Title: PS - Please, Don't Disown Me

A/N: So the winner of the votes: Chapter II, the letter from Scorpius :D

PS - Please, Don't Disown Me

Chapter II

Father,

I do hope you and Mother are doing well.

You have kept Mother away from all those society gatherings, yes? She does get quite fickle when surrounded by them… and her being pregnant and all… I would fear the worst.
Do you recall when Mother hexed Mrs. Cornwall-Hedley at some "gathering" when she was with Kazmius? Ahh, the good times.

Though, truthfully, Mother is always snippy when around those "spoiled elderly biddies" – I quote that Father, in case you didn't know.

My studies have excelled all expectations – I am a Malfoy after all.
Kaz, is doing well also, I believe he is in the top ten of the Second Year Class. He's also got a girl, Keile Moray or some such thing. Actually I should say, Kaz wants this girl. She'll have nothing to do with him; it's quite hilarity to watch.

I regret that I must say that I have some rather awkward news I must share. It's really quite laughable. And I'm sure you've been in such a predicament – you are a Malfoy after all. Then again, maybe you just where never "caught in the act," so to speak.

I must request that you don't allow Mother to read this; I fear I wouldn't be able to look her in the eye ever again. She would also probably attempt to hex me into next year, then prattle on about good behavior, and say something about taking advantages of females, etc.

Awh, ruddy hell, I can't continue writing in such a serious manor.
Too much bloody work.

I will say, in reference to what Mum will say about "respecting" and "not taking advantage" of the female gender, that I was the one taken advantage of.
Rereading that, I find it's truly just sad.

Now, of course it wasn't my idea to share this with you. It was Long-Ass's; he said it would be a good punishment or some ruddy shit thing like that…

Ah, yes, the reason for this letter – though I'm sure you've just skipped to the end here to avoid reading all these mumbles.

Hell, Mum will probably be the only one who will read this part. You'll have gotten tired of my nonsense after I wrote: "I do have some awkward news I must share." Then once, you've skipped to the bottom of this pain of a letter you'll see what it's about and turn to Mum saying something along, "Look what your son has done."

(Yes Pops, I do take notice how you loooove calling me her son when I've done something. I'm sure you'll find a way to call Mum "luv" in that sentence too. As you just adore calling her such. What would people think if they knew the great oh so evil Draco Malfoy did such? Ha!)
(What would they think about the names you allow Mum to call you?)
(Oh. Uhhh. Mum, if you read that there is nothing wrong with the names you call Pops.)

Dear Merlin, I think I'm stalling. Actually stalling – ha!

Okay.

For the record again, Long-Ass made me write this. Literally, it's part of the punishment that I write this next sentence, word for word.

I, Scorpius, was wrongly in the Room of Requirement, past house curfew, with Rose Weasley.

Alright then. See you at Christmas Break?

Your Son,
Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy

PS – I'd prefer you not do anything too drastic. Thanks.

Sorry it took me five years. I've been without internet - the horror! - foreverrrrrrrr.
Right now, I'm literally sitting in my car in the driveway of my family's lake home mooching off our neighbor's wireless. I'm also dying from the heat - cause it's gotta be like 99 degrees out here. All in the name of RoseXScorpius! Hah.

Anyhow, I hope y'all have enjoyed reading Scorp's input on this experience of his.

So the next chapter:
- Hermione's Letter?
(or)
- Longbottom's Letter?
(or!)
- Hugo's Letter?