Third chappy is here guys. It's not amazing as I'm really struggling to beef it out and i know they aint very long but i really am trying. Please R&R and I own nought but the plot. LaugheyCamel.x

You mean more to me than my Camel

Sunday 14th February
6am

Honestly had the worst night's sleep ever last night. If it wasn't Libby's cold botty, it was Angus walking all over me and then there was Dave. He was all I could think about. What he said. I could really do with Jazzy Spazzy today but she will be with Hunky and I'm eschewing her with a firm hand anyway… but I could really do with some midget gems or just someone to take my mind of it.

Why does it have to be St Valentine's Day? It's the most awful day of the year. Well if you're single it is. It's like having Easter with no chocolate eggs, a complete disappointment.

You'd think I'd be used to being single on Valentine's Day but I'm not, I'm really not. The Ace's and Barmy Army have each other and I have nobody. God, I feel vair down again. But it's true; Jools has Rollo, Rosie and Sven, there's Po and Hunky, Mabs has Ed and even Ellen is with Dec even though she may not know it or something.

1 hour later

I've just realised that I'm up incredibly early for Sunday. I think I'll go for a shower and find myself some breakfast before anyone surfaces.

Half past 8

Well I'm all showered and sort of fed, well if you call toast with the mouldy bits cut off food, and there is still no movement in any of the rooms. I don't even know where Angus, probably out rounding up the prat poodles. But strangely enough there's no noise, none at all. Something's wrong.

I'll tell you what's wrong. No one is in the house. Where is everyone?

10 minutes later
checking the phone

There is a very strange message from one of mutti's friends that I wish I didn't listen to and another from vati's ridiculous football 'lads' which was equally as weird. There was also one from the fringy one ie Jas. She phoned to apologise. Wow wasn't expecting that but how come I missed the call? Oh that's right that blinking moody walk yesterday. That park has a lot of things to answer to. Finally, back to the answering machine. Aah there's a message from dearest mutti. Her and vati are at some ridiculous hotel for Valentine's Day and Libby was dropped off at grandvati's… at half 5 this morning? That doesn't even make sense. Who in their right minds leaves at half 5 in the morning? Oooh I can tell you. Yucky smoochy romantical couples – Yuck!

Another long 10 minutes later

Standing looking in the mirror whilst I brush my teeth, just minding my own business cause I have nothing better to do when I get the shock of my life. Someone knocked at the door. Not just a normal everyday knock but I vair loud thump thump knock. I got such a shock that I almost swallowed my toothbrush. I opened the door to find a courier standing with the most elegant bunch of flowers ever. They were simply gorgy; 12 red and white roses tied together with a stunning red ribbon. Oh there was card. It read, you mean more to me than my camel.