"Wait. There are people missing? I'll find them!!!" Shouted Tom.

"No, you're not superman! I'll find them." Declared Superman.

"No, me!!!"

"No, me!!!"

"Me!"

"Me!"

"ME!!!!!!!!"

"ME!!!!!!!!"

Meanwhile, up n the sky…..

"Rofine!!" Shouted Starsa, still freaking out.

"Me!" shouted Tom.

"Yeah?" Asked Rofine.

"Help me choose! I already love them both! HELP ME CHOOSE!!!!" Starsa screamed.

"Me!" yelled Superman.

"Okay. Go with the younger one, he will grow up to be the older one, that way you end up getting both. Plus, you can watch him so he won't grow up to fall in love with Lois." Stated Rofine, all matter-of-factly.

"You're a genius!!!!!"

"I know."

"Me!" shouted Tom.

Harry, getting annoyed by all the 'Me!' shouting said "Why don't you both go find them together and leave me alone!"

Upset that Harry was so rude to the loves of her life, Starsa flew by and tied his shoe laces together so quickly that Harry didn't even notice.

Then the Supermen came back carrying Aston Kutcher with them.

"I found him" declared Superman

"No, I found him!" said Tom.

"Uhmmmm, that's not my brother." Said Ginny

"Give me!!!!!!" Shouted Rofine, flying towards Ashton.

"You're Rofine! The superhero!" said Ashton.

"And now you're Rofine the superhero's boyfriend!" Rofine announced.

"Cool, more publicity!"

"I'll forgive you for that comment because your hott."

"Hey Tom, are you going to ask me out or what?" Starsa wondered.

"Will you go out with me Starsa?"

"Love to, but first you have to officially change your name to Clark Kent."

"My name is Clark Kent, I just tell people that I'm Tom Welling, it's a double-alter ego."

"Cool, maybe I should get a double-alter ego too."

"No," interrupted Elky, "that's WAY too confusing."

"Yeah, you're right."

After being annoyed be all the shouting and confusion for some time, Dumbledore finally speaks up, "Everybody shut up! We need to find those horcruxes!"

"You know," Says Luna, thinking about random stuff, "Voldemort is probably way more dangerous than Lex Luther."

"Really?" asks Superman, "I'm leaving then." And he does.

"I'll never leave you Starsa." Tom says.

"I'll never leave you Elky." Rupert says.

"I'll never leave you Rofine." Ashton says.

"I'll never leave you Luna." Neville says

"Why'd you leave me Sirius?" Tonks asks.

"I'm leaving you Harry, I like Daniel better" Ginny says.

"I hate you Daniel" muttered Harry.

"Don't blame me; blame yourself for being a non-hott, non-sexy, weird emo." Daniel states.

As if in slow motion, Harry raises his wand, ready to use it against Daniel, when Yam swoops by and steals it.

"Don't hurt Daniel! I like taking pictures of him! He's better-looking than you'll ever be!!!" Shouts Yam

"That's it!!!! On to the next chapter so we can find those horcruxes!" Shouts Dumbledore.