The Legend of Zelda: Link Goes Shopping
As I'm sure you know by now, I do not own anything of significance having to do with this story, other than the story itself.
Link hit the wall with such force that he was actually knocked out for a couple of seconds.
"Owowowowowowow!" Link winced. "That really hurt!"
"I tried to warn you." Said Saria.
"How anyone could be stupid enough to actually run into a poster is beyond me." said a mysterious someone. Link and Saria turned to see who was mocking Link, and there was none other than Princess Zelda. "I mean no offense, but sheesh!" she said.
Wow, she's kinda cute... Saria thought.
"That still doesn't give you the right to make fun of him you know. " said Saria.
"I know, I know. I really didn't mean anything by it. I just wanted to point out...Hey, where are you going!?" Link had pulled Saria to a stand where a Goron was selling bombs and bomb bags.
"Hey, little ones!" Said the kind looking Goron.
"Can I buy some bombs please!?" Link said to both Saria and the Goron at the same time.
"Sorry little one, bombs are for grown-ups only." the Goron said.
"I...finally...caught...up...to you...Now LISTEN TO ME!!" Princess Zelda said.
"Ohmygoshlookatthat!" Link said as he pulled Saria to a booth where a Zora was selling some fish and cool looking shells.
"Well hello children!" Said the Zora. "Would you like some fresh fi..."
"You are sooooooooo cool Mr. Fishy-guy!" Link said in awe.
"Why thank you little bo..."
"Do you live in the ocean?" Link interrupted as Zelda arrived.
"Well yes, yes I do little boy." the Zora said.
"ComeonSarialookoverthere!" Link said as he literally dragged her to a booth with a man selling a bow, a quiver, and some arrows. "Hey Mr. Guy!" Link said. "Can I buy some arrows?"
"Hohoho, I think this will better suit you, young one." the man said as he pulled out a slingshot from behind the booth.
"Ohmygoodnessthat'ssocoolhowmuchisit!?" Link asked without stopping once.
"Well...usually it would go for...forty rupees." the man said
"Awwwwwww!" Link whined.
"But for an eccentric kid like you who would obviously take good care of it...thirty rupees!"
"Yay! Saria, can I get it?" Link asked hopefully.
"No, it's too dangerous. You'll stub your toe on one of the pellets." Said Saria, sounding a lot like a parent.
"Ohpleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplea..."
"All right already! You can have the stupid slingshot!" Said a more-than-slightly miffed Saria
"Yaaaaay!" said Link. But as he checked his pocket, he realized he was broke. "...Oops, I forgot that I don't have any money!"
"I...can...lend...you...some money" said a now thoroughly exhausted Zelda.
"Thank you, lady!" said Link as Zelda handed him the thirty rupees.
"For your information," Zelda said "My name is Zelda."
"Ooh, you mean that princess lady?" said Link and Saria together.
"Yes." she replied indignantly. Link paid the man and he handed Link the slingshot.
"Yay! How's it work?" Link asked.
"You just pull the rubber band back with a pellet, and let go." said the man.
"Like this?" Link said, as he did what the man said, except in reverse, shooting himself in the eye. "Owowowowowowowowow!" Link exclaimed, rubbing his eye.
"Not too bright, is he?" the man whispered to Saria as Link, finally figuring the slingshot out, ran around shooting pellets at random people, who looked around to see who was hitting them with things.
"No, he isn't." Saria sighed. "He's lucky he's got his looks or I wouldn't be caught dead with him." While Saria and the man were talking, and Zelda was admiring herself in a mirror, Link wandered off into an alley.