison tail!" yelled Jessie full of anger. "Carnivine, use vine whip!" yelled James.
"Oh please, Buizel, dodge then use ice fang, and Pikachu, cancel that poison tail with iron tail!" commanded Ash. Buizel jumped onto the vine whip and sunk its teeth into Carnivine freezing it completely while Pikachu easily canceled out the poison tail attack smacking Seviper on the face falling on top of Jessie.
Try to reach inside of me,
Try to drain my energy
Let me show you just what I'm made of!
Simple curiosity;
Try to take a bite of me!
Let me show you just what I'm made of NOOOOW!
You can take another life long try
You can take another try!!!!!! Hey!
"Ok Pikachu, let's finish this!" "Use bolt tackle!!" yelled Ash.
!!!!!! (You guys are gonna pay! TAKE THIS!!) Team Rocket was engulfed of the explosion sending them high into the air getting smaller until a tiny shine appeared.
"Too easy, no sweat," said the cocky Ash Ketchum. "Wow Ash, you definitely gotten stronger ever since I left," said Misty amazed.
"Yup," was all Ash said. "Now…what was that about me being an uncute tomboy?!" asked Misty threateningly. "Uh oh," was all Ash could say before he was smacked by the deadly mallet high into the air flying away anime style. "Well, better go find him," sighed Misty.
"Wow, are they both really that dumb Brock?" asked Dawn. "Yup, everyone can see that they both really like each other, except those two," said Brock. "At least Misty smacked Ash in the right direction to the next gym which is Veilstone City." "Well let's go!" said Dawn.
Me: Well I'm done. Hmm, Misty and Dawn should be done by now, where are they? (turns around to see them watching me as a baby in a video)
Misty: ja this is great!
Dawn: Yeah he's so funny when he was little.
Me: (smacks Dawn and Misty high into the air anime style) You jerks!! How dare you look at my videos of when I was little.
May: oook, well if you liked it review!
Drew: If you didn't, then flame him!
Me: (punches Drew back to Hoenn) SCREW YOU DREW!!!! Review everyone, for now, Pikachumaster out