I'm back. Here's the final chapter of You're So Freakin' Dead. I hope you enjoy.

I don't own Drrr.

On with the story.

Shizuo was walking through Ikebukuro the same as he had done everyday for the last two years since Shikyo left. He had heard from Shinra that Shikyo had come back to have him deliver the baby rather than going to a public hospital, but had asked Shinra not to tell him she was in town.

He was heading home when he picked up on a familiar feeling. Call him crazy but he was always able to sense when a certain someone was in town, is flea of an enemy. He followed the feeling, a tiny ounce of hope coming into his mind.

Where the flea is Shikyo's usually nearby.

Shikyo walked through the familiar streets of Ikebukuro, a small boy clinging to her hip. "Do you have to do that Seikatsu?"

The boy looked up with big eyes…and nodded. She sighed. "You're just like your father I swear."

"Hey I'm not that bad."

"Izaya, you are so clinging I don't know how I manage to sleep at night."

"It's not that bad."

"Really? Then here, you take him." Shikyo said pealing Seikatsu off of her hip and letting him latch onto Izaya.

"Okay, okay, you win." He said trying to get Seikatsu to let go of his neck.

"Izaya!" Shikyo heard a familiar voice say.

"Shizuo if you throw something I'll kill you myself!" Shikyo said turning around. Shizuo froze and put the vending machine he was holding down.

It was then that he noticed the boy hanging around Izaya's neck. "Oh, um, sorry about that." He said.

"Yeah, look before you throw." She said taking Seikatsu back from Izaya. Shizuo came up and looked at Seikatsu.

"Well," He said. "He's defiantly your kid."

"He has Izaya's personality." Shikyo muttered.

"Yeah, because we all need another Izaya around." Shizuo said glaring at Izaya who glared back.

Shikyo rolled her eyes. "You guys are unbelievable. Two years apart and you still hate each other."

"Damn right,"

"Hey Shizuo watch the language." Shikyo said covering Seikatsu's ears. "If you two want to fight so badly go ahead but I'm taking Seikatsu and heading to Shinra's. I'll see you there."

Shikyo heard something heavy fly through the air as she walked away and sighed. 'Some things will never change.' She thought to herself.

Shikyo arrived at Shinra's and knocked. A very large Celty opened the door. "Celty you're…you…is that…?"

'I didn't think it was possible either but yes, I'm pregnant.' She typed on her PDA.

"Shikyo," Shinra made an appearance. "Come in. Where's Izaya? Oh! Can I hold Seikatsu?"

"Shinra calm down. We ran into Shizuo so I shouldn't have to explain that, and yes, here." She said handing him Seikatsu.

"Well hi there. I haven't seen you since you were a new born."

Seikatsu stared at him for a second before saying, "You're weird." Shikyo sweat dropped, Celty looked like she was laughing, and Shinra looked depressed.

"Well," He said. "He's defiantly Izaya's kid."

"Tell me about it, speaking of kids, congratulations Shinra."

"Oh, thanks." He said.

"Oh, and…Shinra," Shikyo started. She said two words that had Shinra feeling déjà vu. "Blood test."

"Are you serious?" He asked.

She nodded. Shinra gave Seikatsu to Celty and went to get his medical kit. When he came back he took the test. A few minutes later he came back out.

"I'm feeling serious déjà vu here." He said. "It's positive."

Shikyo sighed. "I figured."

"So you two still…"

"Ah hell Shinra I have to relive stress somehow." Shinra turned red. "Um, sorry, I should've kept that to myself." She said sheepishly.

"Don't worry about it." He said.

"Now get rid of those results before Izaya gets here."

"Um, okay." He said leaving the room again.

'Are you going to tell him?' Celty asked.

"Yeah, just not right now." She said.

Just then there was a knock on the door. Celty gave Seikatsu back to Shikyo and went to open it. "Whoa Celty is that you?" Izaya's voice could be heard. Celty must have typed something back because his next sentence was "Hey, that's not nice." While Shizuo was heard laughing. Shikyo rolled her eyes.

"Hello Shi-chan."

"Please tell me you didn't destroy the city."

"Hmm, I can't do that…"

"Izaya!"

"Just kidding."

Shikyo had the random urge to bang her head on a wall. "Why did I fall for an idiot?"

Izaya pouted. "Why are you all so mean."

"I don't know but take your son. He already insulted Shinra so I don't want to hold him right now."

"What'd he do?" Shizuo asked coming into the room.

"He called him weird."

"Aw, I'm sure he didn't mean it." Izaya said taking him.

"Yes I did."

"…" Izaya was quiet before he started laughing. "Okay, you win. He defiantly has my personality."

"Told you…"

The rest of the night was basically everyone catching up on what had been going on. When they left Shikyo, Izaya, and Shizuo stood out by the street.

"Well, Izaya and I going to stay in Shinjuku like before, but we're back for the most part."

"I'm not too happy about the flea, but at least you're back. I don't mind Seikatsu either, as long as he's the only one."

"Well, um…" Shikyo said nervously.

"Shikyo…"

"Ah, hell." She pointed at Izaya. "The idiot got me pregnant again."

"What the…wait what! You're pregnant again?"

"Yeah, well maybe if you could keep your hands to yourself."

"Oh, and you had no part in it?"

"One more, anything else and I'm killing the flea." Shizuo suddenly said.

"I won't argue with that." Shikyo said. "See ya later Shizuo."

"Yeah, see ya."

"You, we'll talk about this later." Shikyo said pointing at Izaya, and with that they went their separate ways.

I don't know if it's possible for Celty to get pregnant but let's use our imaginations shall we?

Well that's the end. I hope you all enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. If you have any questions about what happens afterward or anything feel free to PM me.

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See ya.