PS: Please, Don't Disown Me

by aej325

"And then Rose was muttering, 'Oh God' for a whole different reason than before. The door to the Room of Requirement was open. They were practically naked. And there stood her Uncle Neville." A story in which Rose and Scorpius are discovered in an compromising situation, and forced to write letters home explaining.

9. All My Love, Your Bestest Sister, Rosie

Title: PS - Please, Don't Disown Me

Disclaimer: If I owned Harry Potter, I would be rich and I wouldn't be worrying about raising my ACT or about finding the right college. Sadly, I am worrying about colleges and my ACT. Thus Harry Potter belongs to the one, the only, JK Rowling.

A/N: My next updates are shorties, so it'll be like one a day or so next week.
Also... freakin' A, thanks y'all. Really.
146 reviews, that's the most I've ever had on a story. I'm so excited! Haha, and it's only chapter eight! ;D

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PS - Please, Don't Disown Me

Chapter IX

Dear Itty-Bitty Sissy,

Mum tells me you've started to speak. Which is wonderful news my little Holley-Bell.

I would like to give you some advice over the subject of speaking, and what to say and what not to say. For example, never tell our father about any boys in your life.
Hex, do not even acknowledge that there is such a thing as the male gender. Your life will go by much smoother in this way.

For Da is a wee bit lacking in the brains department when it comes to boys and his daughters.

Why, Holley, he actually sent me a Howler. A Howler Holley! Do you know what that is, me dear?
I shall explain: a Holwer is a letter that speaks, rather, yells at the recipient.

It quite horrid actually. The blasted thing just up and opened on its own.

(I suppose that is magic for you... and I did attempt to ignore it.)
Then - then! - the darned letter just started at me, screaming about this and that. It told me, see it speaks in Da's voice, that I wasn't allowed to speak with any boys.

How bloody insane is that?

I'll tell ya Holls, Da is completely nutters.

Oh! Do you think you could to me a teeny-weeny favor Holley-Bells? Tell Daddy that "he is a big ol' meanie-face." Will you do that for me Holls? Hmm? Okay, thank youuuu. :)
Could you also tell him that I will not be speaking to him any time in the near, or for that matter far, future?

All my love,
Your Bestest Sister, Rosie

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Just Rose's way of venting at her father. How else but to use your little sister? :)

Haha, reviews as always are loved like a baby puppies.