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Alrighty then so I am here to finally update this story! After all a god like myself should show her reviewers how awesome she is. ^•^/. #Random Guy again# Your Lame just get to the story idiot! TT^TT

An Unlikely Team

"Dog breath!" Bankotsu yelled.

"Shemale!" Sesshomaru yelled back at him.

"Don't you have shiny stuff to find and bury mutt!"

"Two things first I am not a mutt I am pure saluki well at least that's what my dads says and secondly I already buried my shiny stuff!"

Kagome ignored the two arguing idiots and stared at the sky sadly. 'momma I wonder if you had noticed I am no longer there.'

In Kagome's Era

"Where is Kagome?" Kagome's Grandpa asked reading cosmo. Kagome's mom stopped watching 'Real Housewives of Osaka' to go look outside. Kagome's mom dropped the bowl of popcorn she had been holding.

"Kagome is gone!" She panicked and began to cry.

"Calm down Rei." Grandpa said trying to calm his daughter.

"My baby is missing! How do you expect me to calm down? What am I going to do!" She yelled. Then something hit her.

"Ow!" She rubbed her head and starred at what hit her. It was her special pen!

"Oh right I forgot. Mars Star power Maaaaaaaaaaaake Up!" She yelled and nothing happen. Granpa put down the cosmo and starred at his daughter.

"Your not Sailor mars. It's only coincidence that your name is Rei, you live near a shrine, like fire, have a best friend who eats a lot and is named Usagi, your last name was Hino before you got married, you are good at archery, was born April 17, your blood type is AB, you have two crows, Phobos and Deimos, and was going to name Kagome Rei junior. All of this is just a coincidence."He said and went back to his cosmo doing the 'what's your perfect jean type' quiz.

"I hate you dad whaaa!" She ran into her room/shrine to sailor mars.

Back with Kagome

Kagome new her mom was probably crying her eyes out missing her. She turned her attention to the two arguing buffoons and sighed wishing they would get along. Then she looked at Bankotsu and Sesshomaru arguing. 'Those idiots. What are they arguing about anyway?'

"Anything you can do I can do better. I can do anything better than you!" Sesshomaru pointed at him.

"No you can't!"

"Yes I can!"

"Would you guys shut up! I have been here since like 10:00 and now the sun is setting! Can I please have some answers?" Kagome cried and sat with her back faced to them. Bankotsu crossed his arms and turned away from her feeling guilty. Sesshomaru being the gentleman he is, sat next to her and smiled.

"I am sorry for making you upset. Will you forgive me?" Sesshomaru begged using his famous puppy eye's.

"It's ok but can you explain to me what's going on here?" Kagome asked.

Bankotsu spoke went to sit on the other side of Kagome to explain what's going on.

"Okay this miko chick made this girly jewel thing that everyone wants because it can grant you a wish and make you stronger. The jewel shattered because some chick by the name Agome broke it because she didn't't get the part in the play called Nekoyasha or whatever." He said cleaning his sword.

"Oh...but why was I called to look for the Jewel shards. I mean who ever picked me has to be really stupid considering the fact that I am a teen year old girl who has a very short attention spand and is eaisly amused." She stayed playing with a twig facinated by it's browness.

"Well I have to go home now." Sesshomaru got up a dusted off the dirt on his clothes. "Mother is setting up a plan to get rid of all mary-sues that try to marry me." He walked away dramaticly. The wind was blowing threw his hair and it seemed as though he wasn't moving. So he got off the tredmil and turned off the fan and ran home.

"Bankotsu when os the plot for this story going to begin?" Kagome said putting her head on Bankotsu's shoulder.

"I don't know. I'm not even sure this storry is going to have a plot." He sighed.

With Totasi

"And that's why you where chosen kagome." He said smiling at the little girl.

"Umm Sir I was trying to tell you I am not this Kagome you speak of. My name is Kikyo." She said glaring her green eyes at him.

Duh Duh duuuun! Sorry for making you wait all this time for this gunk of crap!

Huh Kikyo? Wasn't expecting that huh? Well niether was I? I made this storry after eating a doughnut and a monster so yeah sorry if it sucked.

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