A/N: I'm baaaaaack! So, nothing much to say, except that here's the next chapter of Beast Boy's Boredom: A Titan Musical! Don't worry, the musical part will be coming in the next chapter.

Oh, wait - before the random disclaimer of doom is put up, sincerest thanks to GG and Concolor44 for reviewing! :D

DISCLAIMER: *breaks out in song - sing along to the Titans' theme song* What do I not own so you can't sue me? TEEN TITANS! What belongs to DC and WB? TEEN TITANS!
Well, the tune belongs to DC and WB too.

"RISE AND SHINE, EVERYONE!"

The sun had finally risen, and the day was crisp and bright. The birds were chirping, and the children were playing.

That was what was happening in Jump City.

In the Titans Tower, there were four unconscious superheroes and Beast Boy, who was still screaming through a megaphone he got from who-knows-where.

"WAKEY-WAKEY, TOFU EGGS AND GRAVY!"

Robin was the first to awake, but he did not budge. He refused to get out of bed, not after he'd been having such nice dreams...

The incessant shouting stopped. Good, the Boy Wonder thought to himself, his head sinking back into the pillow. Somehow, he must have jinxed it, as the changeling started rapping on everyone's doors. The onslaught of weird morning greetings continued.

"GOOD MORNING, JUMP CITY! A BEAUTIFUL DAY INDEED! THIS IS YOUR FRIENDLY GREEN HERO, COMING AT YOU WITH THE NEWS," Beast Boy bellowed, attempting to sound like a sports announcer. He didn't, by the way. "IN TITANS TOWER, NO ONE SEEMS TO BE STIRRING. IT'S UP TO BEAST MAN T-"

He never got to finish that last part, as he found himself enveloped in a black mass of energy.

CRASH! He went sailing through the window, shards of glass following in his wake.

Through his panic and screaming, he saw Raven glaring at him from the now-shattered window. "And if you're going to wake the whole world up," the empath snarled, "try to be a little more factual, Bean Brain." She simply turned away after that, muttering something about 'Beast Man' being a stupid name.

Fishermen claim they saw a green object crash into the sea with a violent splash at 9:38 that morning.

Said green object crawled back to the tower a few minutes later, and had only one thing to say for himself, as he held up a drenched megaphone. "Aw, man! Look what you did, Rae - you ruined my megaphone!"

Starfire was painstakingly trying the remove the other bits of glass from the earlier window, when another particle was sent crashing through the window to the right.

"And next time," Raven growled, floating over to glance at Beast Boy once more, "get your priorities straight!" Pause. "Also, don't ever call me Rae. Ever."

The alien sighed as she poked her head out the opening. Twice, in less than half an hour. Surely, that must be a feat of some sort, she mused. A hysterical Cyborg looked for Beast Boy near the sea, still wiping tears of mirth away. Minutes later, the changeling washed up on shore. It took him another three minutes to regain consciousness.

"Get your ass up here, BB!" Cyborg called out, laughing in between words. "It's breakfast time!"

Robin simply shook his head in disappointment as he turned the page of his newspaper. "Why he doesn't just turn into a bird and save himself is beyond me."

A/N: So, Beast Boy didn't really get the chance to tell everyone about his fantastic idea. Wait 'til the next chapter - more musical goodness there! (SPOILER ALERT!)

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